Kabo Yusuf! Kabo! Kabo!

U are most welcome sweetheart I can't believe a heart throb is in my house. How loffffly

Im glad you prefer plantain cause I myself loffffff plantain very much. I always chop plaintain and beans together and the beans I cook em with smoked fish. Would u like that?

Mrs.Chima:

You can get a job in Asia if you are a transvesite working in the HOOKER STROLL.

eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!

Donlittle:

people who voted for ms POTOTO WANTS green card to asia
lame asss

Which African persin even want a lousy visa to Asia? God forbid! You cannot even get a job here why would u want a visa?

Nayah, u're ma gurl and I agree with u. Thank Goodness or u my dear. U have told all this boys the truth. Na they say the truth is bitter .

alstarmayo:

@ms potato so many ladies will say otherwise because they want to show off to their friends they have a rich bf and the guy will be trying to keep the pace by buying lacewig of 40k for the lady and other things like that.

Personally if my gf is not the money type I will shower her more.
Kudos to u

The thing is relationships are not about money or materialistic things. I always tell myself and other people, just thank God he didnt cheat on you. Thank God that theres someone out there that loves you. Thank God that he is genuine and not that kinda guy that would sell you out.

Mrs.Chima:


When I was in Ghana and Nigeria that all we watched were Ghanian and Nigerian movies. So when I came home it just stuck to me to continue watching Ghanian and Nigerian movies because I gotten used to it.

Yes, that is Nadia Buari and the movie you are talking about is called Ghana Angel. Yeah, they are limited on their soundtrack selection because of copyright and so forth. I am just annoyed with the X-FILES soundtrack because they would play it WHILE the actors are TALKING!!!

Nadia Buari is Ghanian from what I read about her.

Wow! At first I thought Nadia Buari is an Oyinbo lady cause she is sooo white So that movie called Ghanian Angel is a Ghanian movie? Ok, I thought it was Nigerian.

Ooo, U travelled to Ghania and Nigeria? Wow! How long and how was it? I planned to go to Nigeria again but the cost is just too damn high!

Mrs.Chima:

Ms. Potato!

Check this out! Two men set on fire for stealing a sack of potatoes in Kenya. Here is the link.

http://www.youtube.com/user/gearboy12550#p/f/13/tZY7MR-DLfg

I am sure feeling the African Love!

Uhmmm, ,. ., . I must tell u sumthin. I have a very fragile weak heart and I cannot see violence cause if I see I would cry for a week none stop. There was one time I saw sumthin on TV causing me to cannot sleep for almost a month! It was horrible. I than tried avoiding watching scary ghost shows, murder, people /animals being crucified and tortured and so on. . . It scares the sh1t out of me. Why would people burn them anyways? They should have just gone to court and than jail.

Chima dear, do you like teddies?

James-dman:

Well, yeah datz true. I don't knw all d details, so i can never understand until we thread places. However, what ever is d case n however hurt u're feeling right nw, i will say u should nt rush into makin a hasty decision dat u might regret later. So, please take time 2 tink deeply abt it, n do wat is best 4 U.

He told me to give him one month and I will give him that one month. Thats all I can say for now. Have u ever been in a relationship?

upendo 98:

@potato dear,

oh yeah am cool and having fun. Am hovering around.This nl bug is nt easy to get rid off.Its like a smoker trying hard to quit but am dealing wth it.
you serious u broke up? remebr I asked u first if u evn have a boyfie? its coz u joke too much!
Well if so then dont cry. With time u will be okay and fine.
Hows Malaysia?.Come to Abiyei whn you feel tired.Theres a lot going on here and pple scarmbling for precious resources. It may help you get over your loss.
Can I get u a sudanese? These guys men,they reach to the skies.They don't even need laddders to fix their electricity polls! they fix them bulbs with ease and voila!
Holla me and let me know.They love yellow yellow.
lots of love.

Oh no. I have no broken up with my bf. We are just going through hard times but it will be fine. And no thanks, I dont want to date a Sudanese. Im the type of person that takes a long time to fll in love with someone as I dont easily fall in love but once I do, I am sooo in love.

Malaysia is getting suckier everyday and soon this country will be just like the negative side of Nigeria. With our current president, Naijib Tun Abdul Razak

[img]http://2.bp..com/_IhSgIwdaMtw/TPuwEdaCpVI/AAAAAAAAAHw/SlGs1noO7IM/s1600/malaysianpm.jpg[/img]

He wowo pass my pet monkeys from bushland ooo

Corruption in Malaysia had increased
Racism in Malaysia had increased
Cost of living in Malaysia had increased but our salary is still the same
Scholarships for the Non Muslim is 0
More Malaysians are polluting our passport name cause alot of them goes out and be a drug dealer and human trafficker in other countries causing Australia, China and the US to be skeptical of malaysians visiting their country.

And so on.

[size=2pt]Well, I cannot wait till this old man dies[/size]


I am joking all the time? But Im always serious when posting with u Upendo. I didnt know I sounded like I was joking to you. Im sorry

So how are u? Do u have a bf?

satani23:

Housh

Satani, please dont scare Upendo that way. She has gone through more than enough problem for the week naa.

James-dman:

~~then u should luk at dat sentence again n see wat it implies. U said, 'I DATED a Nigerian guy', which imply dat, U ONCE DATED A NAIJA GUY. U also said, 'when we dated', which means, WAT U'RE TALKIN ABT NW, HAPPENED WHEN U DATED HIM IN THE PAST. *well, its gud 2 hear dat u're stil 2gether*

The first one I agree the second one I dont agree cause when he introduced me to the word yeye fowl, that was past tense

Lord_Reed:

Haa thank God am not the only one!

V, I hope u did not talk to Mr T na. Did you receive my Message?

Scash:

ok, But my potatoe is still on d fire

Arghhhhh!!!!!!! Cannibal!!!!!

Goldieluks:

Ms PATOTO,


How do we get members for this ''yeye fowl club''?

Who u callin a patoto? Its POTATO abeg!

Well, if you post, than u are already a member naa. Soon i will be teaching you guys on how to unleashed your yeye fowl spirits (winks)

But first u need to get a teddy. Do u have one?

James-dman:

Noting d use of PAST TENSE when she referred to d relationship, so d relationship is over ~~*sighs*

hey! I did not say I broke up with him ooo

upendo 98:

[i]@Sweetpotato
since u confirmed 2 m tht that oil doesn't flow freely on lagos or Abuja roads, I decided to take my pipes and buckets to Abiyei.
Ok thts not a slang for Bayside but Some remote place in S.Sudan where oil flows like milk and honey.
come visit.

Oh my dearest, Im so glad you are back here. I really miss you sha and Im glad and hope your problem is settled

James-dman:

Nah, i'm nt angry bcoz, u ARE leavin him. I'm angry coz of d WAY u want 2 leave him. He didn't cheat on u. He might have made u angry, bt he apologised. He stil loves u deeply n u luv him too! So, why break his heart n probably urs?

U wont understand how I feel cause u are not in my situation. Thats just what I have to tell u for now

Leave us alone jor

alstarmayo:


yea who doesnt though other tend not to make their priority

For me I would honestly feel bad if my bf buys me a BB cause I know how expensive it will cost so I rather buy it with my hard earned money

Goldieluks:

OK these new ones are cute--ish. the last one looked strangled and patched up,why?


Lmao @Half Nija

Well my dear, if you see some looking strangled and some looking very old, its because their age is about from 15 to 20 + years old.

Pluto Pinky is 22 years old this year. Rose is 18 and Rosie is 21 years old.

M M M:

do teddy supply punny?

I thought you are born again

Aight people. heres a brief introduction about Yeye Fowl

Yeye Fow[/b]l was first introduced to me by my bf Mr T. As you all know I am an Asian girl and I dated a Nigerian guy. When we dated, I told him to teach me a[b] Nigerian word and he said ok Babes, heres your first ever word and I want you to remember it for the rest of your life. . .

He said, " YEYE FOWL"

And I was in total confusion so I ask him what on earth is that?

And he told me yeye means unserious and[b] fowl [/b]means chicken

And I was like why would u teach me a silly word ?

And he was like Hold on now. . . Let daddy explain aight?

And he continues. . .
You see Gabby, whatever that comes out from your mouth, you seem to make everyone laugh. You made me laugh, you made my family laugh, you made my friends laugh, basically u are a very crazy funny person!

So everytime I look at you, you reminded me of a yeye fowl. Cute huh?

And I was still confuse

And than he was like because you are a yeye fowl, therefore you get lots of kisses from daddy and there it was, yeye fowl had existed

Goldieluks:

I chopped POTATOTO.

Yeap. U are in the yeye fowl club from that post '

yinkalink:

I want to b a yeye fowl, but er wat exactly do yeye fowls do?

Omolola1:

support yinka, what exactly do yeye fowls do?

Well, U will know soon when I do a brief introduction about the yeye fowl club

James-dman:

I prefer YAM to Potato. Especially pounded yam n egusi soup! LoL. So, Ms. Potato, can u revert 2 Ms. Yam?

Im sorry naa but Ms. Yam is busy poundin yam naa. She will be back when someone kills Potato