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jhydebaba: the more reason I need my microphone tested

Your microphone or your toothpick?

Popowaa: If u think i'm lying just try it and see,u need lense after the conversation

Ta! You don't like me at all o. You want her to shook her nails inside my eye because of her wedding ring abi?
I wee na go blind

thatgurlvixen: I am here..dose scallywags didn't give us lyt since morning,,why are u frowning?
No..dey haven't
Noooooo..no shiken either
This christmas go get as e be..

u nko??ur 6 layer gown with bag and cap wey get rope,,shiny shoe with ribbon socks and plastic wristwatch don arrange?

My dear, yes o. Mummy bought a very big size, when I complained she said it would last me for the next 2 christmas. If you see my hat eh, ohhhhhh
Fisherman hat with that white elastic rope underneath. E remain bag and shoe with socks

Me I can't wait o, all my friends at school are talking about their clothes and bags and shoes.

I haven't even bought my blue coloured glaSses and wristwatch

When will you buy yours na? I want to see your own o

Popowaa: Just check ur eye if u are talking to newly married woman or her fingers will enter your eyes all in the name of u noticing her ring?

You can't be serious

Hehe... What will I not see/read/hear on nairaland?

jhydebaba: I rushed to open this thrash thread thinking I'll get a head ms pee, abeg do beta now

Lol you nor well.

[quote author=isale_gan2]He posted indecency?[/quote]Nah. Spam/troll

[quote author=isale_gan2]You cry often. [/quote]No sire. Why?

[quote author=isale_gan2]https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/58.gif It's Nitlad's fault![/quote]He's been banned

Danhumprey: Sure! Your body must be magical.


Have you check your mail?

Yes

aManFromMars: Received: live chicken and 2 yam tubers in a hamper.

Given: hulk hogan singlet and pant to my cousin

Ha!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]

Its not like that ooo.. He sounds soo romantic[/quote]Hmmm, I'm seeing willing girls things o

Danhumprey: Wait! I'm confused here. I don't really get you. Me think it's obviously that time of the month.

You don't understand?
Ogbeni, I said I slept on top of my phone and my body mistakingly typed/created this topic. Capisce??

espiranza: you really are just an ordinary girl who makes mistake. He said he won't take you serious and you busted a blood vessel cos of dat? Calling him shameless? Insult no far from una mouth. Don't blame you though. When an average girl has a boyfriend, she thinks she's on top of d world and every other men are worthless. What if ur boyfriend was a davido or a ronaldo, do you have to shoot all other men?

You do really need to get yourself a sense of humour ASAP dear.

By the way, what're you saying?
It's a pity that you don't know what "just an ordinary girl who make mistakes" is.

Aiit, bye!!

Phranciz: As if I care, quote me when u have brains.

Pained? Take heart.

Dannylux: ^^ I nominate this small girl

See your mouth

Danhumprey: Lol. It seem we both have dirty mind.

What's the essence of the thread? I thought it's a game thread?

No, I don't.

Well, I was jejely sleeping o and did not know I was still online. So I slept on the phone, my sleeping body now created the topic.

When I woke up I saw it and cried and cried and cried and cried, I am still crying even

princesa: op don't take her serious for she's only an angry woman

OP please do take me serious, don't mind princesa

Brb

Alikaxon: hahahaha, so I woun't take u serious.

Please do, you are a shameless man.

#iamangry

Phranciz: All females on NL are lairs
Lorretta is a female
So you can conclude the rest.
Naija girls stand for money alone, they now come to NL and lead fake lives. Rubbish.

You are talking nonsense!!
Stop this your stupid generalization. The topic is about flowers and money and girls, not naija girls and money.
You are whinning about naija girls and money, how many naija girls have you met/dated?
How much do you even have? Most of us you're insulting can feed you for the rest of your life.

You must have been mingling with the wrong girls, and had a really bad experience.

Have you eaten today? Oya send me your account number.

Danhumprey: No! I mean from inbetween your legs.

Aiit. I understand that inbetween my legs could cause blood to gush outta your head

Danhumprey: You got a mail from me.

Replied

Hmmm, you are a nice man.
The world needs more men like you.

But this your idea is such a big risk. Do you think her hubby will agree/understand? And not suspect that you and his wife have something going on?

Well, just meet him first and be veryyyy careful (you just might get a punch ).

OP shut up!!!

#iamangry

ITbomb: Whatever that first came into your mind when you saw the word.
Do you want further explanation or a demonstration

Nothing came to my mind sha. Oya further explanation please

Danhumprey: No,I mean time of the month when a thick red liquid flow.

That time of the month when the thick red liquid will flow from your head? Yes yes

Where is vixen?
Have your mummy and daddy bought your christmas clothes?
Have they bought christmas shiken?

ITbomb: The enjoyment testing will be mutually beneficial

What enjoyment testing?

I'm an introvert

Nothing really much