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Simplyleo:
Are they done dealing with Buhari?

kettykin:
So the small dot in the circle matters

mariahAngel:
Gi lewe omume ha ehn, I nwere ike I ji aka kugbuo ha.









Hahahahahahahahahaha

mariahAngel:
Cry or separate gini? Anyi o jikwanu ike? They were like two baby elephants fighting
We ran to call one guy to come and separate them 'cause mma'm na mpa' a nuhu n'ulo mgbe ahu...they even smashed and destroyed some things. Omg!
...and that was their last serious fight.

My father did what he had to do to avoid the situation repeating itself.
Raising male children adikwahu easy o...especially without their father.
They can be very rebellious too...and they don't respect just anybody at their juvenile stage.

There's this widow who's my mum's friend, she was left with two males and a female.
Whenever she needed them to do something for her, they were never anywhere to be seen, only for them to come from nowhere when time to do that thing has passed.
You know what the woman would do? She throw herself on the ground and start crying in front of her sons that they want to kill her.
By then, they'd be weak and confused....she'd also report them to my mum
That was the strategy she used to get them to behave. I mean, who wants to see their mother crying?

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Two of my brothers lukatara ehn...until the day mpa'm e nye ha final warning with his thunderous voice and fire in his eyes








True.




The worst part wu na o mahu na ya mejoro gi.

phygo89:
From Nkiru Silvanus to Tonto Dike...

It was also rumoured that he, Rochas "tried browsing" with Adams Oshiomole treasure's wifi but it was on code and he don't know the password.

mariahAngel:
You have no business with them!
Don't be afraid of their threat.
Don't meet with them.

Propheticdavid:
"men are like wine" what do you mean by that..i want u to explain pls.

mariahAngel:
Omg!
I can just imagine...


Ok.

I think so too.









That's really good o.
The idea doesn't even occur to most people.



I ragbuola the woman anya.

KanuSE:
Stinking arrogance Lori iro

We're still waiting for you at the other end to show us your account balance.

Born2winnx:
Haha ha

True talk boss man....wetin make you feel say we dey hang around here...


I de find wife (not girlfriend) when sabi cook with torch and candle..... if I start to talk na it go be like say i nor get women around me...women dey but nor be all their mama train well to sabi slice pepper... i like good food nor be play.

Tired of waybill and hotel food...that's why I had to do this myself this morning.



Any way me as an OG nor won appear as a simp nigga....if you be single ladies click on my dm to submit your CV.. ..when am chanced i review.

Akposy:
I do watch her videos on YouTube.
I've seen some food vloggers with long nails (artificial) cooking online.
Truth is no good cook or chef cook with long nails and heavy makeup. It is against food safety rule. All through my stay in culinary school, I didn't see any female chef with heavy makeup or nails.

Akposy:
Today's starter was this healthy smoothie topped with peanuts, cashew nuts and my freshly harvested mulberry.

Smoothie was made with
Avocado
Pineapple
Watermelon
Banana
Chia seeds and condensed milk

Second pics is my harvested mulberries

Froshloaded:

Nwaotu10:
Marriage is not for me.
I will die before my next birthday

mariahAngel:
Chai!
You guys probably fought a lot...mana cable wire di ni too much na




...but most men don't like to talk about it and make their wives understand in clearer terms. Why is that?

There were times m si ka'm buputara mpa'm nri, o ga si "dewegodi ya nga ahu, mgbe nne gi lotara"
I understand now that what he really wanted was her attention.

mariahAngel:
OK.


For real.



Boys at the early stage are usually very rambunctious, and ekwesiri I ji aka igwe jide ha or else



O gbaliri o.
Okwu gbasara umuaka nwoke ehn...



I imagine being a mother makes one feel different....probably

mariahAngel:
I think so too.
Most times, when I read some comments on this platform, I just wonder...most views here come from a place of resentment.



Gini ka Redpill miniri?
I've never taken the term seriously...but I've seen it being used almost all the time and it makes no sense to me.

At some point, I decided not to understand everything I read...to avoid messing up my mind
Especially on nairaland





Was he strict or related freely with you guys growing up?



Errrrrrmmmmmmm....maybe at the early part of the marriage/relationship
They can't get enough of each other at that stage, mana later, with the arrival of children, things will change.



As in...

Of course.

Fahdiga1:
When you shine a woman's kondo that will reset her brain she will never forget you even in her grave. If you know you know

NwaNimo1:
Nice....

I thought Naija had become dictatorship completely!

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mariahAngel:
Ndi bekee ga si you hit the nail on the head
I was telling my sister almost the same thing the other day.



A ga kpo ya celebration of failure k'owu liberation?
Inukwa divorce party




Exactly!
There are lines that should never be crossed.



Mpa gi wu eshigbote guyman o




They were probably very principled about life na
Ihe obula nwere oge ya mgbe ahu...unlike this spontaneous generation na taa nga obula o jidere ha! Chai!

Some people are just not romantically compatible.

Stephen2324:
So, what's your plan if nobody marries you?

mariahAngel:

Munzy, hustle ooooooooooooooooo!

mariahAngel:
Ehen na!
Gi lee ya in a different angle, ihunanya ha kajara akaja.
A love that stood the test of time, assured and gave security to their children.
Owuhu ihe anyi huga ugbu a...emetu ihe ntakiri, ha si ka ha divorce without considering how it'll affect the children.
If you ask people these days if they'd like to have the kind of relationship their parents had, funny enough, many would say never!

Apart from the abusive ones, parents back then knew how to resolve their issues.
They knew what was at stake.
It was like divorce was almost totally out of the question. If they had issues, they resolved. Period!
But nowadays, most people think marriage is all lovey dovey and a bed of roses. Emetu ihe ntakiri, "I can't take this" "I can't stand him" "I can't stand her"
They don't care about the children involved. How they feel.



I wonder how she had the discussion with your dad
Maybe she was like "bia enyia, munzy si ya choro nwanne o...ngwa ka anyi bido oru"




Of course.
But the thing is what you might consider romantic might not be perceived so by your partner. It might not be deep enough for him/her.
So sometimes, if need be, one need to teach their partner how they want to be loved.
Yeah. When one takes the lead, the other follows, otherwise, the relationship becomes a bore.

KingDash:
bros go hustle no dey hate..

mariahAngel:

Ihunanya ha wu old school style.
Chefuo o...style ahu wu organic and lasts till death parts them.
Owuhu ihe a anyi huga these days... Genetically modified love




Gbashi ha nkiti! Na scope!
They do more than that o!
If it were up to old school parents, we'd never know how babies are conceived.

For long, I thought mothers just eat and eat till their belly grows, then they'd go to the hospital and the nurses give them babies.
...but what never adds up was how the belly deflates.



Romance can be taught by either partner, depending on who's more romantic.

Nbote:
At the mention of IPOB or ESN U'll see dem springing into action