₦airaland Forum

MarkSole:
http://independentnig.com/lagos-civil-service-most-corrupt-in-the-world-abayomi-2/


This must have happened under the watch of Barrister Babatunde Fashola. He chose to look the other way, and the officials really grew wings. That is why Lagos State Government paid N640 million, for upgrading the car park at the Governor’s official residence on Marina, and N78.3 million, to upgrade the Governor’s personal website, and N139 million for two bore-holes at the Lagos State Secretariat, Alausa. If boreholes cost so much, it would be most prohibitive, to source water from vendors, whenever Lagos Water Corporation goes to sleep.

Gbam

Kanu also miss one sitter like that for wesbrom

Op abeg sey u get 500k wey u no dey use make u borrow me to buy iPhone 7?

MichaelEff:
Very powerful device by Itel Mobile, I actually prefer this to Other devices with 5000mAh battery bracket.

Emmaway:
Itel Mobile started making powerful devices, this one is cool...

Alphasunday:
The phone is affordable, but will it be upgradable to 6.0 and the likes?

favourl877:
Hi guys, did you say that you're using an android mobile phone with 5.5inches screen size, but haven't used itel 1556 ? you don miss .
introducing itel1556 with the latest android version. it's features include the following :
screen size of 5.5inch
Battery capacity of 5000mAh
inbuilt battery
front and back camera with flash
free flip up case.
compare to other brand with the same features, it's by far the best.
This is because it's durable, and affordable with an amazing body structure. this is one phone that you will hate to miss,and like to have. a trial will convince you

Only u dey create tread only u dey comment using different moniker

If this guy no run mad he go get stroke, him village people need to take it easy with him

Pythons can be so greedy atimes

Omo see money chai

amnps:
I have available an Infinix Note 2 (2GB RAM / 16GB ROM) smartphone available for sale. It's the 4GLTE version

Interested? Holla 08182248914.
Price - 30k

Only Lagos based residents need contact me, please. Earpiece and charger aren't included.

Since there is charger and earpiece am paying 20k for it

sironyeka:
Still available?

Location and number?

Lol

Hausa and fulani fighting... end time is here

Another African players of the year loading. Lol

NAME CHECKERS right now

AmakaAina:
Please don't fight originality , while u are busy being colonised we are busy being real ya dig! . If e pain u Abeg gan jump inside river Niger and dude have u ever seen our Nigerian women? Even d ones with hair on their chest are so darn cute ya dudes be salivating . Hate da game n not da player... nuff said... but ya moniker though... regressed hostility from mummy issues! I get... Pele o

Easy madam U can go back and read my post once more for better understanding

LoveJesus87:
This is just too dumb and completely meaningless really. This is a show of pain and hurt, seriously. Someone who is intelligent and productive cannot sit down to write this rubbish. No wonder Africans are still so so so backward, this is a direct and undeniable evidence. If not for the white man, people like you would still be roaming the streets naked...

Bros take it easy with yourself no be me right all the rubbish I posted up there I actually diged out the last twitter war between the two countries back in 2013

(AND NIGERIANS REPLIED)

@bubusn: #SomeOneTellKenya USA – Hollywood, India – Bollywood, Nigeria – Nollywood, Kenya? Firewood.

@juize_j: Kenyans would have never had a chance to appear on TV…if not for nat geo#SomeoneTellKenyans

@Yungtyflex: #SomeoneTellKenyans that d two main nnatural resources they have is HIV/AIDS nd UGLINESS

@unstopable55: #SomeoneTellKenyans that tourists come to Nigeria and go to the zoo, but they go to kenya and just stay on the streets and look at kenyans”
@ugwubiggz: #someonetellkenyans the only reason they win all those races is cuz they r promised food at the finish line!
@Lanrenchi: #SomeoneTellKenya Obama didn’t leave kenya….he actually ran away!
@sir_lekan: So I heard Kenyans queue at the Presidential zoo to use the only laptop to diss Nigerians #SomeoneTellKenyans

(THE LAST TWITTER WAR BETWEEN NIGERIA AND KENYA)


#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig

youngest85:
U make sense die!


Can't wait 4 d implementation.....my landlord is my first target!

I go tell ur lanlord

The girl with her at d last pix was my Facebook friend Lerin yanju

TunezMedia:
A concerned photographer mother, shared this photo of her baby that has developed some weird climbing skills, and referred to him as a ninja and spiderboy, after she snapped him when he had climbed almost 3feet of their door frame.. The photos have since gone viral


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/08/mother-worried-she-has-given-birth-to.html?m=1


Lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB3 Ijebabe Ishilove

Lol. The pikin no try

U sure

Let me park my car here

holyfather:
Yes dear... And anyone that sees that car should please report them, I pray to God they don't succeed on anyone.

Amen

holyfather:
Please guys, hear my story and make your input.
It happened that I needed to get on the road real quick to be in Umuahia, on my way from okigwe. So I couldn't wait in the park for the bus to load. I stood by the express and almost immediately, a car pulled over and asked if I was going to Umuahia, of course I quickly had to hop in because I really needed it.
In that car, with a guy on the passenger side in front, and another guy with me at the back, felt like a perfect formation for the trip.
Shortly after, a woman joined us. The woman dropped off at Umuahia, and my initial plan was to stop at Umuahia too but I had a change of mind, so I decided to follow them down to Aba.
Shortly after we left Umuahia, the guy sitting with me started acting weird.
Then in the middle of nowhere, he told the driver to stop him there and that he had a bag in the car trunk.
Na hin the driver begin halla the guy o, like "shey I don dey ask you wetin dey inside that bag you no wan tell me. You said it's your bag but you can't say what's in your bag."
The guy was now fidgeting and was like, it's only clothes he had in the bag.
Then the driver switched to Igbo and started talking to the guy in front. That "see o, I've been asking this guy this thing since the other market women left with their load, but he's acting as if he's not hearing", but that he will take him to the police when they get to Aba.
The one he was talking to was now like "what is in the bag?"
And the driver was like "money o!".
That one now said he should let him go na, like "is that your business?"
The driver now said, "you're not getting it, we're talking about dollars here."
The guy was now like, "whaaaat?"
Then he now turned around...
(I'll continue later, my battery is down)
Continued...

He turned around and asked the guy who he was, in a rather very harsh tone.
The sound of his voice kinda startled the guy and made him shiver with the innocence of a toddler.
He now started talking, that he's from Delta state. He served a man that agreed to settle him after 8 years but the man suddenly died. So when the man's boys saw that their master is dead and his widow has no idea how to settle them, they decided to make away with whatever their hands could grab.
He said, he now remembered a room their master had always placed a restriction on and decided to check there. That was where he saw a bag and carried it.
"How much is inside?"
He said, one million dollars.
"What kind of business was the man into? "
He said, Bureau de change.
The passenger in front now said taking him the police is a bad idea. That the driver should just tell him (the money guy) to settle him (the driver). That if they go to the police, they would just take the money from them and share it among themselves. That his sister is a police DPO and he knows how they behave.
The driver now turned to me like he wanted to know what I had to say 'cause . I didn't hesitate to tell him going to the police was the right call. They tried all they could to talk me into it but I stood my ground.
One of them was now like, "oga e be like say you dey comfortable, you no wan make money? “
I was like it's not a matter of being comfortable, it's about doing the right thing.
The guy was like, if you take it to the police they will still share the money. Is that now the right thing?
I told him this one is going to be different.
He was now like, what are you, a policeman?
I said it doesn't matter.
brb
Okay...
When they saw I wasn't biting , they just packed somewhere and said I should come down and join another vehicle so they could reverse and share the money at a more isolated place.
I refused to alight o.
I told him he must take me to Aba, besides, I hadn't even paid him.
He said I should just go with the money.
Immediately I alighted I managed to snap the car and took it to the next army check point and transfered it to there phone, in case they drive past there.
Whether they had the money or not, I can't tell. I didn't even care.
Nigerians should learn to do the right thing at all times. Quit blaming the next person and do your own right first.
Step by step we're making the world a better place and giving our dear nation a better name.
If there was any money taken from anywhere, I'd love for it to be recovered.
If it's just a roving bunch of swindlers, I'd love for them to be apprehended and brought to book.
I attached the picture of the car with the plate number well covered.

Its an old trick but thank God u didn't fall for it

Hmmm

Those names sound like Igbo abi na my eyes no see well

Ultra modern road
@op this is for you

Weh best of luck to the team

ifypoly:
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I have one for sale, very neat with all the accessories and receipt 28k last....wattsap no 07050695393