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But Mikey nnam, what seems to be the problem Kwan? U don't want to marry her? Or u feel it's not necessary?

OK... Nsogbu adiro.

Brb

Tolexander:
fine girl

Make I slide to your DM like Banky W did to Adesua Etomi?

onkaaayyyy

PointZerom:
You don call Allah tire na God you dey call now, very soon you'll be calling the gods.

y'all at this section are comedians. DF was tat for? Looool

BiafraBushBoy:
We Afon......ja Mus........lims will not accept that!!

We will hit our heads on the floor 10x and shout Allahuu Alkabad!!

Chaiiii u just crazy! Make una dooooo

googlepikins:
but him money tall pass your generation

No no! I didn't read that!

Blonchilli:
I've sent a mail

Replied

Blonchilli:
So can I PM you. Although don't know how it works on NL or I could get your mail

bbabykrisx@yahoo.com

NeeKlaus:
Aunty, don't you dare put this nigga in that lonely zone.. I will cry on his behalf.

Blonchilli:
So I guess we could be friends atleast get to know ourselves, before we get the Iphone7, the condo,a car and the bahamas

OK.

Blonchilli:
Yes he is. Haven't done this before so was thinking you would report to all those mods that give life time ban.
Also I kind of find it hard to really express myself when I'm talking with a girl I really like

U man.

Micuilles:
....so....? are you gonna keep this guy salivating or what??

Now that's crazily funny brah!

Blonchilli:
I'm not playing games dear. I have tosyne2much to thank tho cos he gave me the idea of opening a thread for you

Good friend he is.

Blonchilli:
Ten reason why it will work
1. I'm want someone we can build a future together and lovely kids with. The future is always brighter
2. I'm the one that's supposed to buy us a car. Unless when we're earning six figures together and can afford holidays in the bahamas
3. The condo wouldn't be a problem soon
4. Who needs posh holiday now when we can see the world through each other's eyes
5. Riding Okada isn't a big deal.
6. We can just Marvin Gaye and get along
7. I'm not blown away by your car but you sweetie
8. We'll get an apartment next to Barack Obama and TWH. Who needs Banana Island
9. We could grind together baby
10. I don't need an IPhone 7 sweetie
There honey. As long as we got each other, the world is ours.

I give up!

I just can't but wonder how u found my profile! Could someone be playing games?

zephry:
just know love trumps all

For real bro? I thought...
Ok, I should agree with you.

AlexCk:
Lol.

But irrespective of all that, the Op still dey "reason" u naa,
Which reason u con dey crave na

Bro, u know how it feels... The things u wish u could do for someone but always come to realize u ain't just capable. It drains! Or could I be expecting too much from myself?

tosyne2much:
So these are the reasons why you can't date the OP shey?

Toooosin! Did that gentleman ever say he wants to "date" her??

E like wahala o jare!

tosyne2much:
And what are the 10 things?

1. I'm BROKE!

2. I can't buy nobody a car (still cus she's broke)

3. I don't own a condo

4. I can't give posh holidays yet.

5. I still dey enter Okada!

6. I can't buy a VIP ticket for Charles puth live show!

7. I don't have a car

8. I can't afford an apartment in Banana Island!

9. I feel nobody should like me cuz I pay attention to only how I can make it through...holding tight on my grind.

10. Bro, I can't even buy him an iPhone 7!

That makes me feel so bad. I need to work harder...maybe, just maybe, somebody go reason me.

tosyne2much:
So, what do you have to say concerning this matter?

10 things bro

Blonchilli:
tosyne2much you're my witness here and please don't report this thread to my village people or those mods that can make Nelson Mandela time in prison look like a summer vacation .

To Mskrisx

I wish I were a bird
every morning I would fly to your place
and sit at the window
to be the first one everyday
to see your lovely face

I wish I were the dew
when you pick the rose
and smell its scent
I would silently wish you morning
and kiss you on your nose

I wish I were the mirror
the mirror on your wall
when you would ask me
I would tell you my love
you are the fairest of them all

Every morning when you pray
I wish I were the sun rays
to see you and be your admirer
and pray for your happiness
God bless you with grace

Oh if, I were . . . I wish I were
or be me only
singing to you the song of love
if you would hear only.

Singing to you Dusk till Dawn
To Mskrisx

Awnnn very beautiful wording...just came in after a hard day... Wow! I pray the good lord will in his time will open my heart to accept that love is real.

Thanks blonchilli...u a jewel.

Cc. tosyne2much

Blonchilli:
tosyne2much you're my witness here and please don't report this thread to my village people or those mods that can make Nelson Mandela time in prison look like a summer vacation .

To Mskrisx

I wish I were a bird
every morning I would fly to your place
and sit at the window
to be the first one everyday
to see your lovely face

I wish I were the dew
when you pick the rose
and smell its scent
I would silently wish you morning
and kiss you on your nose

I wish I were the mirror
the mirror on your wall
when you would ask me
I would tell you my love
you are the fairest of them all

Every morning when you pray
I wish I were the sun rays
to see you and be your admirer
and pray for your happiness
God bless you with grace

Oh if, I were . . . I wish I were
or be me only
singing to you the song of love
if you would hear only.

Singing to you Dusk till Dawn
To Mskrisx

Awnnn very beautiful wording...just came in after a hard day... Wow! I pray the good lord will in his time open my heart to accept that love is real.

Thanks blonchilli...u a jewel.

BiafranYouths:
You don't tell me what I know and what I don't,... keep what ever you know to yourself!

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U seem like a very calm person... Keep it up

Maxi112:
The difference long pass Mississippi

So Is the difference between using condoms and not

Blonchilli:
My nairaland crush get ready o! I'm opening a thread to confess my love for you Mskrisx

pls do... Una no fit kee me

Blonchilli:
My village people nor get my number

Lwkmd @ tosyne2much and Blonchilli


I just saw this now and I am rolling already

rainerboy1010:
am not talking of the area of disease

Loooool

Addicted2Women:

I remember back in the day when we used to go to ogbe-hausa in ichida to drink Monkey tail.

Weed soaked in ogogoro for 3 months

My small brain friend drank the Monkey tail and trekked from Anambra state to Ghana in just 8 hours

See these guys above...Neo- Bs


Fine boys wey dey like wahala...

ANSWER


Is there any difference between being HIV positive and negative?

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MrMystrO:
Of course I will Quote you

A clown u are!

Sing along.... I got no money!