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PoliticsRe: UK Warship Arrives In Nigeria To Support Regional Maritime Security by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:13pm On Sep 11, 2023
Smooth sailing!
PropertiesRe: DATKEM Plaza: This Is Executive Recklessness - Funke Daniel To Gov Abiodun by Mummyimbecile(m): 6:34pm On Sep 10, 2023
What keeps a country going is the rule of law and respect for court orders.

If there is no respect for court orders, it sets the pace for anarchy. 👈 -Read this again before quoting me!
TravelRe: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by Mummyimbecile(m): 7:50pm On Sep 07, 2023
In the early 2000s, when my Uncke brought his kids home from the US, his last born who was about 8 years old didn't like to come out.

He said that Nigeria is a porto-porto country, I can remember the first day they arrived at our house and there was a power outage, The little boy was shouting and crying asking what was happening, and we all laughed including his dad.

You won't blame the little boy, power outage is something he hasn't experienced since he was born.

If you travel to the West, you will think Nigeria is cursed(but it is not), it's just bad leaders. Even from the airport, you will receive a cool breeze that will tell you that you have just entered a country and not a CORNTRY.

We just have to do better in Nigeria and Africa as a whole.

The worst street in the US state of Connecticut where I reside is 100 times better than what I'm seeing in these pics.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Rejects Tribunal Judgement, Heads To Supreme Court (Video) by Mummyimbecile(m): 7:14pm On Sep 07, 2023
Continue fooling yourself, God bless Nigeria indeed.

No Igbo man or woman can ever become the president of this country.

The earlier we demand a referendum, the better for Igbos and other minority ethnic groups.

Continue wasting your money on endless and unfruitful litigation.
CultureRe: Which Is The Most Common Name In Your Tribe? by Mummyimbecile(m): 3:01pm On Sep 07, 2023
Ikechukwuka

Ngozichukwuka

Chukwuka

Chukwuebuka

Chukwuemeka/Chiemeka
PoliticsRe: You Will Never Be President As Long As I Live – Reno Omokri To Peter Obi by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:18am On Sep 07, 2023
Reno is a useless man. I hate it when bastards speak as if they are God.
TravelRe: Only JAPA Can Cure My Depression by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:09pm On Sep 05, 2023
Bro, the fact that you're happy for others, yours will come.

9ja no be am at all.

I will be traveling from Connecticut to Florida sometime next week, I'll do well to put pictures here.
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Chike Ibezim Is In Our Custody, He Has A Case To Answer - Police by Mummyimbecile(m): 4:20pm On Sep 03, 2023
We all should learn how to bridle our tongues.

That's why I love myself, I'm much more of a listener than a talkative.

I think before I talk.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Have A Fleet Of Private Jets, Bishop Oyedepo Reveals by Mummyimbecile(m):
Until Africans change their perspective on Christianity, the better for them.

These are businessmen (eh no get as you want explain am give me).

If you go to their churches, they collect offering up to 5times in a day usng big containers all because they want to milk you before you go home.

But come over here, churches here use flat plates to collect the offering, because they ain't expecting much from you. Even if you give 1dollar as offering, nobody will look at you somehow, but if you give 50naira as offering in 9ja, they will look at you with one kind eye.

Churches no even plenty here, if you see a church, before you will see another one, you will walk for at least 10 to 15 minutes.

But in Nigeria, you will see a building that has four different churches, but na them commit evil pass.

May God help us.
CrimeRe: 7 Convicted Of Internet Fraud, One For Claiming To Own Property Under Forfeiture by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:54pm On Sep 02, 2023
Peanuts... 100$ and 200$ is all these lazy fools could get.

I suggest they are sentenced to receive 100 strokes of cane that was soaked in petrol overnight, so that they can receive sense before it's too late.

Their mates are making thousands of dollars on Upwork every month, and they are online scamming people of itune card of 100 and 200$.

Damn,!
RomanceRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Dating Or Marrying Younger Women by Mummyimbecile(m): 4:24pm On Sep 02, 2023
If she is a virgin, why nothuh
RomanceRe: Can A Man Earning 6k Daily Marry In Abuja? by Mummyimbecile(m):
coputa:
Someone earning close to 200k is broke, you sound like the daughter of a billionaire
broa, you should know Jennyclay if you aren't new on nairaand. She has another Monica.


Back in the days, I used to give it her, pocohantas and one former female moderator called ishilove wotowoto with my old monica

No mind them, they are frustrated evening newspapers.

Ishilove ban tire na. You want try me? That was when I was doing my NYSC sha, and had time to spare.
PoliticsRe: Forgive Nnamdi Kanu, Work For His Release – Ohanaeze Begs Northern Leaders by Mummyimbecile(m): 12:55pm On Aug 31, 2023
Igbos can never beg for Kanu's release from unlawful detention.

When the time is right, FG must release him.

It is this beggy beggy that has reduced the Igbo race to almost nothing in the British contraption.
PoliticsRe: Coup: Don’t Copy Gabon Military, MURIC Warns Nigerian Army by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:54pm On Aug 30, 2023
If it will happen, nobody will know. You guys will just wake up to Military marshal songs on radio and TV. Heavily armed soldiers will take over Aso Rock, CBN, Dodan barracks, amongst other strategic locations.

Amoured personnel carriers will be rolled out and will full the streets. State governors will be told to report to the Military commands nearest to them or risk being arrested.

Then all these Nairaland nuisance that post rubbish everyday against the president and governor will just have to change or be dealt with. Because there won't be constitutional courts again as the constitution will be suspended.

Who born you to come online and write nonsense against Army Generals... They will just trace you, and lock you up and throw away the keys.

Then we will know that democratic rule is better than Military rule.
PoliticsRe: Gabon: Expect More Coups In Africa – Femi Fani-kayode( FFK ) by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:27pm On Aug 30, 2023
2BabaNairaland:
I love this part of the military junta's speech.


For Nigeria, if the judiciary fails to do the right thing.... hmmmmm, I 4see it coming...
It is very unlikely that a coup will happen in Nigeria.

Nigeria is too big for that, even if some soldiers decide to take over, they will fail in other regions.
PoliticsRe: Abia Civil Servants Lock Accountant-General Out Of Office Over Salaries by Mummyimbecile(m): 3:10pm On Aug 29, 2023
The handiwork of opposition. They're trying day and night to discredit the government of Alex Otti.

Governor Alex Otti pays salaries on the 28th of every month... If you u ain't paid, then it simply means you are a verified ghost worker.

That nonsense that happened in Okezie Ikepeazu's tenure has come to an abrupt end.




This is from Kazie Uko, the chief press secretary to Governor Alex Otti



"IT'S FAKE NEWS, I WAS NEVER CHASED OUT OF THE OFFICE - ABIA ACCOUNTANT GENERAL

The Abia State Accountant General, Njum Onyemenam, has described a social media report that she was chased out of office Tuesday morning by angry civil servants as fake news and "absolute falsehood".

Onyemenam, who was in attendance at the Abia State 32nd Anniversary Celebration lecture, which held at the International Conference Centre, Umuahia, said she was never in the office as of the time the purveyors of the fake news were busy spreading their falsehood.

The delectable lady, an ordained Deaconess, said she had approached the entrance gate to the annex of the Government House area housing her office and those of some other Government functionaries, when she saw a handful of individuals trying to access the gate but were prevented by security men on duty. She took an alternative access to get to her side of the compound without any obstruction.

"There was nothing like chasing me out of my office. As a matter of fact, I was not even in the office. I tried driving into the compound and at the same time a few persons, who had been stopped at the gate tried taking advantage of the moment to gain entry into the compound but they were resisted.

"I then chose to access my office through an alternative access point rather than be caught up in a fracas that I don't know anything about," Onyemenam explained.
FamilyRe: Most Nigerian Parents Now Ignore Their Children's Moral Behavior by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:41am On Aug 29, 2023
Lol, OP, are you sure you can live in the west?

Here, it's even worse. Which white kid wan great you as a black man, unless you're good friends with the parents. They behave in a way that will make you want to give them a hard knock on their head, but if you try am, na jail o.
NYSCRe: Borno Corps Members Withdraw Relocation Applications Over Good Camp Conditions by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:14pm On Aug 27, 2023
jmoore:
Do they stay in the camp for all the days of their NYSC service?

After camping for few weeks, the reality will hit them.
true. They may be feeling safe now because the NYSC camp is normally heavily guided by Armed Soldiers with their armoured personnel carriers, the DSS, civil defence and the Police.

After Camp, how eh go be??

Make una no allow ordinary and paltry 30k gift from the governor deceive una oo. Relocate if you can.
Foreign AffairsRe: Dollar Dumped? India Bought 1m Barrels Of Oil From UAE Using Rupees Instead Of $ by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:53am On Aug 27, 2023
ecolime:
Good one. I've always supported trading in local currencies.

Nevertheless, it won't still scratch the value of the dollar. The US exports more than they import so na the balance of payment be the koko.

There is a reason why Pounds sterling GBP is strong like a rock despite not being used as the major world settlement currency like the USD.

As long as the US stay ahead of others in innovations, technologies, etc. they have nothing to worry.

A country that owns and hosts Apple, Microsoft, Oracle, Boeing, GE, Tesla, etc and you think their currency will fall yakata?

Just dey play
good analysis! And also, the US dollar is a stable currency.
PoliticsRe: Adelabu to Nigerians: Expect Improved Power Supply Between Six Months and a Year by Mummyimbecile(m):
These guys always make constant electricity seem like rocket science.

Corruption won't allow them to achieve 24/7 electricity in Nigerians.

Goosh, Nigerians are suffering. Basic things like constant power supply, your government can't even provide.

Go to other African countries, I don't want to talk about the West and see things happening there.

No Nation can develop without electricity.

My guy who came to Connecticut earlier this year told me he was tired of seeing light everyday, he said they should just take it even if it's for a minute, I just laughed hard and told him to upgrade oo, say na Yankee he dey oo.

Here, no roadblocks by the police or army, clean water and air, and 24/7 electricity( light no fit go off even for a second).

What more can make one live longer than these basic things of life?
TravelRe: You Won't Understand Nigeria's Situation Until You Visit An Embassy by Mummyimbecile(m): 4:07pm On Aug 25, 2023
What is OP talking about? Is it ghost that they grant visa?

Nigerians do come to the US every day. My cousin just arrived in Maryland Yesterday on a visiting visa
TravelRe: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by Mummyimbecile(m): 9:18pm On Aug 24, 2023
Toks2008:
You people keep making ignorant posts back to back.

If you sell your properties for 50 million to come to UK with full rights to work, you have made a wise decision cos you will make that money back in less than 3 years working in the UK especially if you have a wife to join forces with.
bro, you dey mind all these people... Until they are handed a UK visa and they refuse to travel, that's when I will take them seriously.
TravelRe: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:57pm On Aug 24, 2023
Nonexisting1:
I live here in Owerri but the people who know me very well will tell you I'm the stingiest person in Nigeria. UK people dey learn where I dey. I hardly give shishi. The only people I give are my immediate family. My father will tell whoever cares to listen that his second son is the greatest miser he has ever known and I like that description of me. Before my one naira drops and falls into someone's hands, a lot of things must have been considered. I work hard for my money, I'm no father Christmas.
bro, you're a funny dude!

I laughed so hard reading this that my co-workers were looking at me like I son smoke colos.
TravelRe: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:48pm On Aug 24, 2023
Exceed15:
I do not admire UK a bit. My dream place is Australia, Sweden or New Zealand. Baba God help me.
add Canada to the list bro.
TravelRe: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by Mummyimbecile(m): 8:43pm On Aug 24, 2023
No one has the right to tag anyone stingy IMO!

When you come abroad, you will understand. Have worked under extreme cold weather before? ... I'm talking about 4 degrees and below. It will be like you're in a refrigerator.

My guy wey enter the US recently don dey confirm say khaki no be leather!

Is not easy anywhere, have that sh!t at the back of your mind.
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa : Story Of Nigerians Living As Destitutes - Sky News by Mummyimbecile(m): 5:54pm On Aug 23, 2023
Anything to leave the shithole!
PoliticsRe: Abioye Oladeji: IPOB Terrorists Kidnap A Yoruba Man & Threaten To Kill Him by Mummyimbecile(m): 2:12pm On Aug 21, 2023
ElSudani:
Is it because the video is fake or because you want to conceal the truth?
the video may be fake. But this kind of thing is capable of causing conflict between my peace-loving Igbos and my Yoruba brothers and sisters.
PoliticsRe: Abioye Oladeji: IPOB Terrorists Kidnap A Yoruba Man & Threaten To Kill Him by Mummyimbecile(m): 2:09pm On Aug 21, 2023
All these hopeless and useless moderators that keep on pushing to the front page all this nonsense capable of causing tribal war should just continue.

Is not everything that you will put on the front page. The mod that moved this to front page is a big idiot!
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Subverting Justice In Nnamdi Kanu’s Appeal – IPOB by Mummyimbecile(m): 1:02pm On Aug 21, 2023
fuckJones:
in your own understanding, who is a terrorist?
Only the law court can define it.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Subverting Justice In Nnamdi Kanu’s Appeal – IPOB by Mummyimbecile(m): 12:19pm On Aug 21, 2023
fuckJones:
kanu is a terrorist, allow him to die nothing will happen
Nigerians will never change. You guys deserve all that your leaders are dishing out to you.

It's dishearting how you label Kanu a terrorist even when no law court has found him guilty. So sad!

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