₦airaland Forum

anwulica:
Me trying to disconnect the 'DESTINY' of the baker

U are a clown!

AbayomiOS:
reasons

Cuz it's a no! For him

bebe2:
This is getting annoying , how come each time a person is asking for directions on how to travel abroad most pple in diaspora will be discouraging the person.

If it's dat terrible why are u still there?

You enjoy the benefits of living in an organised society, knowing fully well that naija is a difficult place to live.

Are u scared of the competition the new immigrants will bring?

Nigerians in diaspora , what exactly are u afraid off??

U never hear say for we obodo Niger nobody want make anybody be like am.

Nku nko?? Finally u gree say na Etekebe pikin be that abi?? The worst mistake u made was fucking the later in the first place and still had the effrontery to deny even before the elders. Cry me a river... Nku will not, is not and never will be fooled by ur gimmicks.

U made your choice, deal with it

annalong:
Please call 0818208370 to order.

How much is it pls?? Make it reasonable Bro... I still dey jump bike from mile 2 to coconut.

Heat plsssssa

hoshodie:
who hush puppies help

Puppy brah... Like P-U-P-P to the Y!

No break my ribs joor

Everywhere jus blok to-dai! WhatIsHapun

TheeDetective:
What sort of nansense is this again ? You are waiting for us to tell you that both of you are not compatible . Since she's making so much noise about the money she lent you, pay her back. If you can't pay all in one lump sum, then pay it in installments. Go your separate ways as you both will make a very big mistake if you eventually go down the lane of getting married to each other . There's a limit to what one should tolerate and put up with. If you insist on going ahead to marry her, don't come back here and cry us a river that my wife is this and that o, cos we dey warn you now say make you waka. It's not compulsory to settle down with someone that you can't stay happily with as marriage is not a bed of roses.

. U made my evening.

GogetterMD:
6. Ekuke (Basenji)
These ones are so highly independent. They can walk themselves and find their way back home, and will eat anything. Travel for one year sef, they can take care of themselves. If you are lucky enough to train dem well sef, you can be sending dem on errand.. ..e. g.. Psst! Psst! Bingo, comman epp me buy matches from mama Nkechi shop

U the craziest being alive. just stop already... I'm gon peeeee! Hai! Chim ooo

Tazdroid:
I no be Easterner but your contagious idiocy brings tears to my eyes

Baba wereyyy

LesbianBoy:
Chai

I almost fainted on wheels....guy free me ooo

DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that you can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.

Bro, permit me to roll on the floor.... U a big clown! I swear!

Gkemz:
Happy easter Twaci, Juliana, Mskrisx, Mikylopez

Happy Easter Dear..Thanks for the mention.

CARLOSZ:

And after two months ban, I'm back.

Na thunder go fire that idiot wey ban me, God and his angels will ban you and your family from good things this year. Iseeeeeee

mad man!

Guy, u just made my ribs almost break @ D ise shii

optimusmind:
I am starting to think the haters just arrived

Hehehehehe OK.

optimusmind:
Personal?

Customized!

optimusmind:
What is the matter?

That personal text

optimusmind:
Congratulations to you brother... I can only imagine what your academic disadvantages could be.
During my time,
I slept to my heart satisfaction in school sometimes the whole day lying around.

And I am graduating as: Best Graduating Student
And also as
Associate Accounting Technician (AAT)
Associate Chartered Accountant (ACA)
All within the four years.
P. S. My CGPA 4.84. And I made GPA of 5.00 three times.
So all I can say is, it's by the grace of God.

Nairaland would FP my own story when am ready to share.

priceaction:
Immaturity. She was planning to ride private jet with her sister before she was disgraced out. The fact was that bb knew she was a bad market for them, they need to keep her there to cause controversies, so that they can keep getting votes and money. That was why she was booted out immediately the votes were closed. She should divert her anger to bb ,that kept her there for so long.

U my friend is SMART.
Typical of a business and profit minded fellow.

MisterGrace:
What is this one saying?

....that you can eat ur own poo anytime.

Principe67:
no need...

U'd never have any other choice...

Principe67:
It's a pity i'm my own employer and i ain't you... So my dear you just bleeped again

Read that message again.

Principe67:
who u be?

Your Employer till the day you die.

So? Congrats babe... Name he or she after me.
MUNACHI

Yookney:
Lololol

Truss me.

Blessedgurl:
Wow.....

....and so? Who no like better thing? Abegiii babes forget those things wey carry frustration dey waka everywia! E-badu belle fiffle! Twahhh

Cc : KanwuliaExtra

cc: yookney, she's gat respek brah!

Mtvheeeeeew

No comment.

DesChyko:
And if he still didn't know the members know what he's up to, anytime he's preaching repentance, he will be getting different looks from his congregation like..

U crazy

Pls how do I vote?? Is her name Amanda??

I love em both.