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Orikinla:
Man in the picture: You no dey tire?
Woman in the picture: Tire ke? Wetin you don do? Na life sentence oh! We have more decades to go for life. I beg, three more rounds. You are too massive and I want more jo.

what an imagination!!!




@ Topic,

he likes me on his chest otherwise he likes to spoon hug me. As for me, I am not that romantic and his body is to hot for me at times (I am afterall the Ice Girl meaning I can sleep without blanket under air conditioning system and fan all join one go) and I love jogging under the snow with my shirt and shorts!) so i would prefer if he sleep on his side and I sleep on mine

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7815981#msg7815981 date=1298893732]@ ms.potato, which one come be see ya? when the thing wan start to dey hot, na him u wan run comot, abi [/quote]I dont get what you mean Anyways, continue with your flexing while I continue with my mourning

Or you guys can coninue posting here. Im fine and will stay out of it.

See ya

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=609290.msg7814465#msg7814465 date=1298877157]Ms. Potato,

Some of them are nice people and you have to weed through the filth to find them.[/quote]Are u saying that most Nigerians are evil?

I wont like to think so naa. ,

Tosinville:
Ms.potato

Why wouldn't he want you anymore? is that an agreement between you and him?¿¿

Oh Noo. He is still with me naa. We thank God for everyday. I was just joking about IF ONE DAY he doesnt want me any kore naa, than I go look for Jamo guys  


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=609290.msg7814442#msg7814442 date=1298876827]Ms. Potato,

Tosin told me to stop reasoning with my butt so I responded in sarcasm that reasoning with my butt keeps me from creating threads of such and I have made sound decisions despite my "reasoning with butt" persona according to Tosin.  As usual, he didn't get the sarcasm and I am not surprised.[/quote]Chima, u really really really reminded me of someone I knew years ago on NL.   Her username is Epi and when she posts, it reminded me of you and we were very very close before.   Please tell me, are u EPi?

Tosinville:
Aww!! thats sounds so fabulous and we're all great people to be with. So you have a nigerian guy in your life right now?¿¿

Yes now. But if he no want me no more. No Problem, I go find maself a Jamo guy 

don101:
i need a cougar, anybody with contact

Tosinville:
How about Jaguar?¿¿

Tosinville:
cheetah

Tosinville:
Badger

ROTFLMAO!!!

When I was very little I talk ENglish like Jamo. And because one of my aunts got married to a Jamaican and have beautiful babies (my cousins) and I love it! I just love everything about them, LOL! I use to watch alot of Jamo movies and I love reggae alot. Guess my cousins got me hooked to it or sumthin when they comne visiting me in Malaysia but now we dont see each other anymore cause they are all grown up busy with their job and me too busy with my job.

Than when I went to Secondary school (a little older) I fall for NIgerian people because of their accent, their culture, I love their food. Love their dressing, love their owmen's curves. I find them all very attractive. I live in an island filled with oil and gas and we usually hire NIgerians before to work in the oil and gas. At times when my dad goes to work on land, he would bring me to work and theres this bunch of Nigerian men they would chop groundnut, and garri and Eba and they will cook their soup there at the work place and I would eat the food and thats when I realize there are other sweet food on this earth. LOL!

Anyways, I dont exactly know but I really do loveeeeeeee Jamaicans and Nigerians.

I am starting to pick up Pidgin. Im still not good at it and there are many things I still have to learn.

Yes, Im dating a Nigerian and he is my past and present love.

Which quotes?


I hope u dont misunderstood me cause I am still in love with Nigerian and Jamaican men no matter what people say about them, I dont give a hoot

^^^ She was referring to you its because guys like you whom dates foreignors mainly the Oyinbo's had caused all those Oyinbo;s ladies to come in here and complain about you. Thats just what she was trying to say. Statistics has proven it.

190:
[color=deeppink]Ms Ropeto



Dont be deceived this is the real reality

He's a pain in everyone'z butt
he's successfully slept with over 11 ladies on this site alone
right now he just broke amina and her new Bf tosinville up [/color]

aminalib:
damn now u onto ms potato, wow

Please do not misunderstand his intentions. We are good buddies on NL and I treat him as my dearest brother. Im just shock to see his negative energy today as I dont see it at all in the past.

REALITY101:
My stomach need some brb but now on this deadly zone cheers
Love you ms. Sweet-Potato

Love u too my dearest brother

REALITY101:
Honey ask 190, D sense and mzdarskin    I will be cool for your sake now I will try  really I will They infected me but I am on rehab now and getting better

Now what did they do? I know 190 can be a militant at times, S Sense can be a pikin at times but Ms DarkSkin?

2buff:
^^ Some guys are beyond foolish and, sadly, almost deserve such cheating wenches as your cousin.

Any woman who does not respect the sacredness of marriage and manipulates you into destroying yours to be with her is certainly NOT someone who would care about the other virtues of being engaged or married that are required of her.

Agreed and infact the whole family including myself are ashame of her behaviour. ANyways, the guy is getting married to her this coming March and she invited me to her wedding but I wont go at all cause Im too embarrass, . . . . Imagine, the other day I was in town, the guy's ex wife stared at me like as if Im the one stealing her husband from her. Sheesssssh!  

Tosinville:
I know it can happen in any part of the world nigerian ladies rate are getting too much just because of money, u know its crazy or should i blame it on the country recession? lets forget about dat but i still can't get married to one, besides where you from, ms.potato?

I guess you can blame it on the economy and besides, your government is not doing y'all a favour. U know this problem applies to Thailand women and CHina Women. Its their dream to marry a foreignor not because of love but because of money. They have been suffering all their lives and they believe that marrying a foreignor will be able to end their suffering./


Im from Malaysia.

REALITY101:
Any babe that need Kobe must contact me first. Thats the deal.

Hahaa funny like shi1t

Why the change of attitude? As far as I can remember, u used to be nice!

Tosinville:
^^^I know but are you like that?

Oh No. . . I come from the inheritance of Mama Ngozi and to all Mama Ngozi followers, we dont cheat on our partners. We are grateful to have our partners.


But let me tell u sumthin, Im not ashame to say this that although Im not Nigerian and although I dont sleep around with multiple partners, but I must tell u my cousin (whom is a pure breed Malaysian) sleeps with different men even though she already have a fiance. So wetin u call that. She is one example which I have seen with my own eyes. And whats worst, her bf is married and she made him divorce his wife to marry her but she is still sleeping with other men

Tosinville:
Yeah! i know but i just don't want 'em thats all, i don't want a lady who'll probably be bleeping my close friend just because of money in the middle of our marriage if it happens dhat am a lil bit broke.

Hey!!! Not all ladies are like that.

Mind u they are ladies like that from all over the world u will be surprise.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=613283.msg7813657#msg7813657 date=1298858543][color=teal]LMAO@ silly us! Hmmm. we can have our own private NBA drafting system! I'll trade Wade for Kobe Bryant, deal?!  [/quote] Na why you want better things? What if I tell u I want both? Cause they make me Hot?

REALITY101:
Sounds more like smash potato in the mouth no offense.

Na see him bash Mama Ngozi like this ooo What is your problem now? Is it you that got a dead dog this morning?


[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=613283.msg7813606#msg7813606 date=1298858075][color=teal]@ Potato married eh? LMAO. suuuuure! and I am preggers with Dwayne Wade's baby  [/color][/quote]Oh WOw! Dwayne Wade is hot! Give him to me!!!

Ok thats nice.

But I must advice you that in every country, there are bad girls and good girls. Meaning that you cannot generalize Nigerian girla as bad overall cause believe me, there are good ones as well.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=613283.msg7813582#msg7813582 date=1298857822][color=teal]lmao@ Potato analyzing and checking her compatibility with these dudes. [/color][/quote]No be so naa. Im a full pledge married woman oo. LOL!

^ lol! 190 is not my kinda guy. He is a nice persin but perhaps a little too playful for ma liking In reality Im a playful persin so to have another persin whom is playful would end us both in trouble if u know what I mean

As for Ogaga, I know he is weird and his Satan thing is giving people a shock but I believe I can change him to the fullest if Im dating him

For its

1) Sam Milla
2) Siena
3) Steve49ja
4) tufe
5) Ogaga4luv
6) Dgreatrock
7) Oxone
8.) MrBrownJay
9) Mobinga
10) Vuitton
11) Mustay (Oh Lord. . . If only he dont focus so much on his Accountings, he would be perfect!)
12) ITUEN

And thats why I believe that because they are all so special in their own ways, thats why they are married or in a relationship. God bless them.  

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=609290.msg7813224#msg7813224 date=1298852892]Heey Ms. Potato suga!

He do not like Nigerian women so he trying to scam search outside of Nigeria.[/quote] Wow! Thats harsh!

anunaki:
no woman aint a woman to settle down with,,,

yes, you could be right. Everyone surely has someone to end up with unless if she prefers being single or she is pairing up with God.

Tosinville:
Ms.potato

Well i was only kidding with what i said last about marriage, just tryna have some fun with dhat nothin more but for real lets relate.

Ok, see? Thats why I said u are not serious atall. Is aminalib not Nigerian?

Yusuf, I come from Labuan Island Malaysia. Its a very very very VERY VERYYYYY small island cause if you drive around the entire island, it will only take you 1 hour or so to complete the whole island at the speed of 60km/hr.


Sorry for replying late. My dog had just passed away and Im very sad. I have been mourning since

[size=14pt]REST IN PEACE JINGLES FAT BELLY PEACAN NUT 28.02.2011 [/size]

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In loving memory of Jingles. May he rest in peace and may we meet again in the next life


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Tosinville:
**Sobbing**

~Men don't cry but i'll cry~

not really i just need a good relationship with a serious lady dhat will probably end up in marriage not dat i'm playing hard, u know i'm just in a confused state of mind.

Are u even serious of finding for a wife on NAIRALAND? Geeeezzzz. . . Are they no females for your area? WHy mkust it be online dating?

LMAO!!! aBEG!! Stop making me laugh now!!! I bet you are the kinda persin that plays hard all day long

BTW, I dont understand what u mean by break up cause we have never broken up.

LOL~ See you yeye fowl.

Me single ke? Ok. Jst wait

Tosin, u are not a serious persin at all.


m not thin, Im not slim, Im not so fat or that fat either. But I can tell u Im slightly on the chubby side. if u have seen my last picture, u would know what I mean.

Lol! Sorry naa but I lovee my bf too much to let him go. He is my everything . . . My sky, my land, my water, my breath of fresh air, my shoulder, my shield, my one and only, my handsome, my bitter sweet. . . No men can replace him.  

Im not slim and I never will be cause my bf doesnt like it either.