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osazsky:
wat has beign a doc got to do with relationship. They marry anyone..soldiers.civil servants or jobless guys.a woman can find love anywhere. Na who first smat decieve am na him she go marry..are they not normal nigerians.how much is thier salaries..highest 200k..which is nothing now

Those guys don't really earn much. Yet you see them carrying shoulder like they've made it in life lol. If you see doctor wey dey collect 200k sef e try.

They go con dey carry shoulder dey drive 2006 Toyota Camry con hang stethoscope for the mirror . . I served in a teaching hospital . I know alot of them.

CaptainZubi:
Under cards is the riskiest bet a punter can make. It's my most hated betting option too. Your bet slip can get ruined in a blink of an eye. Just when you think say game don end, u go see say ref give silly cards at the last seconds.

Swears. ....I was rest assured the bet was gonna enter until one player got booked and got another booking immediately coz say he follow ref argue. Very risky and useless option

smartr:
If its that Lazio game, your bet don cut.

E pain me to the bone marrow. Last game left is Juventus to win. I was on the brink of winning 17k

Miracood2:
2 bookings

Nawa o.. the other bros dey talk 4 bookings..

Okay let me break it down.. it's on bet9ja.. I played under 6.5 cards

They already have 3 yellow cards from different players in the first half .


Second half, a player receives two yellow which equals one red..

How many cards in total.?

smartr:
Yeah over 3.5 is 4 bookings or more which is 40+ booking points

Omo na one player collect yellow and collect another yellow immediately for arguing with ref which leads to him red carded... How that one take be 4 bookings .. these bookies just dey use us chop..

smartr:
35 booking points.

Oga which one is 35.. are you trying to say that's over 3.5 meaning 4 bookings?

Mrxawe:
I played booking O/U in a bet.

A player gets a yellow for tackle

Then gets another yellow for argument with ref which leads to a red

That's 2 yellow and one red for a player..

How many booking is that on total.?

Please anybody with precise and understandable answer, I'll send him a token

smartr:
35

I don't understand

I played booking O/U in a bet.

A player gets a yellow for tackle

Then gets another yellow for argument with ref which leads to a red

That's 2 yellow and one red for a player..

How many booking is that on total.?

Did you know the music video of wizkid's "holla at your boy" was shot at Dowen college?

Now you know.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nXLRIv-Hqo

See as this two idiots just siddon dey look all through like say nothing concern them.

Situations like these, most of those students go dey form posh.. they go they form weytin they no get con dey do like say they no send don jazzy or they're bigger than don jazzy. See as everywhere scanty na. Youth exuberance Sha. I remember when olamide visited Lasu some years ago and some girls just sat far away like they don't give a hoot lol person wey go buy you 100 times.

ignis:
Fake story.

Stop arguing.. the video is circulating rapidly ..

Gory video showing ESN members using Nigerian security personnel head for barbecue and step it down with lords dry gin.

siofra:
I kinda agree. Cheesy romance novels sell like hot cakes there.

It does o. It's there you'll find love potions, love rings, creams etc selling like hot cake. They just see marriage as the greatest achievement a girl can have. .

Been in Adamawa lately.. all these hausa and Fulani think of is love and marriage. Most especially the girls.. how they are gonna get married someday to the love of their life, how they're gonna do this, how they're gonna do that etc.. oboy no be here at all.. it's just terrible. They no dey know pass love and marriage.

This is unarguably the most ruthless, inhumane and brutal government in the history of this country. They sent corpers to serve in various dangerous places across the country yet you're hoarding their October allowance. How you survive is no business of Buhari's administration. If you want to die, go and die.

Sani Abachas administration would give a standing ovation for an administration that destroyed Nigeria twice.

You think your government cares about you? Senators and those in big parastatals and agencies have long received theirs earlier in the week.

Whether you die wherever dark and rural place you're serving is non of their business.

LegendaryLover:
na wa ooooo.
set boundaries na...
learn to say no.
don't be afraid doing so may ruin your friendship, no, it'll only make it better.

Unfortunately, I lost so many friends because of this back then in uni lol. Some of them took it personal and stoped talking to me .. humans sha

I mean. You have this friend who constantly calls you to use your room that he's bringing a girl.. I mean house you pay rent for o , for your own comfort o.. you go vacate for am coz he wan bring woman.. and because na your guy, you go allow am .. ontop your matress o.. matress wey you dey sleep ontop make another person use am dey fvck woman...


Gross man

In whatever you do, do NOT serve in Niger state. That state dead pass anything.


And that OP is wrong, he is a cheap liar. Niger state does not pay a dime.. they don't pay anything.

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https://www.nairaland.com/6775719/nigeria-air-strike-kills-20

It's worse with those who attended polytechnics and those who attended northern universities. It's just terrible.

It's cool we have e-wars like these once in a while tsha, it makes the thread lively a bit. At least it's best we get some laughs and entertainment once in a blue moon.

Drefaithful:
Irrespective of the condition of the platform ( whether faceless or not)
Issuing threat to a Major in NA, by a civilian is tantamount to suicide. Even if CDS is your Dad, the deed might have been done, before anything can happen (if any)

On this note, I adore CaptainStephen, a season jumper for his highest level of humility of a Senior officer, your breed is rare, one day, you shall hang that lofty Rank of General, inshaAllah.

And you know who the other person might be? What if the major go buy market wey pass am lol. This is a faceless forum anyways. Anybody can threaten anybody bcoz u don't even know who is who and for that guy to be issuing threats probably means he carry weight.

There's nothing they can do. Even if they wan carry police come na just one or two corrupt and dirty looking coporal or constable dey get mouth bring and unless you be mumu or you no get mouth or small connections you go even give them attention or allow them talk to you. You can't even be arrested for a debt. Even Banks don't have that power. The best they can do is get a jurisdiction against you so they can take over your collateral. For loan sharks wey no even get licence where they wan see jurisdiction? Where their papers? Where your own signature? which collateral they wan use lol those guys are nothing.. I encourage every Nigerian to borrow from them and not pay a dime coz you wey dey give 10k to pay back 16k in 7 days who be the thief among us? Yet you still get mind dey blackmail me and send crazy messages to my boss, business partners, fiancee, friends , inlaws , pastors , imam etc.. We have to send these guys packing to their country. Enough is enough. I dey vex abeg.

elegantslayer:
Pls are you guys sure these people won't come to my house....
They threatened that even I run away,my family cannot run away and they will arrest them..

Nobody dey come your house. It's just one of their numerous scare tactics to make you pay up. I be professor for these loan people.. no be today so if I tell you anything just believe it. Threaten the bastard too. Tell him if he near your gate na him coffin dem go carry go back his office. If they threaten you , threaten them x10 coz once they notice you are scared or begging, you don give them power be that and they'll keep bombarding your phone with threats and calls. One that threaten me I tell am say if he makes the mistake of coming, I'll shout kidnapper ontop his head and make sure the boys in my street hang tire for his neck and light him . The madman fear instantly , next day he con dey talk politely to me dey ask for payment.

You fit dey think say federal government fine these sokoloan people o how come dem still dey misbehave?

Answer is that fine never worked.. people wey no get office and their workers work remotely from the comfort of their bedroom.. how FG wan see their money collect . How can you fine people without a physical address? company you no even know their manager or workers. the best they can do is to write to Google to remove them from play store.. even at that self, they'll create more apps.

NaijaBoy213:
Lcredit dey learn stubbornness for where Procash dey, since February dem never give up, even on Sundays dem dey call me.

One lcredit girl call me this evening dey bark say dem dey come arrest me lol... I tell am say I dey wait her for gate. . Lcredit stubborn o my guy.. Dem dey call me almost every day. E don reach 6 month now we I owe them 12k. Shey the credit dey don burn sef never pass that 12k coz sometimes I go just pick the call and drop phone somewhere make her credit dey waste

Out of all these loan sharks, the most stubborn na lcredit. They no dey give up at all. Lcredit still dey disturb me with calls even after 5 months.. I don block their numbers tire but the landline wey dem get go nearly enter 2,000. lcredit stubborn die even gocash and sokoloan don give up on my matter since but you see lcredit ehn.. .

Calibrator:
No jurisdictional information in the court order, even an illiterate will know this is fake.


So you are expected to walk into the nearest court

Weytin weak me pass be say make I come court on 20th of August to face panel but to avoid going, make I clear my debt .

Mixedfraction:
He didn't pay them but considering the high calliber of people in his contacts that have gotten the text and his life is still intact, he doesn't feel threatened by them any longer.. because they've already done their worst..

Lol those people na just empty threats.. I remember when they even send me email say make I come court after they see say I no send them again and they Don tire to dey message my contacts .. lol . I just hiss
. I found out they forwarded the message to more than 6,000 emails , definitely defaulters like me too. So they mean to say make more than 6k people appear for court on same day?

As if that's not enough na SAN dey send the message lol weytin concern a whole SAN with all this kind mumu case?
Those people no even smart

Oh I see, They even put barrister and SAN in the same sentence lol