What does "Sonson eti eti" mean? I believe it's a Calabar terminology. Thanks!

A DJ friend of mine is djing a party and asked me about some good Nigerian drum solos, unfortunetly I don't know any, so I was wondering if you guys could help me out,

Thanks a lot

I don't have statistics on the amount of Nigerians doing these internet scams, but I do know that it is not restricted to Nigerians alone, We just have the name for it because I guess we started THIS ONE,

There are millions of scams that are perpetrated daily and not by Nigerians, I mean look at the recent embezzelments that have taken place in the US with Enron and now Fannie Mae, People scam all over the place, someone has to be the scape goat,

Also, the people that come up with these scams are far from lazy, in fact they are very smart and apparently dedicated to their art so much so that it has spread world wide, don't they deserve some admiration for that?

Why you guys hatin gon my smilies, They're not stolen, and No i didn't jsut find them, I just found this board,
still, DON'T HATE!

[quote="Rhodalyn"] lol   looks like it's not been long since U found those smileys    i got some too U know [/quote]

Oh yea, I;m new to this board, but not message boards, but umm, we could battle smiles,

[quote="ldollier"] first i would go to the police

then, i would get my Girlfriends to rape the same bastard that raped me

and then, i would get a gun and shoot him down.

to make it more interesting, i would hire someone that is hiv postive, and make em pay him a visit. [/quote]

Make that a GAY HIV+ man to RAPE  HIS ASS, but uhh, there will be no raping of him by myself or my friends unless it's with a jagged rusty dagger

[quote="rhodalyn"]  uhmmmmm im sorry but that gun of Urs can't kill a bird let alone a human being! [/quote]

Oh Yea

call the police
if they don't out his ass in jail 4ever?, kill the bastard
abort the baby

That is so awlful,

May they rest in Peace,

and May the gov't find someway to elevate the economy so things like this stop happening

Hello, we're both newbies here

Thanks everyone,

this thread is NOT just for Igbo people, I just thought I'd greet you all that way,

How did I lose my culture?, I've been in the US for about 15 years and have intergrated with the Jamaican community here and have not I single solitary Nigerian friend, don't go to any of the parties, or functions, and don't even speak igbo, I forgot a lot of the slang and am starting to feel really bad about it all, since I'm at the age where I want to have children. Saying to them that we are Nigerian isn't enough, I need to learn other things to teach them as well,

MAN UP! Ask someone out on a date

[quote="Afeni"]I have no idea what the birthday of both my sisters are (I can't even trace it down to the month). Yeah, there is definately no way I would remember my girl friend birth day. [/quote]

I guess you don't plan on keeping your girlfriend for very long

Do something to make it up to her, Don't EVEN think that apologizing and giving a regular gift will be enough now, you have to DO IT UP, TO DA MAXXXX!

From the way you typed, I'm assuming that you've already asked sex,

If that's the case, you asking is LAME, and she denies because you have NO GAME, have you heard about pre-intimacy or SEDUCTION, cmon, Asking is just Tacky and RUINS the MOOD, you've heard of SETTING THE MOOD haven't you?

I've very late in this thread, but uh, this is a joke right?

Hey Everyone,

I did a search for a name and came upon this site,

Maybe I can regain my Nigerian culture,