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FamilyRe: Yes!!! I Am A Woman Wrapper by msporche(f): 3:18pm On Jan 13, 2016
Spot on OP, the society view females as a lesser gender and it's quite disturbing. But I think it is getting a bit better cos the society is getting to know the true virtue of we women. Wish it can get to the FP. Lalasticlala food don done
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To Triplets At IDP Camp In Maiduguri by msporche(f): 11:27am On Jan 13, 2016
Congratulations to her
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Takes A Trip To Warri By Road As Airlines Complained Of Weather by msporche(f): 12:58pm On Dec 05, 2015
how is this newshuh
RomanceRe: Am New Can Someone Tell Me Bout Nairaland by msporche(f): 8:42pm On Nov 28, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
You fresh
You cute
You posh
You classy
You smooth
I appreciate that!
wow...... Tank for the compliments. Ur packs ain't bad wink
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Fayose Cutting Meat In The Kitchen by msporche(f): 8:42pm On Nov 28, 2015
He tried
RomanceRe: Am New Can Someone Tell Me Bout Nairaland by msporche(f): 8:40pm On Nov 28, 2015
pizel:
you allow pmz??
no..... Just drop ur msg nd quote me
RomanceRe: Am New Can Someone Tell Me Bout Nairaland by msporche(f): 8:31pm On Nov 28, 2015
CUMGUN247:
wah rules? Like not looking at yur nice bums cheesy
Am sure u've got urzz
RomanceRe: Am New Can Someone Tell Me Bout Nairaland by msporche(f): 8:27pm On Nov 28, 2015
Just obey the rules
Jokes EtcRe: My Hilarious Compilation by msporche(f): 10:48am On Nov 02, 2015
Funny
CrimeWhen The Police Is Not Your Friend by msporche(op): 7:23am On Nov 02, 2015
Late on Friday 30th, 2015, I go clubbing with a few friends.
It has been a hectic week, and we head into the Rapongi
Night Club, Festac; after all, as the legendary Ebenezer Obey
observed, a hardworking soul deserves moments of
refreshment... And so begins my latest encounter with your
friendly Nigeria Police no longer friendly.

My right foot had ached all day from too much of
incarceration following one or more bangs in the course of
the day, so I step out of the Club to set my toes free. It is
1am. I stoop, un-lace my boot, free the foot, rub my toes
and swing my leg. Then I stoop again to lace the boot, and
that is when hell goes loose...

A rather unfriendly hand lands a massive slap on my back,
then grabs me by the waistbands of my jean trousers and
boxers, and drags me along. "Who are you, what do you..."
The multiple slaps that subsequently land on my face
ensure that I am unable to finish the sentence. I am then
dragged towards three blue Volkswagen Faragon and flung
into one.

About thirty of us are sandwiched inside the eighteen-seater
bus. "Please, what have I done?" I scream as I raise my
head to multiple slaps, this time more thunderous. Minutes
later, a tear-gas canister is released inside the bus, the
doors are locked, and these men, all in black T-shirts
bearing the crest of the Nigerian Police Force with "Raiders"
written across their chests, surround the bus, with their
guns aimed at us.

I bring my head out of the window to breathe, but it is
quickly returned with a blow. "Bring this head out again, and
I will shoot you," a gunman says, as he closes the window.
"Let's move them!" a man who appears as their superior,
shouts, and the three buses zoom off. As we are driven off,
and I manage to see printed on the back of the one driving
us, "Department of Criminal Investigation, Panti".

We eventually arrive at the Adekunle Police Station, Yaba.
We are asked to raise our hands as we descend from the
bus, then to pull off our cloth and sit on the ground. Our
hesitations are hastily rewarded with plunges of gun barrels
in our chests. We immediately appear as criminals being
paraded, as the excited policemen take turns to capture us
with their phones. One of them then comes with pen and
paper, and asks us for our names.

We are then ordered to move one after the other, into a large
room where we meet about a hundred shirt-less boys
already sitting cross-legged on the bare floor. The
policeman stationed at the entrance of this room, lands a
heavy slap on the back of our necks as each of us enters.
"Did it ring?" he asks excitedly; and if you hesitate to
respond with "Yes, sir," he lands you another. I can barely
get a space to sit in, but I manage as I see hesitations
rewarded with blows, kicks and slaps.

It is impossible to not notice how happy these policemen
are as they mock us. "Stupid people, una get money to dey
go club go drink, go carry woman abi?" One of them says,
with a hiss. Another comes to sit over us. I stretch out from
under the table and reach for his hand. "Please, sir, I am not
a criminal." He looks down at me and smiles. "So, you think
everybody here is a criminal and you are the only one
innocent?" and he frees his hand from mine.

Tired and weak, I begin to doze off until we are summoned
to form a queue. We are to be transferred into some other
room. As I draw near, I finally see the room: dark, darkened
by the wails of the young men it houses. My heart beats
faster. I run out of the queue to meet a man whom I hear
them call Oga. "I am a journalist, sir," I tell him, with a
quavering voice. "We work together with you people, the
Law Enforcement Agencies, please help me, sir," I continue,
as I look into his eyeballs to identify his soul...

"Identify yourself," he says. "Everything has been seized by
your men," I reply. "But, sir, you can check my phone, I have
already drafted an email I'm sending to my editor, about
how your men picked me up and..." "Hey! Bring this man's
cloth, he's a journalist," Oga calls out to the policemen who
are standing by. I collect my cloth, and they bring a sack of
phones and tell me to pick mine. "Isiaka," Oga calls to one of
his men behind him, "go and drop this man, journalist, in
Festac." "But, find them money for fuel o," Oga says to me
with a smile. "Yes, sir," and I smile back at him with what
remains of my battered face.

I am escorted outside, and walking behind them, I hear Oga
tell Isiaka to bring the money. Isiaka then brings out lots of
squeezed N1 000 notes from his back pocket. "Oya, your
own," Isiaka says, turning to me with an open palm. I bring
out the N5 000 I have on me and pull out N1 000. Isiaka
however grabs my hands, and grabs all the money. As the
police bus takes me back, the three men released with me
stop by the ATM to withdraw the 'balance' for Isiaka's Oga.

While Isiaka and I wait inside the bus for these men, I finally
remember to check my wristwatch. It is 4:01am!



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cc: lalasticlala
Education. by msporche(op):
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CelebritiesRe: Designer Begs Desmond Elliot 2 Help Him Promote His Brand,See His Responses(Pics by msporche(f): 6:11pm On Oct 07, 2015
Only in Nigeria
Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures That Will Make You Re-evaluate Your Entire Existence - Yahoo by msporche(f): 6:07pm On Oct 07, 2015
jauntty:
Yes. I want to order the Milky way galaxy and Neptune from Jumia.
I need it delivered to my house

Also help me order for that Hot VY canis majoris sun, send that one to my Boss house

how much for my orders ??
lol.....you won't get ur orders in this life, probably the next one
PoliticsRe: Police Stops Live Coverage Of Saraki’s Trial by msporche(f): 10:56am On Sep 22, 2015
Na dem sabi
CelebritiesRe: Sunny Ade Is 69 Today by msporche(f): 10:53am On Sep 22, 2015
Happy birthday to a legend
CelebritiesRe: What Attracts You Most In A Music Track ??? by msporche(f): 10:52am On Sep 22, 2015
Lyrics is necessary but I think a catchy beat attracts more
PoliticsRe: Police Storm Akwa Ibom Lawmaker's Home, Shoot One - Punch by msporche(f): 10:48am On Sep 22, 2015
Nigerian police again
CelebritiesRe: Out Of These Three Ladies, Who Do You Think Is A Wife Material??? The One In The by msporche(f): 10:44am On Sep 22, 2015
All of em
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Tania Omotayo Loved Up At Acoustic Night Hosted By 2face Idibia(pics) by msporche(f): 8:22am On Sep 16, 2015
Enjoy yourself baby boo
SportsRe: Oke & Olamigoke Win Gold & Silver Medals At All Africa Games Triple Jump Event by msporche(f): 5:14pm On Sep 15, 2015
Congrats to him
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Denrele's Outfit To Miss Grand Nigeria 2015 Pageant(photos) by msporche(f): 10:31am On Sep 15, 2015
Dis guy.......
PoliticsRe: Yoruba's Against Biafra Restoration Due To A Lost Quest For "Oduduwa Nation" by msporche(f): 10:30am On Sep 15, 2015
Janeyy:
can i get ur mail.. wana av a private convo wit u
I don't think dat is necessary BTW I love ur thread about those pre-wedding pictures
PhonesRe: Name You Lock Screen app And Share It's Features. Let Us See The Best by msporche(f): 10:26am On Sep 15, 2015
Can u share a screenshot?
CelebritiesRe: Omotola And Daughter, Meraiah, Step Out In Crop Top For Fashion Show by msporche(f): 10:23am On Sep 15, 2015
Beautiful........looks lyk d man behind omotola is checking her backside lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Is It Normal For A Full Fleshed Nigerian Man To Watch Telemundo ? by msporche(f): 10:22am On Sep 15, 2015
Not really weird but for a Nigerian man.........
PoliticsRe: Yoruba's Against Biafra Restoration Due To A Lost Quest For "Oduduwa Nation" by msporche(f): 10:20am On Sep 15, 2015
donholy28:
warris dix one saying
I wonder o
CelebritiesRe: The Gift D'banj Received From Bono (Photos) by msporche(f): 10:36pm On Sep 14, 2015
We don see am
CareerRe: #breastfeeding Military Moms Spread Awareness Through Viral Photo # by msporche(f): 9:41pm On Sep 14, 2015
Beautiful
PhonesRe: Infinix Is A Complete Joke by msporche(f): 9:39pm On Sep 14, 2015
xxxtedyxxx:
u r a goat. Drop dat phone n go start using torch light nokia
Must you go hard on himhuh
FamilyRe: Father Sends His US-born Teen Sons To Nigeria To Learn Gratitude by msporche(f): 10:52am On Aug 13, 2015
Nice of him
PoliticsRe: BUHARI: Start Anti-corruption Crusade In Osun - SDP by msporche(f): 7:04am On Jun 04, 2015
segedoo:
Hi, I'm loving your mind. I cherish intelligent debaters like you - Re: Davido-Wizzy. I'm not a fan of either. I just enjoy feel-good music sometimes.

Your analysis was quite impressive though skewed towards OBO and your thought process was well articulated.

Would be a pleasure to listen to you talk and engage your mind sometime.
Well done Miss.
Tanx a lot bro

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