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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Abroad Do Jobs They Refused At Home – Remi Tinubu by Mummyimbecile(m): 12:52pm On Mar 21, 2024
Yeah. And also, those kinds of jobs pay better abroad... They pay you a minimum wage, when you convert it to naira, you can't help but take the job.

Madam, tell your magician husband to fix the country, period!

For example, I make 170k daily here when converted to naira. Which job wan pay you that much in 9ja dailyhuh
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To NASS: Allow My Ministers Breathe & Do Their Jobs, Stop Summoning Them by Mummyimbecile(m): 11:00am On Mar 21, 2024
If you feel that the British contraption will get better someday, then you will wait forever.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:52pm On Mar 19, 2024
ahmedio2017:
You should ask your father that question..

Mummyimbecile indeed.

You are slowpoke too
answer me son... Leme bless your miserable life.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:26pm On Mar 19, 2024
Starhearts:
No

Nnamidi Cownu is a terrorist
please put "alleged" Let's try to be civil... It doesn't cost a thing!

No court of law has found him guilty yet!
PoliticsRe: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:23pm On Mar 19, 2024
ahmedio2017:
They should just sentence him to 30years imprisonment....
the chief judge has spoken. Hope you've eaten today, and I hope your dinner is guaranteed?
PoliticsRe: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:19pm On Mar 19, 2024
DiscoverID:
Fucck you Nnamdi Kanu, no one is releasing you. You must pay with your life the damages you caused in Lagos during endsars.
but Igboho was released... There's a great difference between a white man and an evil black man. We allow sentiment take over our sense of reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:16pm On Mar 19, 2024
Sapasenator:
He will die in Jail.

Words and actions have consequences.
Southeast governors won't allow that. Southeast will turn to northeast if anything happens to him.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Determined To Resolve Power Shortfall, Estimated Billing - Gbajabiamila by Mummyimbecile(m): 10:00pm On Mar 17, 2024
You know something or someone is useless and hopeless when they give what they don't have. The backward British contraption is supplying electricity to neighboring countries that are 100 times better than them, while her citizens haven't seen 24hrs light before.

I thought 24/7 light was a rocket science until I left that contraption for good. I've been here for 5years and I haven't seen the light go off even for a second.
CrimeRe: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Mummyimbecile(m): 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2024
This is an example of hitting more than you can chew. Killing an Army Major? Mehn, residents of that community will receive woto woto!

The only thing that can save them is if the Delta state government can have serious talks with the military high command which will calm angry solders down, if not, it's only lizard in that community that can survive what's coming.
TravelRe: Which Country Can 10m Take Me To In This Present Economy by Mummyimbecile(m): 3:03pm On Mar 16, 2024
Another sensible Nigerian seeking to escape the sh*thole. More grease to your elbow bro.

Try and get Greece work visa, from Greece you enter France, if you no like France, you enter Germany, if eh dull you, you ever Denmark. You will love it in Denmark. My guy is there presently, and how I explained it you is just how he went.

I'm preparing a route for him to join me in the United States.
TravelRe: Which Country Can 10m Take Me To In This Present Economy by Mummyimbecile(m): 2:59pm On Mar 16, 2024
DropsMic:
Biafra
you seem to have forgotten that Biafra has placed a strict Visa ban on Nigerians 🤣
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore Members Storm Court, Demand Bodejo’s Release by Mummyimbecile(m): 10:34am On Mar 14, 2024
No group or tribe in the contraption should deceive themselves that they have the monopoly of violence. Nnamdi Kanu who didn't commit any crime is being held in DSS custody, and these ones are demanding nonsense...
HealthRe: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Mummyimbecile(m): 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2024
Even if you use hypo, there will still be shit. There's is no ass you will open that you won't find shit, even if you don't see shit, you will see mess!
HealthRe: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Mummyimbecile(m): 3:06pm On Mar 12, 2024
While growing up, we were used to Tissue, but over here, I use gad damn baby wipes to clean my ass after I use the restroom.

I had this sort of argument with my Oyibo friend about which is better, water or tissue paper, he told me that it's water. I just shake my head. Maybe he knew what he was talking about.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Demand N40 Trillion, 150 Bikes To Release 16 Kaduna Residents by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:20pm On Mar 11, 2024
The amount is ridiculous and senseless, to say the least!
Foreign AffairsRe: F-35 Becomes World's First Stealth Fighter To Carry Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:56pm On Mar 10, 2024
No Nation in the world can defeat the United States of America in war. The United States is number one in the world for a reason.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Her Husband, Ikemba (Then Vs Now) by Mummyimbecile(m): 6:21pm On Mar 09, 2024
That woman is a Great and clean woman. Clean in the sense that no government in Nigeria can pin any corruption charges on her.

Kudos to her! Woman of great virtue.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Departs For USA After Five Years by Mummyimbecile(m): 7:37am On Mar 09, 2024
Realdeals:
Sowore is a great man that fought oppression in his own ways. He'll surely return.
Nothing great about him. He's a Mumu man. A Mumu man who thinks he can salvage a country that has long fallen apart. Anyone who believe that the backward country will get better someday is just a fool.

Japa if you can!
HealthRe: Stubborn Staphylococcus And Gonorrhea by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:34pm On Mar 08, 2024
Why you go dey dig raw na, abi CD burst?

Just go to a government hospital and see a doctor, the doctor will from the lab test know the right antibiotics that's sensitive to it.

Don't take any local herbs, cos of your kidney oo
PoliticsRe: Coups: We Will Continue To Defend Democracy And The Constitution - COAS Lagbaja by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:10pm On Mar 05, 2024
I laugh when this big military men talk about coup, they feel that it's only the top generals that plan coup.

It can start as mutiny in barracks, before young officers will seize key infrastructures and the armory... Even the top officers will pick up their passports and take the next available flight and run out of the country.
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:15am On Mar 02, 2024
Oga, i think it's too early to open threads like this... Because why?... This is just the beginning! Una never see anything yet oo.

In a country where food, the number one basic need of a man isn't affordable, what do you expect?

Time go reach when people start stealing pots of food on fire cause of hunger.
CrimeRe: 27-Year-Old Man Kills Father In Abia Community, Removes One Eye For Ritual by Mummyimbecile(m): 7:28pm On Feb 27, 2024
OP always endeavor to put a trigger warning when posting pictures of this nature.


This is so bad...a 27 years old fool that should be thinking of how to work for his money is busy thinking of doing rituals.tuah!
PoliticsRe: Vice President Shettima Commissions Geometric Power Plant In Aba by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:43pm On Feb 26, 2024
Will it take away the darkness in Aba-/No

Will it make Aba and its environs have 24/7 light- No

What is there to jubilate about?
PoliticsRe: Portable Is A Dirty Boy From Sango - Laide Bakare (video) by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:52pm On Feb 26, 2024
I just love this portable of a guy...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Refutes Coup Rumour by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:27am On Feb 26, 2024
WhiteWood:
We, the true patriotic Nigerians understand that this is the desire of all the enemies of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for our BELOVED Nation. but, this will not happen under our watch. Long live all the friends of Nigeria. DEATH TO ALL THE ENEMIES OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. AS WE SAY, SO BE IT
Are you not ashamed of calling yourself a Nigerian. A name given to you by the mistress of your slave master. Tueh!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Refutes Coup Rumour by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:24am On Feb 26, 2024
I have this feeling that something is cooking. It may not be senior officers that will stage the coup, it will likely be junior Army officers.
PoliticsRe: Attack Our Protesters, Risk Total Shutdown - NLC Warns FG by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:07am On Feb 26, 2024
Some people will be badly injured or even killed in the protest.

Nigerians, use your head, don't join any useless protest. Stay alive and drink your Garri in peace. Stomach no get show-glass. Nobody will know that you have been drinking garri for the past 2months.

Nigerians go hear am I swear, this is just the beginning!
PoliticsRe: SERAP Sues Govs, Wike Over "Failure To Account For Missing ₦‎40T LG Allocation" by Mummyimbecile(m): 10:52pm On Feb 25, 2024
Serap should just sharap!
PoliticsRe: Biafra War: Your Comment Disgraceful, Shows Lack Of Wisdom – Sam Amadi To Gowon by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:42pm On Feb 23, 2024
The war have come and gone. What Nigerians are facing now is war of hunger.

In other news, Ojukwu's father was a wealthy and influential man... Who is Gowon papa?


Ojukwu schooled abroad in Oxford University, which school did Gowon attend.

Even in Death, Ojukwu is better than Gowon.
PoliticsRe: Biafra War: Your Comment Disgraceful, Shows Lack Of Wisdom – Sam Amadi To Gowon by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:35pm On Feb 23, 2024
agabusta:
Your brothers are coming for you.
No one is coming for him, you can sense from a distance that the Useless thing is not Igbo.

The non-entity thinks that by having an Igbo moniker, he will become Igbo.
Foreign AffairsRe: Guinean Military Junta Dissolves Government, Seals Country’s Borders by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:01pm On Feb 20, 2024
That's why I love the army, everything is by force.

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