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WicH OnE Be dwArF GoAt FaRmInG...

HoW iT taKe SurE dEm... YeYe FiPLe

HoW hE tAke sUrE tHem...
MaKe DeM Kip QuIeT JoOr, BiRds Of TheSaMe fEathEr (i DoN't KnOw HoW thEy aRe BeTteR ThAn ThE PDp)

PrE-mAriTaL SeX nO Be GoOd TiN, BuH PpLe wiLl nOt ChAnGe...

BuHaRi

ThAnkS dUdE...!

MaYbE He HaD hiS ReAsoN fOr AvOidInG DebAtEs...

HMmmM Oh BoY mEn Dy tRY oOo... We DeY EjEct anYtN.

ShOuT oUt To AlL ladIeS ON nAiRaLanD... LadiEs gO makE USE oF EvErYtN, NotTin GoeS FOr WasTe...

LadiEs DeY Try OoO... DeM dEy CöNsuMe anYtN.

MODS do ThE NeEDfuL...
ThIs ShUd Be On Fp...
Lemme ShaRplY BooK spACe Now jUst InCaSe...

NicE PosT AnyWay FoR tHe LaDiEs.

WhErE NaIjA ThE lIsT iS InCoMpLeTe...

YEah, eVeN hEaLth WorKeRS ArE sUfFeRiNg fRoM tHeiR EmbeZzLeMenTs...

GeJ jUsT waNNa BAnkRuPt NiGerIA.

Na We Go DriVe HeR aWaY
HEr bOsS (GeJ) ShUd Do ThAt buH UnForTunAtEly He wON't Do ThAt cOz He Is CorRuPt anD cLUeLeSs.

BarakOkenny:
Oga, why you dey curse the little child nah? How else can shall we call the child blessed, if he doesn't grow up to be a replica of his father?

yOu DoN't GeT mY poInT duDe, i TinK it'S bEyoNd yOu To uNdErStaNd.

shadowgwalker:
the strong hand he used in blocking the backdoor for all those your uncle's wealth is what is paining you guys right?

YoU doN' T geT mY PoiNt BrO... ImAgiNe heAlTh wOrKeRs aRe On StRiKe sInCe LaSt YeAr, No 1 TaLks AboUt It. AnD pPlE aRe sUfFerINg, MasSeS Are dYinG... DoN't YoU KnOw ThaT
AiN't You tiReD Of StRikeS HerE anD thErE...
ENouGh iS EnOugh, wE cAnT kIp GoInG lyK dIz...
WE waNt ChAnGe
NiGERIANS arE Not HapPy.

yuzjet:
That's what is called CONTENTMENT.

yEah bRo, That'S juSt iT... CoNteNtMenT

No 1 life is perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have...!
SoMetiMes yoU jUst haV tO Let Go Of fEar...


FeAr KilLs fAstEr thAn You thInK.

STorY For ThE goDs

LoL... THT'S a GoOd iDeA DudE, bUh He miTe nOt grAb it oNcE. He MigHt bE liKe ;- whaT's Dis OnE sAyInG...

So iT miGhT nOt StiLL woRk.

Na BetTeR NaiJA Me WaNt O, DoN't cArE iF it'S bUharI oR EbElE...

YOu CaN't TelL AnyBodY WhAt To Do oR WhOm To VoTe fOr...
THe sItUaTioN iN dIz CouNtrY iS tOo ObviOuS foR PplE tO kNoW WhoM To VoTe fOr.

StOp CriTicIsM!!!
Be It GeJ Or GmB...!!!
STop cRitIcIsM...!!!
PlS niGeriAns FolLow YouR HearT, VoTe For whoM yoU bElEivE In. (God BlEsS NiGeriA)

What's ThiS oNe SayInG... YOu BeTteR Go SlEep anD LatEr FiNd sUmtN tO PosT.
(pLs, DoN't TakE diZ As An iNsuLt)
(Peace)

obongproff:
No sir! I dont want to marry a virgin cos in my dictionary d word 'virgin' and d words 'reasonable, teachable, valuable and reliable' are not synonyms. No sir! I cannot marry a woman simply becos she is a virgin.

Marrying a virgin is no guarantee u wd have a happy marriage. Bros, go and ask marriage counsellors and day will tell u dat being a virgin is not a requisite for a successful marriage.

Secondly, I wd like to have an experienced woman as wife. Who has time to day teach babe abc for bed. When u want enta, she go say 'Ai! Its painful! Ta! Abeg come day go ya house! No come dirty my bedsheet for me jare:@

Finally, ppl want different tins in a wife. One man's tozo is anoda man's bonga fish.

Lol... OK DUde i GeT YoUr PoiNt.

zick19:
One reason why i hate this tosyne of a guy is that he never keep guys secrets, must ladies know all our scopes DICKLESS TRAITOR

Lol... THe gUy iS A DiCk hEaD...

obongproff:
So me dat has zero value for virginity I no be sane man abi?

sHe mIGht Not Be vIrGin buh I MeAn UnToucHeD... (sHe MiGht'Ve LosT iT ThRouGh OthEr ThInGs BuH Nt THrouGH A Man) oR DoN't You Want aN uNtouChEd lAdy To MarrY

GBam!!! MAllAms Dn Vex...
AbEg EnOugH of InSuLts To haUsaS...

IT's NoT faIr...

UniqueGem:
just like the challenges you, your fellow e-goons and buhari are posing for GEJ right?

BrO iSn'T iT ToO ObvIoUs thAt GeJ dOeSN't ReaCh Up To NigEriAnS ExpEctAtioNs ThoUgH, He TriEd BuH nIGeriAnS Dn SuFfeR tOo MucH fOr hIn HaNd. PeoPlE WaNts cHanGe, EnOuGh Is EnOugH...
We Can'T KiP suFferInG AnyMoRE... GEj Had FaiLEd.

hMmmMm ReAlLy fEeL SoRrY FoR ThiS cOunTry...


THe oNlY TiN I CaN Do iS juSt HoPe FoR BeTteR NiGeriA...

DoN't EveN KnOw WaT To SaY...

LeMmE JusT BoOk LanD...

I TinK NiGerIa arMy HaS FinAlLy AgREEd tHaT ThEy arE UsELesS AgAIsnT ThEm...

MaYbE thEY ArE JuSt TiReD Of RepOrtInG ShItS aBouT thEm...

SoMe POlITiciAnS DoN'T CaRe AboUt ThE MasSeS At OlL...
ThEy ONly cArE AbT DemSeVes... SHAmE!!!

AhAaA, Na oNlY BuHarI DeY Ni... FOr sUm1 To Be SucCeSSfUl In lIfE, He wilL SeE mAnY ChaLlenGeS & FacE ManY ChAlLenGEs.

I TiNk Diz a GoOd SiGn DaT bUhAri WilL Be SuCceSsfUl iF He BeCoMes Da PreSiDo.

Vote GmB & PyO
#VotE ApC...