₦airaland Forum

Daminaj1:


One of the most memorable speech from Olamide's Headies blunder was

"Every single song from Lil Kesh was a hit. From Lyrically , Shoki, Efejoku, was a hit back 2 back"

Now this is a point of reference for internet jokes as various posts mimicking his speech has been trending.

Not to be left out, YBNL singers Olamide and Lil Kesh joined the fun by posting their favourites.

What do you think? Good publicity for them? they can take a joke? or they should go and sit down?

http://www.daminaj.com/2016/01/olamide-lilkesh-join-in-fun-jokes-about.html

CC: lalasticlala

lol only today I saw a lot of such funny quotes.

ANTONINEUTRON:
Lol!!
Naija police searching santa claus for bomb.
How True??

Lmao hahhahahahaha the guy searching the beard got me lol.

kilokeys:
how do u react when ur bae tells u she needs space?


Mine was simple.. I knew it was the beginning of the End.


I said "goodbye"..

Got a new chic in 3 days

Ex texting and all.. wondering why she is making contact from her galaxy in faraway space..

lmao

kissing her forehead would have been better, down here our culture wouldn't find that appropriate. my own opinion tho.

Khd95:
If u qo school-cultism
if u go bank-armed robbers
if u enter car-traffic robbers
if u go out at all-kidnappers
if you go to mosque/church-boko haram
if u travel by air-plain crash
if u travel by road-fatal road accident
if u stay at home-hunger

wetin pesin go come do lai dis nau
Lord,watch over us biko

funny you

Khd95:
If u qo school-cultism
if u go bank-armed robbers
if u enter car-traffic robbers
if u go out at all-kidnappers
if you go to mosque/church-boko haram
if u travel by air-plain crash
if u travel by road-fatal road accident
if u stay at home-hunger

wetin pesin go come do lai dis nau
Lord,watch over us biko

funny you

some girls will never learn, even after seeing such post. smh

johnstin:
I have a problem with the Ak-47 assault rifle being used by the police for this type of aerial operation it is intended for.

Ak-47's effective range is about 300 meters; so it doesn't have long range capabilities.

So let's assume the police is engaging a gang of fleeing robbers from the helicopter in flight, the shots
fired from the Ak-47 will likely miss its targets at distances greater than 300 meters.
This puts civilians on the ground at great risk of getting hit by stray bullets.

In the same vein, if the helicopter maintains the 300 meters distance from the robbers being pursued, the operatives on board, as well as the helicopter itself can be hit by rounds from Ak-47 wielding robbers.

LASG needs to procure powerful long range assault rifles for these police marksmen for the initiative to pay off.

well said.

xtervaganza:
D girl no kuku get vitamin for body


B00bs= 0


@rse= 0

you are right, at least she needs to add some little weight.

thanks for the tips OP.

Nikki Minaj wana be.

Can't get the 3 gig tho, Someone pls add me to the whatsapp group 07057207218.

MrsJemiee:
na wa o! Hitting in a nail sTrange!

yep. And some ppl think the screen ain't hard at all

kene05:
Aiit. All join....

smiles""" yep

MrsJemiee:
mehn these videos make sense. But its strange! Y ddnt d glass break

lol, its simple shows how strong the screen is. At least it can survive some minor hard falls.

kene05:
Dis d regular pouch... U didn't acquire d smart pouch?, @!! Join sha

no, I don't like smart pouch. I just want a simple one tho... same as the ones I use with my other phones.

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thanks much TechL, i just got the HNP from Jumia today & it's a cool phone. Thanks alot!!!

RaDaZaBaNa:
Arrest na arrest which one be smashed again ?? the other day u said Mugabe was roasted in Nigeria is he a Maize ??

Lmao Funny you.

jokebabe:
I now carry knife around because am really scared with all this crime around

lmao funny you.

Nice one OP... Profound!!!

Senegalese-American singer Akon, whose Akon Lighting Africa initiative aims to bring electricity to some of the 600 million Africans who lack it, announced on Thursday the launch of a new “Solar Academy” for the continent.

The institution, scheduled to open this summer in Bamako, Mali’s capital, will try to give African engineers and entrepreneurs the skills needed to develop solar power. European experts will help supply training equipment and programs.

The academy will aim to teach people how to install and maintain solar-powered electricity systems as well as micro grids, “which are really taking off in rural Africa”, Akon Lighting Africa said.

Africa has 320 days of sunshine a year, the organization said in a statement, so harnessing solar energy is an ideal way to enable those without electricity to get it.

“We have the sun and innovative technologies to bring electricity to homes and communities. We now need to consolidate African expertise,” said Samba Baithily, who founded Akon Lighting Africa with Akon and Thione Niang.

Seventy percent of Africans are under 35, and creating sustainable jobs is vital, the group said, so investing in solar power for the future can help in more ways than one.

“We expect the Africans who graduate from this center to devise new, innovative, technical solutions,” said Niang. “With this Academy, we can capitalize on Akon Lighting Africa and go further.”

The group announced the launch of the academy at the second United Nations Sustainable Energy for All Forum in New York


Other source. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/akon-is-bringing-electricity-to-600-million-people-in-africa-10291826.html

Whizzcute:
Abeg pray on the gift o


Jay z is spiritually high

lol, but for real the logo on the bottle tells me all tho.

Creativity!!! Nice one OP, may God bless you with more knowledge and finacial assistance.

Smh, these days the news that we all hear re heart touching.

Sighs... may God protect and bring her back home. Amen!!!

Beremx:
then what will you say about $200,000 worth of wristwatch bought for Jonathan by David Mark?

still waste of money to me, that money can feed some homeless Nigerians and help the sick.

That's a lot money for just a Watch!!!

Teemhothy:
Yuck!....wud rather get injoo max or hot note pro....ba3 is important in every smart phone

you are right!

Lakayanah:
Regina give herself belle?

. Lmao... that must be her clone

Lol... nice one OP.

5" HD screen

32 gig rom

2 gig ram

Corning gorilla glass 3

13 mp back camera & 5 mp front facing camera

2 GHz octa-core processor

Dual sim

But a 2300 mah battery life "sad part tho"

And get free 3 gb from mtn!!!


Pls ya'll can watch the short video on youtube with this link below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qJY61YYr8E

Pls before MTN or AIRTEL shut down their mast bcs of fuel scarcity because as from tomorrow we are back to the 90's where we use letter's to communicate and NIPOST may not deliver my letter on time let me use dis medium to wish u Happy Ramadan, Barka de Salah, merry Christmas and happy new year in Advance and by then u may get married before d network comes back happy married life in advance... winks.

This Man.... smh