Amakababe:
I can't have a gay ass boyfriend, never.
I want my man to be a man, straight up, no casher. masculine shiit only

I don't want no faqqot cooking in my kitchen and later climbs the bed to cuddle, no please.

Lol. See them. Already feeling intimidated.
Babe I fvck pass fucados o. So if you are not comfortable with a man cooking, then don't be comfortable eating out. Cos most meals are cooked by men.

Nobodys:
Aint bashing any one, dear... read the post I quoted again....

I understand what you meant dear. And I ain't saying you did. Sometimes text could be hard to understand, unlike voice.
What I meant is, some guys, even ladies like bashing other ladies for not knowing how to cook.

xujiriy:
wow what a nice boyfriend to hve but where is the chicken

No be live chicken na. Check the fired rice. Beside I don chop more than half for fire

Nobodys:
If the only thing a lady can contribute to a relationship is cooking then she shouldnt be in that relationship....

I don't think bashing a lady for knowing how to cook or not should be a priority here. I don't care if a lady knows how to cook or not, in fact I don't like ladies cooking for me, except they insist. I find it difficult not to find fault in another person's food, the reason I hardly eat out. I prefer taking a girl out to my place. I Cook for you, you enjoy yourself.
As long as a lady is willing to learn I don't care. But if she is not willing to learn, that's her biz not mine.
But the truth is some girls feel intimidated when a guy cooks better than them.

Xaos:
Where is the chicken?

Check am for the fried rice. Shey na live chicken you wan see?

hisgrace090:
You knowing how to cook makes some women believe that they have nothing to contribute to the relationship especially when they're equally not financially okay.

Lol, that's true though. One calabar babe actually ran because I cook more than she does, except in bed

Woke up this morning and decided giveto myself a treat. I've been too busy over the week, hustle don finally pay. I say make I treat myelf fine.
So I started making this yesterday night, woke up as early as 5 to complete the cooking.
1 fried Rice, chicken and salad,
2 Jolof rice,fried plantain, fish and carrot.
3 Tomatoes soup ( got this from YouTube).
4. crouton bread

You might be wondering why I covered it, its only ethical, and I'm expecting a babe. So you are free to come join me.

Hello Nlanders, I know some may see I should go see a doctor.
I have noticed that each time I keep biting my lips involuntarily, either while eating or not I'll definitely have to treat malaria.
I have searched for answers but the little I get is that it is caused by stress or trying to eat very fast, or improper teeth alignment.
But I have come to notice that it only happens to me as an early sign of malaria.

This biting can be tongue, cheeks or lips.

Sounds awkward but, last week I started biting my lips, even while drinking water or eating nothing. Yesterday evening I started noticing signs of malaria, I went for check up and it was confirmed.
My question is, is lip or tongue biting a sign of malaria? I'm I the only one noticing this?
Cc
Dominique, sissy3

No be only bastardised na mothermessed.

mrMeen:
bish give me your phone, no!! You fucking with wayne no bish give me your phone.

No, let me take this call (Lick me like a lollipop) He on your fucking ringtone? Is that the shit that you do?

She say, ooh, daddy, ooh, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa Ooh, fake smile, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa

Lilimax:
The only line that caught my fancy is I pray that the Great Geometrician of the Universe grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss *

Only those who understand knows

Me just looking at I binabo like.... Some dudes would say pay high for quality education. I don't blame them.
You see, there is difference between public and private schools. But I'll not ho into that, I'm only here to address the writer.
Dear Ibi, I understand your plight, I don't think you know me but I'm sure you must have heard of me. My secret of success as a student of computer science in that school is not as a result of my dependency on the shiity labs, or faulty whatever they give to us. Leturers teach outdated technologies, they go to Wikipedia, do a copy and paste then claim they've done research and dish out to students.
I understood this earlier so I decided to depend on current trends.
I have loads of videos that helps me, manuals, ebooks most I get for free others I pay huge amount of money.
I understand you are not doing it for only yourself but if you want to rekindle your programming fire, ditch those lecturers and their shitty labs.

Ncan South South Chairman, name OTUNBA. status confirmed. Na them.
SW chairman over to you

I don't have anything to say so let me derail the thread.
Extraspicy means too much spice
Why does extraordinary not mean too much ordinary?

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Ezechinwa:


Keep on deceiving yourself

I don't want to insult your parents for wasting their school fees on you, I don't even want to insult your teacher bcs I know he tried his best in English, if I call you a disturbed child that lacks understanding of sacarsm I might get a ban. I still want to maintain my 200% banless record and wouldnt waste it on you. So I'll just walk past

Religious leaders don't involve in politics they only honour invitations. Same way oyedepo honored the invitation to make peace between atiku and obassanjo.
Same way Osibanjo honored the invitation to serve his country as VP and not speak when people are killed.he is not a politician only an invitee

pureheartlady:
Thank you dear

I'm truly sorry about your ordeal. I felt so bad but thank God you are strong. I'm hoping well be able to talk better later.

pureheartlady:
I don't know where to start from but all thanks to God. I am alive, hale and healthy my enemies will never succeed oo for I am a gentle soul
was in a COMA for a long time, after the unfortunate incidents and happenings but I am OK now, I thank God for my life. I wanted to lay low for sometime but I wasn't happy with the comments about my demise, reason why I decided to clear the air.. Though I don't blame my family for spreading such news because it really helps a lot with the investigation and it means a lot to my state of health then. I am sorry if the news caused anything to any of you, it was for my safety and it was one hell of an experience I never wish to experience again. I hope you all will understand. Now I am back to continue my naughtiness

Lefulefu thanks, you deserve a wink
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And others
Thank you all, I miss you all... ONE LOVE

Good to have you back dear

Waiting for UST and UNIPORT

Even atheist and humanist know that God exists. They are just confused. Have you been in a situation where sheet, I mean purge hold you like say you go die, I mean when you dey sweat and close you leg that you can't walk, then the sheet comes, about to drop, you hold it and it goes back to your stomach and you hear "pkruuuuuuum". Deep down their hearts they pray...
"Dear God, if you exist just save me from this sheet, I will doubt you again."
After that they tell you it was coincidence, God never existed

So you expect a man to lay down his newspaper and gossip with you while you can't lay down your phone from taking selfie.....
A man should lay down his job, stay at him all day to gist with you, but when the going gets tough your "friends " on Facebook becomes your new bestie.
Hasn't he layer down enough sperm? Are those not lives? He almost lost his mind for trying to understand why you'll cry all night for nothing.
My conclusion is that your ingratitude and wickedness level is on 150%. So he should die for you why you enjoy all his Wealtg banging another man who will still die for you?
Continue with your foolishness

Fear the name Paris. It is synonymous with romance and prostitution

DrMeroThaEmperor:
no be u put am as ur name? Hehehehe...

Check your mail

DrMeroThaEmperor:
bros.... We need to talk. I tried following you on twitter but @erection has been suspended. I need your favour please.

Lol, you wan follow erre?
Saw your pm. Will send you a ping soon

stano2:
To

For ToTo

What of my boxers? I no trust my babes so I dey keep am for boxers charge am sleep

The first day I saw an ivm I literary begged to owner to take a good tour of the car and she gladly agreed.
I never buy car withy own money, but my first go be IVM

You for kuku go Dickson na. When ant bite you, you go know say our forefathers no mad to accept clothes