free2ryhme:


If your father had used a condom we won't be having this discourse you this perfect excuse for nothing having a female child

Congrats for having a full brain with sawdust that's why you can never reason beyond your nose

Put your talent to good use you may end up being the queen of fools after all stupidity resides in your DNA




Loooool no punchlines still. No punchlines.
Whether u like it or nay. Being a dishwasher for My dear Alhaji Tekno will be a dream come through for you.
He's made it he's made it!
Hunger plus plus representative
Akpa nsi!

free2ryhme:




Fish brain



IQ of a lint

free2ryhme:


Person with the worst experience gives the best advice.

Eyaah you must have suffered a lot. Nairaland is ready to help you

iamJ:
[s][/s]
checked ur dp


u no reach
even if i was bored, u no reach



my prayer is for God to bless any blind man that calls u beautiful with sight, amen

free2ryhme:


That's why sawdust full your brain

free2ryhme:


someone just posted that they are all for the gram and not his, obinrin chai

Dearlord:


...your prayers have been answered my child but you have to wake up and work hard for it my dear.

oshimoshi pikin

iamJ:
[s][/s] avoid mentioning me next time, i dont talk to ur grade

Ogbajie:
In the Singapore clip, that high rise architectural masterpiece is a five star hotel. The dome shaped dual structures before it is the gardens by the Bay. Beautiful place indeed! I was there asometime this year.

femoboy:
Who's the stealer?

Newboss:
This is my biggest problem with religion! It turns men to robots and dummies without balls.

Keep praying o. Just be praying for that angel to appear and tell her "Woman, seest thou not that thou hurteth Mr. Jombosco? I pray thee to refrain to avoid going to hell"

Hahahaha

Spylord48:
Lol Senator of the federal republic of Nigeria.
Dance well o. is not easy to be getting alert monthly after shouting Yey and Nay.

sorextee:
Which phone is dat? Did u see anything like SHIPPED FROM ABROAD or something like dat on the item? Im more concerned bout d fobe cos my colleague purchased one like dat recently.... D story long abeg, and typing on keypad is tiring

gidimasters:


Jumia is safe now... You can return an item within 7 days if you don't like it sef

gidimasters:


Yes... Some items doesn't have the Payment on delivery option

femi4:
Insist on pay on delivery.

OrdercityWeb:
In as much everything he said about his wife is wrong.
I find it very disturbing that someone could share private chat, to the extent of screenshotting pples conversation. I mean where is our humanity? Where is confidentiality for goodness sake?
I'm really disappointed. Personally anyone who shares his/her private chat with the public is very STUPID. He didn't threaten your life did he?
Why share his secret out? WHAT IS WRONG WITH NIGERIAN WOMEN AND THE CRAVE FOR ATTENTION ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
This is why i will drop dead the day i DM a lady on social media..

Now i have a message for idiots called guys who still DM/PM ladies. You idiots are the problem, you make this cretins feel on top of the world. This is why i always say every guy should become an ALPHAMALE. All this nonsense will stop. There are too much asslickers called guys that make ladies feel ultra-special.

Everyone knows ladies want attention, they crave it. That's what an Alphamale knows and uses to his advantage. Starve them of attention,
Like the way you give a dog food in the morning then wait for it to be very hungry before giving another meal. This way its the dog that will be calling for you. WHICH MAKES YOU IN CONTROL. Imagine if every Nigerian guy can do this, you would see that Nigerian ladies will borrow sense quickly but NO we still have some idiots called guys who still lick asses.
There is no lady living or dead who can try rubbish like this with me. I starve them of attention. I only give them bits.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE YOU DUMBOS SHLD STOP MAKING LADIES FEEL SPECIAL!!

slinkman:
the man is actually heaven sent. I would have beaten her to a point she seeks for divorce. Both physically, financially and psychologically

koife:

I've never contemplated breaking my relationship rather she has always been the one threatening to do so countless times. I think she desperately want freedom the same thing she said before breaking up with me the last time. See i know I've been patient with her, I fast and pray for her but mehn, she is damn stubborn even with her mother. Do you know I'm even finding it hard to ask her return to her house, it's coz I'm sure she'd decline it