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Nope. I dont like long distant relationships

LOL! I guess u are right. I get that attention all the time.

Maybe because

girls play shakara with men,
men likes toasting girls and its their job to do so whether they are married or not so they would definitely give some attention to a girl ,
Men wont want complimenting another man or keep posting on another man's profile cause than he will appear or sound like gay (thats what people will judge them for anyways),
girls are more towards looking at other girl friends profile to see who is better and who has grown uglier or fatter or . . . LOL! U know now


And the lists goes on. . . . . .


Anyways, since u mention it, I feel bad oo. Now I will start commenting on guy's FB Profile!

Jay, so u agree with the list on the poll? Thats what Im talking about.

yeah, some people are like that but not just the ladies. Even the guys misbehaves here on Nairaland as well. But I do have to admit, Nairaland can be addictive at times. The members here are just so rainbowish. It has all types of people and all kinds of people and thats what makes this place interesting. Its like what they say. It takes many different types of people to make up the world. just like it take many different types of people to make Nairaland

Is he as cute as Yusuf?

Some people are best in the Jokes Section Looks like dani1luv should send invitation cards

We all know Mr Cork is a yeye fowl

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=610342.msg7788783#msg7788783 date=1298502723]You touch my wife punnny, doctor or no doctor, I shoooot u!! [/quote]So if she has a puni infection, how is the doctor suppose to check?

To be with the same character is kinda dangerous ooo, But it depends what kinda character. I know alo of couples with the same behaviour tend to fight alot and split later onwards unlike the opposite character,

Chima sweetheart, I agree with you. They are the professionals. They should know their job and where they stand at. I allow them to touch my hbf/husband. It is okay. But of course at times, these doctors and all could take advantage and we as the client should know which is right and wrong.


But to my guy, he wont let me go to a male doctor or anybody whom is male that is going to spend a couple of minutes one on one with me. To him, its dangerous and he dont trust them.


We always had our arguments over it but in the end, I just have to give it in cause he dont like it still.

El Guapo:
Ms Potato. . .Ms Potato. . .Ms Potato

You didn't break ma heart

El Fresco El Fresco Elfresco

Ahhhh My two favorite ladies are here. You ladies are hillarious. Never fail to amaze me


Yusuf, Well, your face is enough to become a model naa. I swear. ([size=3pt]but no get too flatterd ooo)[/size]. No Im not asking about the 6 pac. I sure know u have a set of those. I find most Nigerian men to have 6 pac. Correct me if Im wrong.

Im from MY. How about you? And let me guess, U are Hausa? (Just guessing)

ragdollz:
Hehnn!!? If DarkSh-t the lamest (f) Jamo wins, I will forfeit my membership!!! By the way, nice on mr brownjay

MRbrownJAY:
thats the list of the ¨MISS¨ we can evaluate, meaning the ones that win the grand prizes of NL on these merits.

btw dont get me wrong, there are tons of great posters on NL, just none to be ¨mad¨ about!

U guys are harsh. I believe some ladies on that poll are nice people. Well, at least i think they are nice. If they are being mean, the meanest they can go is just by joking around. [size=3pt](unless if they realy did something bad behind my back) [/size]

I personally think she is hillarious!

^^^ Really? Ok, Ill tell baba Samson

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7786478#msg7786478 date=1298475618]U sound like a nigerian, _{y do u have that white girls pix on your profile?}[/quote]I do? Ok, thanks but if you stick around longer, u will notice that Im not one cause of the bad tenses I use at times.

White girl? Na who be white girl sef? Thats paw paw ooo. And Im that paw paw girl now 




[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7786478#msg7786478 date=1298475618]Afterall it's not called the Meet up zone for nothing, guess it's d least gentlemanly thing to do [/quote]So the meet up zone is required to give each other phone numbers abi?  Oh Oh. My bad. 




So ae u a model?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610519.msg7786511#msg7786511 date=1298475912]u an Immigration Officer? [/quote]No but i am related to them somehow somewhia!

2buff:
I, for one, give a 4/4 to Ms Potato's post.

Thank you dear

gamesb:
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as for me i like them big.
as a woman u must have big chest & big backyard to march before u becomes my choice.
just i just these queens

Must? What about Most Asian woman whom are not really given a plus on those areas? Can you blame them?

pinkrex:
No flesh no marriage! What when the going get tuff as a lepa wife? Den she go lepa more and finally bone den disappear.

We all know that being obese would lead to many sickness. Would u want to care for her sickness all the time? Just saying.

naijasing:
one man meal is another man piosion

And what is your type of meal?

kemisuga:
@ most times, people dont get exactly what they wanted in their spouse. E.g Like some men wish to marry a tall and slim babe. Might end up getting married to a short and fat babe but beautiful

I guess u are right. Like my sister. She wantd a tall, dark or white man with big hands and a slightly muscular body but in the end she got an Asian guy shorter than her smaller than her cause he is thin with small hands

And me, I always wanted an Average Joe the same height like me with small hands and thin or fat body but in the end I got a Black tall guy with muscles and big hands. LOL!

El Guapo:
Emm. . . As a matter of Fact, i[b] dont really long for a fair Lady[/b] talk less of a Skinny One, a Chocolatey would probably do moi

Ample Size?? Hell no am aint King Kong. . . a moderate figure is good with moi

Intolerable?? Now lemme Divulge a Secret to N.l, am ever ready to tolerate any Rant n Misorderz from ma Wife, so far it will keep our marriage running great moreova one of the factorz to a successful marriage is Tolerance

Hardworking?? I'ld certainly go with You on this, just wondering if there's a man that would despise a hardworking wife

So Ms Potato, u get 1/4 from me

Is it because I broke your fragile heart so now u dont prefer light skinned girls?

Exponental:
Different people with different expectations:
I'm dark complexioned and I've never liked a fair lady. All my exs are dark skinned.
3 things i look upto in a lady

1. Presentable (physical look, outspoken, self confidence and its likes)
2. carriage- the way she walks (not necessarily d cat walk type, but her motion must make sense)
3. Be a good cook

All others are SECONDARY!

So basically u prefer to choose someone with a good physique, can walk properly and can cook? What if her attitude sucks?

And wheres the good side of it?

MRbrownJAY:
There are too many in here(and they all know themselves):
-MISS fake profile pic.
-MISS I got my period everyday of the year (comes here to argue with everybody and anybody who says something they don't like)
-MISS I act like I am grown but I am just a teenager.
-MISS I know it all, if you don't approve of what I am saying, I will insult your whole family.
-MISS I need a man, desperately.
-MISS all men aint shiit regardless of their actions.
-MISS holier than thou, god fearing that knows all the right bible scriptures. Quick to call people sinners but then logs off and go sukc on multiple dikcs.
-MISS I live and die for sex. Her diary will be juicy if sexy stories and escapades but then don't know anything else than the missionary.
-MISS I am happily married that uses NL to get rid of all the stress and frustration of their rather unhappy lives. They bark quicker and louder than anyone on here because that's the only time they have any say or feeling of power in their lives.
-MISS I come on NL to learn as much as possible from sex in order to prepare for the big day.
Bro the list is endless,

Ohh Common Jay, not every girl here are like that. Have some faith my dear

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=610519.msg7785206#msg7785206 date=1298463134]^
Rubbish!!!
If you were a guy, i would have Perdicabo ego vos et irrumabo,pethtice et cinaede ya!!.[/quote]Whats wrong with my list? I am entitled to my own opinion. and Deep within my heart those ladies are perfect to my eyes!  


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610519.msg7785380#msg7785380 date=1298465212]there u go listing the grand mothers of NL, i meant young Ladies [/quote]Abeg ooo! they are as young as those on the poll above. Ive seen their birth certificate, passport, IC and all their ID's!

M M M:
thanks

lol!


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7785501#msg7785501 date=1298466629]i almost did not c this topic, well what can i say? if i was given a cent each time i was told i'm cute, i'd be richer than Bill gates , want my number? and yeah i'm a Nigerian? too bad right? i'm as straight as a ruler[/quote]Hmmm. . . I sensed alot of people have told u that u are cute? Awwwww. . . Thats nice  Na u want give me your number? 

And theres nothing wrong in being a Nigerian naa. Just that everytime I see a Nigerian guy, they will put that macho serious look instead of a smile.