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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Mrxawe: 3:28pm On Apr 27, 2022
Abeg help look this matter. I have a kid bro who will be passing out from NYSC tomorrow. He was the CLO of a local government area in bayelsa state . Can adding this to his CV boost it ?

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Education / Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by Mrxawe: 5:56pm On Mar 11, 2022
In every secondary school interhouse sports.. yellow house always have all the resources and manpower but somehow always come last ..

If you no experience this for your secondary school, you no go secondary school for 9ja be that.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Mrxawe: 10:52pm On Mar 09, 2022
CaptainZubi:
The earlier you realize these big teams fix games to pay off players wages without stress, the better for you. Just look at City.
Clubs wey dey work for bookies grin. They knew alot of people would rush that game over 2.5 lol. They chop una clean.
Politics / Are Stories Of Nigerian Soldiers With Padlocked Mouth Real? by Mrxawe: 6:32am On Mar 09, 2022
I've heard several stories of soldiers with padlocked mouth being deployed in the past to places like portharcourt and aba.. how true are they? Any pictoral evidence?
Business / Re: Sokoloan Are Very Nasty Set Of People, The Government Should Take Action (photo) by Mrxawe: 11:05pm On Feb 23, 2022
One of these apps put my number on autocall lol. If I pick, na pre recorded robot voice go dey talk. I get as many as 40 calls from it in a day. I don kuku ma block am tho the blocking app dey give me notification of the blocked calls sha.
NYSC / Re: My Journey To Kwara Yikpata Camp (2020 Batch B)(final Part) by Mrxawe: 8:35pm On Feb 23, 2022
Zainabhamzat20:
No Problem, Thanks. I actually didn't have the intention to just here to share my camp experience. Thanks again
With the way things are going on in this country, he might even be a ritualist sef. Please stay away from him.

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NYSC / Re: My Journey To Kwara Yikpata Camp (2020 Batch B)(final Part) by Mrxawe: 8:31pm On Feb 23, 2022
teejaymoremoney:


I don't knw why u carry another person matter on ur head....I no get ur time small boy
Na your papa superior you dey call small boy?
See him name sef TJ more money..na small small pikin wey never see life dey use names like femi slim cash, ebuka dollarz, tunde cash or tcash, ope naira.

Oponu nie jare.
Romance / Re: With The Look Of Things I Might Marry A Yoruba Girl by Mrxawe: 8:30pm On Feb 23, 2022
I'm not any of these tribe but to be honest, what sets Yoruba girls different from the rest is that when they love, they love for real and not because of your money.

An Igbo or Calabar girl for example will leave you alone and move on to another guy if your business is down or you're broke. But you see Yoruba girl, she can give you her life savings just for you to pick up the pieces and start afresh. .. the way they go dey call you pet name for phone sef ehn. Ifemi, ademi , etc. Yoruba girls Sabi love abeg

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NYSC / Re: My Journey To Kwara Yikpata Camp (2020 Batch B)(final Part) by Mrxawe: 8:13am On Feb 23, 2022
teejaymoremoney:


Funny...see hw u reason like a secondary schl guy....not everything is fvck,,be reasonable
My friend keep quiet. You dey beg girl for number weytin go end am.. abi na word of gospel you wan dey discuss?
NYSC / Re: I Just Got Posted To Niger State, I Am Scared Of Going There by Mrxawe: 6:31am On Feb 23, 2022
Heeyanu:

Thank you so much. I appreciate this reply. I will go to the state but I will still redeploy. Thanks for assuring me that the journey is safe, I will go in faith.
Go through Ilorin-jebba-mokwa-Bida-Minna route. Don't pass through kogi else armed robbers and bandits might make an easy meal out of you.
NYSC / Re: I Just Got Posted To Niger State, I Am Scared Of Going There by Mrxawe: 6:28am On Feb 23, 2022
HELLASJ:
Nothing to be afraid of, I stay in Minna, Niger state capital and I must say it's very safe and peaceful here. All those kidnapping and the likes are carried out in villages (typical ones).

Food is cheap as well as accommodation but there's heat this period (btw Feb. And April).

They're lots of people coming from Lagos to Niger, go through ilorin route via Bida into Niger or Via Okene(Kogi) into Niger.

We have lots of students from south-west(Lagos,osun,Ibadan,ogun etc) studying at FUTMinna and 90% go through ilorin(kwara) route. Even as I'm typing some are on the way home as result of this ASUU strike while some are still in school.

Nothing to be afraid of.
Which kidnapping and the likes happen in villages? @ Heeyanu don't listen to him. Just last year, there was a kidnap attempt on Corp members in camp at Paikoro. There's no where safe in niger, even minna. Please redeploy if you can.
NYSC / Re: My Journey To Kwara Yikpata Camp (2020 Batch B)(final Part) by Mrxawe: 6:24am On Feb 23, 2022
Zainabhamzat20:
No am done since last year and u?
Don't give that small boy teejaymoremoney your number ..

Na person wey him go fvck he dey find. Don't make the mistake of giving him your number.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Mrxawe: 10:24pm On Feb 19, 2022
So psg still miss penalty.
Fixed match is real abeg.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Mrxawe: 9:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
And person warn me about this Nantes psg match o.
Education / Re: SS2 Student Suspended For Slapping A Corps Member In Ibadan by Mrxawe: 4:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
Albertone:


In my own scenario:
1.The corper is a female.
2.It is an all boys public school.
3.The school is notorious for thuggery, cultism, rape,charm and other bad vices(the school has good students famous for good deeds too).

If you try what you said,you aren't gonna last 1 month before being butchered.Even teachers fear students except few teachers.
There is a particular teacher that doesn't attend interhouse sports occasions.He had a hand in the expelling of bad guys.He was tipped off that he will be targeted during the occasion as that day is a day for settling scores.

The school is no more rugged though but there are still some schools like that up till today.
I go first use their mama count scores before they use me. No be today we dey fight cultists.
Education / Re: SS2 Student Suspended For Slapping A Corps Member In Ibadan by Mrxawe: 9:45pm On Feb 16, 2022
Albertone:


During my time,some senior students(about 4) slapped the flat ass of one corper.
They were just flogged on the assembly ground.
Zonefree:
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See the mild punishment for slapping a Corps member undecided


During my service year, na so one SS 2 student slap one corps member like that. In the evening, the VP and some teachers came to our lodge to beg corpers. They came with 1 bag of rice, Garri, yam and oil. LOL grin grin

Na so I dey inside my room with my smoke dey laugh the corpers and VP.

As a corps member, nobody send you. No go do pass yourself for your PPA. Be wise not nice
Those sorta Corp members are usually sissies and lack charisma. Their type have tiny bodies/stature that barely command respect. I see no reason why a bloody student should slap you as a Corp member and you refuse to give him a blood bath. He will call his parents and I'll beat them to coma join. It's like you people don't know the power of that uniform, if I no murder person for the first time in my life make I know weytin happen.

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Education / Re: How Do You Recognize Year 1 Students In School? by Mrxawe: 10:06pm On Feb 15, 2022
Their kpekus are usually very tight.

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Business / Re: Sokoloan Are Very Nasty Set Of People, The Government Should Take Action (photo) by Mrxawe: 2:53am On Feb 08, 2022
This migo, I just found out have been owing them for almost 2 months yesterday. No thanks to the fact that they didn't even call or text me to remind. To be honest, I totally forgot about them.

Hope say they never do me bad behind the scenes sha coz these apps can be devilish. Abi they don message some of my contacts wey I no know.

Also blackcopper, do they message contacts? I don't plan on defaulting and will never default on purpose but anything can happen.
Politics / Do We Really Have A Chief Of Army Staff? by Mrxawe: 6:32am On Feb 07, 2022
I mean where is this farouk yahaya? Now I can see part of the reasons attahiru was murdered. The government needed a coas they could control.

Business / Access Bank Is Hoarding Customers Money And Holding Them Hostage. by Mrxawe: 1:13pm On Feb 02, 2022
It's been going on for almost 15 days now and alot of customers have been complaining on Twitter. *901# is no longer working. You can no longer send money or check your balance but they don't have a problem when money is to be sent into the account. Why hoard people's hard earned money? What kind of evil bank is this. I sent called one of them and she was telling me to visit the nearest Branch for assistance like she knows where on planet Earth I am wey you dey tell me to visit the nearest branch.

Business / Re: Sokoloan Are Very Nasty Set Of People, The Government Should Take Action (photo) by Mrxawe: 8:13pm On Jan 25, 2022
These are some of their numbers. Mad people.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Unforgettable Experience With This (PHOTO) by Mrxawe: 10:51am On Jan 17, 2022
sharpwriter:

Your last paragraph show say you no get sense.

So pvssy wey dey available to every d!ck and harry na sign of maturity for you just because you can easily satisfy your lust on them; but you will be one of those who call dem hoes and useless.
Na your popsi no get sense.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Unforgettable Experience With This (PHOTO) by Mrxawe: 12:08pm On Jan 16, 2022
dazzlingd:


Dont worry, you will have many daughters that will be that matured.
Yeah you're right .... but we can start with yours first if you have a mature one. If you don't, we'll manage your sister.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Unforgettable Experience With This (PHOTO) by Mrxawe: 8:29am On Jan 16, 2022
I remember when one was given gang beng that year. We were about 4 guys playing pes at night naso this girl just bounce enter from nowhere lie down in our middle. One bastard started fingering her thinking the rest wouldn't know. Before we could say jack, he started spooning her. The rest was history. Unforgettable night.

In final year , I packed to another hostel where we had a girl you could even Bleep while she dey baff. . as in she fit dey baff while you just barge in and Bleep her right there.

I love girls like that anyways. They don't see sex as a big deal. Na weytin we dey call maturity be that.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Mrxawe: 3:21pm On Jan 10, 2022
CaptainZubi:
How long does it for bet9ja to settle a postponed game?
Xerez Vs Pozoblanco Spain amateur tercera division postponed yesterday till now bet9ja never void am.. 13k winning. I don tire for this people.
That's one of the many aspects bet9ja needs to improve on. Other bookies dey attend to your game in a matter of very few hours. Bet 9ja go use one full day.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Mrxawe: 5:22pm On Dec 31, 2021
Borrowed 20k from access bank last week. Squandered everything on betting. Left with nothing.

Well I just imagined myself being robbed by armed hoodlums .... So the money no too go pain me.

I also imagined I spent it on hoes and drinks.. the pain don reduce small . Whenever I lose money on betting I just imagine I used it to do other things just to relief myself off the pain a little grin.

Moderation is key honestly. I've lost alot to this sh7t

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NYSC / Why Do Some Male Corpers Sleep With Their Female Students? by Mrxawe: 3:49pm On Dec 16, 2021
I mean whats the fuss about it?

Aren't you ashamed? Or you're just thrilled by the aura that you gat your student with her wide teenage ass on your bed?

Or you're thrilled that you get more aroused banging a girl on school uniform?

Fine some of these girls are above 18 but common man.. it's a no no.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Mrxawe: 7:03am On Dec 13, 2021
This thing called bet is gradually ruining me. Between last week and yesterday, I've lost more than 18k. As at yesterday, nothing dey account again. The remaining 2k cash wey remain ontop my shelf na me carry am yesterday, enter bike go deposit am for POS coz I wan give alabi. Yet even 2 odds live bet wey I use am play , e cast. Most painful part be say na trek I con trek go back house. . I think alabi has cast a spell on me. Any little money I have, all I think of is how I'll give it to him. I think alabi has cast a love spell, all I think of is giving him all my money... Pls help me.
My problems started when I lost and started chasing my loss. That shit is devilish, it'll ruin you. The two things that can ruin you in betting is

1. Chasing your loss
2. Trying to make quick bucks coz.you have debts or bills to clear. These two things will ruin you.

. New year new resolution. I'm gonna limit my self to 1k per month.

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Romance / Re: Who Are Those Marrying The Female Doctors? by Mrxawe: 8:14am On Dec 08, 2021
juniorstar:

Lol..na junior doctors dey earn around 200k
Oga stop arguing with me. Even senior reg no dey collect pass 230-270k. Na only consultants dey collect small pass and by that time you for don old.

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