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Dannyxy:
I totally forgot Phyna was in this House, till I just saw her

Ship is sinking her earlier fame and contender status...

At this rate you sure say semi final go sure for her

Modella is Fireeee...

Rozross:
�, the way men behave when it comes to sexual matters is funny, it’s the only way a hard man can become flexible. See the way you no carry the sex part play �

From time immemorial men like sex..We don't hide it..Anyone who does, is the new world Hitler The better you know this as a lady, the better.

Men like sex.

Women like comfort..And comfort = Money. Who doesn't want to Bamba

Rozross:
You have a multiple personality, I don’t even know where to fix you. You can be good, bad and ugly at the same time

I am glad you find it hard to figure personality..It connotes unpredictable..
My Dad will say any man that is predictable, is something easy..

Understanding my personality is meant for the special woman .

If you are rigid and not ready so be flexible for your man in the bedroom, Your name will be sorry...If you know, you teach him..If he knows more, learn from him...Gaskia!

mariahAngel:
E nwetela'm ya.
O wu aha oma n'eshiokwu.
And I would never have guessed o...or it would've taken me a bit long to guess it correctly.
Even though it seemed obvious.

Lol...The hint biara di obvious with i de ya bodly..

Even ma nke sur wu cha ezigbo aha..

Ya wuru na Itoro na ulo ebe a, small hint you will guess correctly.

PlayMaker14:
A belt made from female Nipples?

This guy is a complete beast

These white guys eeeh, even local devil is shocked with there atrocities..

mariahAngel:
You'd rather he quit than play in Europa? Na wah o!
I can understand sha.



Funnily, I had overlooked that part at first, then curiosity got the better of me, then I went back and modified. Predictable o kwa ya?

Hei! A ga'm e nweteli ya otu a?
OK! Ka'm juo:
O wu aha Igbo, k'owu aha bekee?
O wu aha a na a zakari, k'owu o di uncommon?

Lol...A kwa understand

He is being forced to play it..It will wake his demon.

I knew you will be forced to ask..Even I will..lol

Yes..O wu aha Igbo.
It's popular..The time amuru m, it was a rare name..but ugbu a, onye n meatiri ya si m MUNA nwa ya za ga ofu Aha. If you read between lines na paragraph a, I ga ahu na o nwere E be m dere it's short form...I mean Aha m.

Rozross:
Will you leave a woman who’s sexually weak? She’s ready to give you as much as you ask but she doesn’t put much effort or turn 360 degrees to please you

Which sane man will leave a down to earth wife because she lacks bedroom skills?

The problem is, if she isn't Willing to learn or at least be flexible for her man...Partners must be flexible for eachother..Never say never for him/her...

Always open to learn from each other..couples goals.

mariahAngel:
Exactly what Ronaldo did at Real Madrid.
Since then, he's been desperate to get it right, moving from one club to another.
The worst part is that fans no longer want him at their favourite club.
Now is the time for him to stop chasing glory desperately, calm down and reflect.
He should humble himself and remain with Manchester united, even though he desperately wants to play in the champions' league (he doesn't want to play in Europa league, which is like the losers league ).
He should just consider it a sacrifice.

Aha gi o wu Udo?

His problem at Manchester could have happened at Juve..Some how they succeeded in kicking him out

I feel he should retire...He has fame, wealth and an Adorable family. What else can a man ask for.

Instead of playing Europa league, he should quit football.

Hehehehe I knew you will ask about the Aha..

Mba...Ka m nye gi clue...O malitere na Aha m ebe a, kwushi na ihe gwuru Nri.

Nwoke na Aza ya..

Nwaanyi na Aza ya.

Enyele m gi assignment..

mariahAngel:
Ndi Aquarius, ndi ishi ike!
'Ke Ronaldo jiri otu uku karia, and it's affecting how fans see him.

Ishi ike ya di too much and he makes impulsive decisions that makes or mar him.
The way he left Real Madrid will haunt him. They might later reconcile, but it'll take time.
He was careless to lose his legendary status at Real Madrid.

The thing about football is the older you get, the better for you to be more patient, but not with Ronaldo.
He'd always want things done his way and give coaches tough time (Zidane was the only coach that was able to tame him).
He'd always want to be ahead of others.
Substituting him is a crime. He'll throw tantrums!
Nsogbu ya kariri.
I hope his son doesn't become like him in those aspects sha.

@the last part,he's a loner, even when he was at Real Madrid.

Lol...We easily become stubborn...Especially when one is trying to control us..The best is allow us be what we are but believe we never disappoint.

My parents understand my person right from oge ntakiri..That controlling can stir the beast in us.

Aquas have tendency to become great if well managed. We equally have tendency to destroy oneself with everything laboured for years scatterd in minutes. If poorly handled.

We just don't need people that much, we so much believe in our individual capacity...You noticed he isn't more of a team guy..Even though we can adapt in any medium..

We are sure loners...Even me..Forget my online freely interacting, in realife na unapologetic loner..but social.

Enwehu m one friend m ga asi ugbua m choro hangout he is there...But I can dress up and go and out, give me 1hr you will see me gisting with 5-10 people you go think say na me and them come together..

I make friends anywhere I go, but at the end of the day...I retire to my crib having fun.

Purely aqua life..The first time I learnt about my zodiac, It was like someone wrote a novel about me.

We are rebellion in nature..never a conventional being..

I was neve friends with any of my teachers..Because they want you to reason the way they do..

Even in uni, ofu si m, legodi omalicha aha izaga, mana icho hu i coolu down.. That was year 1 and 2..
Na final year I calm down..And it was my best year in school...Even results in final year...A full evevrywhere...something I couldn't even see in 100 and 200 level...

Final made me realize I can be my stubborn while being calm...Thanks to a wonderful friend I met...She made me see hidden potentials in myself...

Ronaldo is who he is...Nobody can change or bend him..Except himself or Georgina...

Or his mom..

The two most Important women in an Aqua man's life..

Nne ya, peace of mind ya na umu ya ndi nwaanyi.

Amya:
I wasn't looking at the television now and suddenly heard two men talking. Something like a flirty banter kinda of thing. I recognised Hermes voice and thought hei God! So Hermes has left the bounds of Polyamarous relationships and is now bothering on homo. All these thoughts happening in seconds. The other voice was beginning to sound like Giddifia. Jesu o! I looked at the TV and I saw Hermes lying on a bald man. But Giddifia is not bald na abi. I strained my eyes to see clearly... It wasn't Giddifia but Allysun. Mtchewww!

Come and enter Heaven let me see...

mariahAngel:
If Ronaldo had remained at Real Madrid or left amicably, all these would never have happened.
Now, they're practically begging clubs to take him, and fans don't want him.
The worst part; no legendary status for him anywhere! Inspite of all his achievements.
(Now is time for him to slow down and reflect.)

I hope he's able to redeem himself before his career finally ends (all he needs is one good season).
It'll be best for him to remain at Man UTD, together with Casemiro, they might make a difference for the club this season.

That guy's body and blood is still 25

He has more years to play..

But I will advise he find one big club,play two seasons and retire.

I won't adviee him to move to coaching...Because he doesn't align with people...he chooses his friends like an Aqua he is.

His players will plot a coup for him..

Rozross:
A woman is not meant to be sexually strong, there’s a reason why men have muscles and more energy than women

Who told you this?

A woman can get pounded all night, she go still wake in the morning clean..While the man will be sleeping like lizard.

Draslo:
It's a man's world. That's why we never talk about it. Women complain about men's sexual abilities all the time but can't even cowgirl for just 3 minutes

3mins is long na..Just say 1minute..

Rozross:
Sexual activities between couples require some form of skills and energy no doubt. Women hold down jobs, being moms, being a wife and this can be overwhelming and highly desexualising making it difficult to shift into romantic modes with worn out energies.

With all these put together, should women worry over not being good in bed to meet up with their partners' fantasies?

Do men really care about their partner’s bedroom skills? As a man, will you leave your woman because of her poor bedroom skills?

Before opening the thread, I said you will be here or you are the OP...This topic has your signature all over it..

Bed skills is one thing anyone can learn from his or her partner if he or she really want things to move fine.

The problem is if the partner isn't willing to adjust so they can explore each other.

Amya:
Lol. Nairaland PR agents have been on the clock from the early mornings till now trying to clean up the incident and fault Amaka for the very obvious bullying.

I'm not even an Amaka fan, but I stand for the truth always

Safari dey inside this sub...

Washing the season low budget yahoo boy image..

Amya:
Modella's waist to hip ratio...fire!

Ezigbo oku!

nazablossom:
Wickedness is not of God

Fisiryorh:
Omoh, I for like learn wetin this lady dey teach...

Something must kill a man..lmao

Racoon:
As a married man, I think the frequency depends as desires arise. It should not be based on an hard and fast rule.

Hard and fast..

Abii harder..

DenreleDave:
My trap don catch the main target...

Munzy munzy..... Bro, i swear down... There is no problem... U na senior man... I no dey drag her....

She just took it too far... It was just ntn...


The road clear for you.. Boss..


I no wan collect..


Mariangeles mariahAngel.. Why the cuss word again na..... Be calming down and stop taking things too far....

You are creating the wrong impression about her personality in public..She is not comfortable with that.

Even if you want to crack joke, bro no be where woman dey, women read meaning into everything said about them..Plus she isn't the type who talks about sex stuffs or joke..Joke wey make sense na the type that revolves around what thrills that person..

You made a careless statement about me kpanshing her in one thread, yes I follow her, so I read the exchange of words..dude thats wrong na..Very false narrative And she gave a subtle warning there..

Now, you set her up for drag with wrong impression. Check am bro, e no make sense..Let's not take expensive jokes too far.

One statement, different individuals will process it differently...
She isn't cool with the expensive joke..Just retrace from this path...E no go make sense if you two start engaging in insults and back and forth..

DamianX:
Ee come be like them send the guy to pepper viewers
I don't think it's humans that are controlling the cameras tho because it can't be a human being doing this

Camera 360

COOL10:
Hermes making sense as always

Even money is chasing value...

That was deep.

The camera man on duty na weyrey...


People dey gist, he is showing one lion snoring...lmao

Legionx:
Eloswag is desperate

For real?

Na the same show we dey watch abii na BB iyana-Ipaja you dey watch.

When Deji entered the house, and Hermes was giving him a run down, he said this two I understand, referring to Allyson and Adekunle, he said you can break that shit...

homesteady:
I don’t think so oh.
You know Alcohol is a truth elixir.

She is super attracted to him...Just that scared moment of falling for a polygamous man..

DownChelsea:
Hermes na my guy.


But as we would say. "We watch"

Hermes be like person wey go wipe her 2by2 if she serve breakfast..

Amya:
There's a reason Allysun and Daniella are roommates sha.

Perish that thought o...

homesteady:
Omo, the words used by Allysyn are strong oh. Disgusted, irritated, regret.

Hermes fans will soon start dragging her

Don't take the words of a lady deeply falling for Hermes serious.

She is scared she is falling deeper..Na she dey peck the guy sef...

JBoss25:
Adekunle the most hated

Who get time to hate this season...

Adekunle gist na sure gossip plug this season...

He sabi download well well...With details o.

Konor:
but why you carry Daniella matter for head?

You so want her to drop her guard just to prove your flawed epistles/judgement right. You go choke o

I tire o..