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Politics › Re: What’s Every Country Best At In The World? Nigeria's Will Surprise You by mudility(m): 12:28am On Dec 02, 2016

Atiku2019:
Scrabble Players ? That's Cool...

Tho I'm one of the Grand Masters in CHESS

add princeu27 in chess with friends lets know who is the grand master

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by mudility(m): 10:42pm On Dec 01, 2016

send to mudility@gmail.com

Romance › Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by mudility(m): 1:35pm On Nov 22, 2016

Ade is a cult lord.
festus go don reach villa na...lol

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Romance › Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by mudility(m): 11:09am On Nov 21, 2016

Lols..nice story

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UPDATED!!No Job?Depressed?Feeling Suicidal?Share Your Story&Connect to Jobs by mudility(m): 12:23am On Nov 06, 2016

hmm... op thanks alot for this platform.
Before now, i was thinking am the only unlucky dude on this planet.

long story made short, graduated 2012,finish nysc feb 2014. Traveled from one state to another in search for job and interviews/aptitude test throughout the remaining part of 2014 but no success.

Jan 2015 i registered as agent to a sport betting company of which i manage up to August 2016 then i quit.
Why i quit you may want to know.

Being an agent to this sport bookie, i was paid 30% commission on profit weekly. This automatically means when winnings of costomers(punters) exceeds total sales for the week i automatically runs at loss.

Though there are weeks you make profit but cost of running the business sometimes leave you with little or nothing. i borrowed to stay afloat and sometime to pay staff. After i sold off to offset my debt, have been so idle and broke.

I have been thinking to take up my agency again with the sport bookie to just get busy. Atleast to wipe away depression.

Business › Re: How A Topic On Nairaland Changed My Life After Loosing My Job. by mudility(m): 10:44am On Oct 10, 2016

chrisflyin:
An glad some of you have shown interest. Please give me time to reply all of you. I am currently writing a project for a client I must complete by 19:00CAT today. So I will reply all if you and give you tips. You know time na money. So let me do this work first.

Am interested. pm.ubreye@gmail.com

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by mudility(m): 5:11pm On Aug 27, 2016

Billiodollars:
how much and location?

25k.. this include parcel fee to your location. Am in delta

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by mudility(m): 2:04pm On Aug 27, 2016

this is for sale watsapp 08062564514

Phones › Re: Ecobank Topup by mudility(op): 9:34pm On Jul 02, 2016

Rhayour:
This is a minor issue, just send a mail to their contact centre. ENGcontactcentre@ecobank.com

thanks

Phones › Ecobank Topup by mudility(op): 2:06pm On Jul 02, 2016

Do anyone know how i can get back my 1k from my bank?

I tried recharging my line via ecobank with this code *326*1000#. My bank account was debited but my my mobile number was not credited.

I will appreciate any help in getting my 1k back. Thanks in anticipation.

cc. lala

Romance › Re: by mudility(m): 6:10pm On Jun 06, 2016

iLegend:
That's a psychological question to know if you have a girlfriend, so you should answer her psychologically and comically too.

ANSWER

I don't have a girlfriend; I have girlfriends.
You: Do you want to know their names?
She: Yes
You: Any name I call you say present Sir.
Patient Ozorkwor(Oya say present sir), Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola, Empress Njama (we'll be doing our black wedding next week).

Or

She: Do you have a girlfriend?
You: Yes, but she has traveled to Iraq to fight against ISIS cuz she's a soldier. If you were a soldier won't you fight if your government sends you on a foreign mission?

Don't answer that question, just make fun of it and she'll never want to ask that kinda question again.

cool bro..you are the real badoo in this game. below is what i done to a babe with your tutorials

she..hi
me...i never high o
she...u don chop
me....i nor wan fvck o..d weda too hot na

Romance › Re: by mudility(m): 6:58am On Jun 06, 2016

kudos bro.
what about if she ask how is your girlfrd?

Crime › My Reply To A Scammer by mudility(op): 12:53pm On Jun 04, 2016

I hopes this re-activates their sense.

Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by mudility(m): 11:29am On Jun 04, 2016

Do you girls really mean no when a guy want you for a r/ship when you say no? or just playing hard to get.

Am in a dilemma, don't know if i should continue. There is this babe i keep professing my love for but she keep saying no.

Romance › Re: Help! Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Her? by mudility(m): 4:21am On May 25, 2016

op go ahead marry her. Forget all those spiritual crap in their family. Your faith and believe in Jesus is what will count here. As long as you believe, you and your household is free from every generational causes. Abeg if you don't still want her pass me her number..lol

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Romance › Re: Ever Experienced The Para-normal? by mudility(m): 5:03am On May 24, 2016

sometimes when i go to a new place, i do have a feeling that i have been there before.

Travel › Traveling Documentation by mudility(op): 12:09am On Apr 13, 2016*

Romance › Re: April Born Lets Meet Here by mudility(m): 12:37am On Apr 08, 2016

luckygirl02:
Proudly April 14. My POP (NYSC) falls on that day too. Double Celebration

wow..same date with me. babe where are you gonna be? lets pop something together.

Romance › Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by mudility(m): 9:20am On Mar 30, 2016

olamideBobo:
If anybody woo you, make I die.

Lol..you go really.die for sure. cc. hateu2 luvu2 ladyf NSG

Romance › Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by mudility(m): 9:12am On Mar 30, 2016

ladies i present myself to be wooed.

Literature › Re: I Self-Published A Book! Thank You Nairaland by mudility(m): 7:56pm On Mar 19, 2016

congrat NSG

Music/Radio › Re: Princess Vitarah Sings About Nigerian Vagina, Says It's Tighter Than Kenyan's by mudility(m): 8:41pm On Mar 02, 2016

i swear this video got me Hot

Romance › Re: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by mudility(m): 9:25am On Feb 28, 2016

This op is a big scam. On feb 2nd he posted on investment section that an uncle gave him 200k and he need advise on good trade to run.

Now he has create a false thread just to appeal to emotions of unsuspecting nairalanders to swindle them of their cash.

Romance › Re: My Search For True Love Turn Sour by mudility(op): 7:58pm On Feb 24, 2016

samdavjustin:
The girl is probably bipolar

bipolar is an understatement.

Romance › Re: My Search For True Love Turn Sour by mudility(op): 12:28am On Feb 24, 2016

HateU2:
Sorry ehn

Thanks sweet heart

Romance › Re: My Search For True Love Turn Sour by mudility(op): 10:25pm On Feb 23, 2016

Snowangel4:
lolzz...

you are beautiful.

Literature › Re: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by mudility(m): 9:56pm On Feb 23, 2016

LaJose78:
class captain hw far nw...i dey gbadun u jor. Smtin similar lyk ur story also apun 2 me on dt day. I neva celebrate val b4, so I com decide 2 do am dis yr wit my bae only. Naso i cum budget lyk 4k for d day say i take her go mosun càfe make we flex small b4 we cum play return match 4 house, afterall she b sm1 wey no lyk fud xo 4k go dey enuf.

On d D-Day I don get 2 our venue cum dey expect her; she tell me say she dey on her way. When she arrived, i got d shock of my lyf....she came wit her frnd! Naso I cum turn mathematician...i dey rizn hw 4k go reach 3 ppl. Na so I cum conclude say na me no go chop anytin.

As a guy, i kept my cool: so we started chattin nd i cum ask if dey nid anytin bt dey were shy to tok; so I orderd snacks nd drinks for dem nd i took a bottle of coke too. After some time my gf cum ask me if i culd get rice 4 dem cos dey dint wait 2 eat @ home b4 cumin. So i went 2 get it: d amount I bot d fud made me realized dollar is nw high. B4 i knew it, four thousand is gone wit less dan figo wit me.
After eating nd almost gettin dark, dey z dey r goin home. So off they went wit d remaining Change as T-fare. So i had no other option dan 2 trek home. I dnt knw wetin do me, I cum put hand 4 pocket...na so I dey feel smtin in my bck pocket. I cum bring am out 2 c say na fifty naira change wey I take carry bike cum. I cum take okada go house. As i reach home na so i sleep off, enuf of today's rubbish I said 2 maself.

In short, na so i loose everything dt day: D worst of it all, i dint get laid.

lol

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