Lol. Y'all cracked me up so bad.
I'd rather die than ever be broke again.
That life is a sad one.

Wow. This is so so sad.

@Kamez. Mehn bro I had to log in when I saw this. May the good Lord bless you so much that that will leave you surprised. You are a blessing. @op nne smile for your God has said enough is enough.

festacman:
Nigerians are specially smart people. Their brains keep working overtime on the easiest way to cash out. Come on, we should give this dude, Olusegun Bamgbose, some accolades for thinking this out. He should patent this idea as 2023 is still far before another person steals it.

You had me in stitches. so much wisdom.

Vilgax:
steady rocking my ₦200 Jamax for like 4 months now.

awesome for reading. it usually shocks me at random intervals thereby keeping me alert.

isn't technology amazing?

I died here.

But u willingly gave 4 kids? 4 Asin 4? Nne, you in for a long ride. I get pissed when I read some stories. How could you give birth to 4 whole kids?
Make I no type wetyn dey my mind.

Oh baba oya naaaa hit us!

CoronaVirusPro:


It doesn't change the fact that you are a church rat

Omo, this first reply really pain u oo
na wa

CoronaVirusPro:


You are hear to rescue the harlot called Mskrisx

She is just an ordinary tailor. That a guarantee that she cant go far in life

who be tailor?
Lwkmd. Rotfl. Abegggiii

CoronaVirusPro:


You empty Ninnyhead. Go get a life. That was your biography.

banger! I knew that reply ripped your tiny spineless heart to shreds..
U weren't hhexperrinn it.
Next time, choose your battles wisely.

hyvästi poika.

CoronaVirusPro:


Evening newspaper trying to vent fraustration. Better go get busy with your sewing machine.

Old hag!

Lol. nothing still. Read my first reply. This ur reply wear Pampers.

CoronaVirusPro:


Who asked for your biography?

Dunce!

Mtchew. No level. U no ready. I for roast u today.

CoronaVirusPro:


Malarkey!

Same Malarkey ur papa said to ur mama and convinced her to birth an ugly-ape like looking fowl smelling creature like you who should have been taken for lobotomy from the delivery room.

Let's do this.

sarrki:
Let the lockdown continue

That’s the best decision

With all due respect, I don't engage in political banter but here is my humble opinion and earnest prayer..

May thunder with heavy lightning fire you Mr Sarrki also fire you NgeneUkwenu and your ilks not forgetting Buhari.

Bloody devils.

@stupidity.
Baba u be better werey..abeg I don tire.
Wahala everywhere.

Lol. This is the craziest shit I read in a while.
I almost rolled from the bed. Nigger you sounded perplexed.

....

spongeisback:
I am sorry but both you and your husband suck big time! Pregnancy is nine whole months and you were not prepared?! Don't give me any stupid "lockdown” excuse because you had over seven months plus to prepare even second hand clothes and other delivery stuff.

Even in antenatal classes the nurses and doctors say this Everytime!!!!!! How much is blood tonic that a married couple expecting a baby can't afford?? So who will pay your hospital bills? When you get home how will you feed?

You're here writing list of what you need for strangers as if we were spectators to you and your husband's mating. GET OUT!

Lol. Baba easy

Nice one

donbachi:
U better rush go meet ur husband,na him never learn bad thing...naso my elder sister say, she no go go eket with her husband..as i write na..my ex inlaw dey live with oron woman and my sister think sey na to dey travel the whole world na e be life..do u know how many bigmen she go dey sleep to maintain dat her high standard of living?.after 2kids,no be every woman dey get luck marry again.use ur head.

And so? How do u know she sleeps with big men?
Do u have pussy meter?

Firstly, Mr Agent you are going in for it.
Secondly, Mr and Mrs you are going in for man slaughter if not murder.
Thirdly, this is a warning to all those women who all they do is open yansh and t.oto and collect phallus yet no drafted plans on how to take care of the baby unborn.
May you all know that the result of sex gamble on your offspring is this ill treatment on them.
While in jail, may you all receive sense and come to understand the real meaning of "Wisdom is profitable to direct". No be every thing be gra gra. Sometimes, infact every time learn how to use your brain and know that a single mistake can land one in that slum called kiri kiri.

Life na brain brain.

So a friend of mine told me her boss said no April salary and I asked her...if na you u go pay?

The further the lockdown, the more damage on the economy.

So what should we do? Fry s.eun osewa for you?

Mtchew.
Greedy wicked ugly cone- headed flat-headed two-faced slimy public money guzzling vipers.
Revolution is coming oneday, someday.

DJ play me "Wild" by Rihanna.

Don't quote me o my phone is on lockdown.

Loooool na today yansh dey back?
Talmabout how the great Nwaamaikpe will be unmasked.
I gave up on Nigeria the very day my dad told me the wonders Buhari performed when he was president years, years before I was born.

Me waiting to crashland Finland. Yes amen lawd!
Believe anything this clown of a leaders say and be the next "Oby Ezeks"

If this is true oo....the governor gat listen.
People are suffering.
Account numbers flying left, right and center.
Everyone is angry.
I just tire. I weak sef join.

Hello uncle lala??
Wharido today? Food is here.

With the lockdown cases are still arising.
If I were in the hem of affairs in the country this would be my suggestions;

1. No interstate movement.
2. Wear facemask or die by fire. (North Korean style)
3. Before you can open your business, you must get tested.
4. Schools cant open for now.

May your pocket never dry. Amen

Ode oshi which kin?
#stares mudafuckingly #

Yen yen yen yen...
Abeg! Fg abeg naaaaa abeg

Akamdinelu.
Jesuuuuuusssss akam di nelu oooo.
Jesssusssss ikpere m di nala ehhhh.
Where would I be without you, there is no me without you, life is incomplete without you.
Oh no no no no no!