₦airaland Forum

Okoyeebos:
I can see some wawa Jews peeping into this thread..

Those fan yogo and gala hawkers make fun of Ibadan's brown roofs because they have no history. They fail to realize that as at the time those houses with brown roofs were being built, their fathers were still living in trees.

BlackDeutsche:
Don't mind all these emergency experts.

Contrary to what everyone here is saying, this is likely perfectly normal. I was in very similar predicament few months back, but I'm totally on-point now.

Do you never ever have erections? Or they're usually just not hard enough? Or only during intercourse your tool seem to fail.

1. If your erections aren't hard enough, it means you self-gratify a lot. Don't masturbate for about 2 weeks, and your tool should reset to its peak performance. By your 7th day, it will be getting hard to anything in a skirt.
No need to stop masturbation permanently. That is inconsequential as it is impractical.

2. Another big problem might be in your head.
I am guessing after your first disappointment, when its time for sex you get nervous and start thinking about it. As a consequence you aren't in the moment and you lose the sensitivity, which prevents you from having an erection.
You look at your dick and think "OMG! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!", this then starts you on a downward spiral of nervousness.
Its probably hard to overcome the psychology, but my advice is to abstain from ejaculation at least 10 days prior to your next sex, so you can be at your peak sensitivity. Also you can try to go get a drink immediately before sex. Drink a bit (not excess), enough to distract your mind and reaffirm your confidence.
Please don't get drunk or it will dissapoint you even more. A bottle of orijin or a can of bullet is enough if you're not a light head.

3. Be cautious of your masturbation practices. Do you masturbate with a flaccid dick? Abstain from that. When you masturbate make sure you have a full hard-on. If you stroke your dick when you jack off, emulating the movement of the vagina on it, even better.

4. Make sure you're not stressed before sex, or your dick will take its rest.


Unless you never ever have an erection, you're perfectly fine. Its just a problem of psychology and habit. Take the above precautions, eat healthy, excercise your body, abstain from smoking, excess drinking and anything that affects your heart, and you'll be fine.

If you never ever get an erection (which i doubt is the case) you should forget this nairalanders and seek professional medical help.

Feel free to PM, will be glad to help.

Jaideyone:
I still have over 30 pellets in my chest from a gunshot wound in 2015.

was robbed with local gun and some of the pellets on the right side of my chest and armpit were removed but from the last CT scan I still have around 30 that won't affect any vital organ.

they'll probably leave it if it's not going to affect any vital organ.

chukwuma0000:
bro I dey suspect the parent ooooooo
I see the gal is a prayer warrior ,ask your friend and give feedback then will tell u what to do

jamariwolf:
It's always a friend. Smh.

pp802:
And you say they are educated?!

Anyways, I think the guy or your bf should sit his parents down and have a heart to heart discussion with them as a man. They complained about her church, now she has agreed to become a catholic.......what else do they want? He should be sure she's from a good home and let them know. She didn't make her self come from Anambra. He should make them understand that tribe does not determine one's character or personality.
He's the one that would live with the girl or you, for the rest of his life, not them.

And then again, he should really ask them their reason, cos there could be something they're seeing and he's not. Cos all they complained about to me is no good reason!


Thanks...

The only two reasons they initially gave is the church and state of origin.After she agreed to change to catholic,the mum came up with having bad revelation about the girl and all that.
The funny thing here is that this girl is a homely girl and friend said he has prayed severally about it and he is convinced she is his.
Note:Sshe stood with him even in trying times of no cash and all that






#Tribalism and Religion has dealt with us!

sarafa68:
You or the guy!
Anyway am not good at giving advice.

Lemme try, tell your guy to pump her tommy

doctokwus:
So sane people believe this rubbish!
In a complex rented by other business outlets,the so called ritualist was able to bury 2 full human beings and a pig right in front of his club without anyone noticing till a year,after a revelation by a pentecostal pastor!!
I ask again:so any sane human being believes this story!!!

forreelinc:
selfish lady instead make you give other people source for laffter by leaving yourself you go dey do surgery don't you care about other peoples happiness?

tit:
Yeye op.
You are trying to safe tb joushua yansh

AngelicBeing:
The administration of justice and the punishment system in Nigeria is a joke, a poor man steals biscuits and he is sentenced to 20years in jail, while all the wicked politicians who stole billions are given lighter sentence or plea bargain, how can you sentence a killer to 7years in jail, what kind of useless jungle called Nigeria, oh well, I agree with those who call the country a zoo and a jungle, nonsense

adem30:
The Lagos Developers

Imagine[b] 520[/b] multiply by 5 state from the East = 2,600 youth developing Lagos inside traffic

Oyindidi:
I will do nothing, if she didn't kill me at birth, I think that info won't affect me much.

NwaAmaikpe:


Most of us didn't know Yahaya Bello's 'mumuism' was in his DNA.

They should put the son up for adoption or hide him in the closet.
Or maybe he is as daft as Dino says.

deolu2000:
The rich also cry, i am sure that boy might hv been born abroad, but fate turns out this way for him, another of his age might hv been born in a tradomedical house, and he is healthy, strong and brainy. Indeed God is unquestionation in His sovereign ways.

deepwater:
The bigotry in the land is too much and rubbed on our faces without shame nor care.

You call this OP SAFE HAVEN - the very one with proven killing and butchering of innocent people cut on tape!
and call that other one OP PYTHON DANCE - the one without any record of a single shot from the gun nor a person been killed.

so your plan is to make a part of the north a safe haven and a part if the east / south a forest where crocodiles smiles and python dance?

I H*TE YOU!!!!!



Victim mentality....
You people are just pathetic

fiizznation:
Look at what a government school looks like; all courtesy of PDP. And some people will say APC should fix all these mess in only 2years. Smh


Btw kudos to the rep.

ifyan:
Hmm

Can somebody please deny this, my Go what is really happening. I thought Bubu will bring a better change rather a disaster

So indirectly the Eastern part of Nigeria have a strong say in this nation.

By now Nigeria Army would wish they dialogue with IPOB instead of force, a whole MAIDUGURI .

Apologize to NNAMDI KANU so as to restore some hope in the Army

Though it's not the Army this time but the battle is not yet over.

9japrof:
In a porous environment like Nigeria where security cannot be guaranteed, nicap should be banned Shekinah.

Buh the truth is that sentimentalism no go gree northern Muslims agree. The worse is that most of these ladies who cover faces are ugly as fork, so what are they hiding

yeyerolling:
The nigerian society is just fuked up. Pple wud not gv birth to 1-2 kids but 4 and 5. And say God will provide (oh God send money to ur akkant or wat). When d babes are 13 upwards dey begin to depend on men for survival. School fees, feeding, toiletries, hostel fees, money for books na men go pay all. Mtcheeew The tins i saw in my hostel still scares me. Engaged babes coming to take dik, some carry belle, some come do skul wife to survive, some dey go govt house for runs and dey are married now lol

prewtyjulie:
why kill someone for armed robbery?

in the case, the punishment doesn't fit the crime

hungryboy:
a very Nigerian justice, capital punishment for an armed robber who did not kill his victim, and a fine for a politician who stole billions that could have been used to save many lives
this country is a joke

Dshocker:
My people perish for lack of knowledge...... Instead of destroying those weapons,why not hand them over to the security forces in the country,which i know they are all under equipped,especially the Nigeria police.

paiz:
Why would they destroy them?
Those Pump actions are better than those useless world war II AK47 our nigeria police is using

OjukwuWarBird:
Just pray that it is not true because, if it is true, then the war Buhari is looking for, he will get it and this time around the prediction by the US that Nigeria will breakup in 2015 will come to past even though a little bit late than the expected year