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CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj & Solange Knowles Speak Up For Nigeria by MurdaForker(m): 8:36pm On Jan 13, 2015
Female celebrities, seeking cheap popularity since Mary gave birth to Jesus

SMH
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Stars Campaign For President Jonathan In Enugu(In Photos) by MurdaForker(m): 2:19pm On Jan 12, 2015
thaoriginator:
D girl na real MurdaForker for real! Brain damaged biotch!
Lmfao..
AgricultureRe: Groundnut Pyramid In Nigeria In 1970 (Photo) by MurdaForker(m): 7:32am On Jan 12, 2015
Things. Like this shows we need more of GMB than someone who spent 6yrs and Nothing to show for it..

I still can't believe okonjo Iweala said it may take few months before auditors can explain how missing 10.8billion strolled out of wherever they put it.

Reallyhuh
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Stars Campaign For President Jonathan In Enugu(In Photos) by MurdaForker(m): 7:01am On Jan 12, 2015
dovelike:
I vote him too. Those saying that an hausa man should lead us has forgotten that boko haram are hausa's.
U go fear thinking quality and tribalism.... I won't b surprised if this one too is a BSc holder



GMB till GMB disappoint himself
PhonesRe: 5 Whatsapp Features We Really Wish BBM Had by MurdaForker(m): 1:29pm On Jan 11, 2015
No matter how much u update whatsapp.. The emoticon will always look like Sean Tizzle's head
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons To Cheat On Your Girlfriend a must read!! For guys by MurdaForker(m): 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
Spaced booked
FamilyRe: Bride Dumps Groom On Wedding Day For Being A Drop-Out by MurdaForker(m): 1:11pm On Jan 08, 2015
chimkaire:
Not quite, dear embarassed smiley
But, it has happened. Better she bailed now than subject the man to misery by lack of respect and all.
*modified*
On replying you, I saw your "idiot" adjective
Are you for real?
Where do these crop of morons spring from
You nitwit should get a brain
Omo ale jati jati. Die on top the matter naa or lead a demonstration against what the girl did, numbskull angry
Quote me and your scrawny fingers shall wither. Amadioha gbuokwa gi n'elu ute ahu idina na asa'm okwu
Nwa onye ibi grin angry
Nawa o
FamilyRe: Bride Dumps Groom On Wedding Day For Being A Drop-Out by MurdaForker(m): 4:54am On Jan 08, 2015
chimkaire:
This is one helluva show cheesy cheesy.





The man's complaining of 160k when this babe made everyone know he is an illiterate undecided undecided undecided







Meanwhile, the 160k rice and drinks nko? Who chow and drink am cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin


Na joke I dey ooo before some misogynists come calling for my tiny neck cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy lipsrsealed
Idiot, na joking matter?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Says Some Elder Statesmen Are Motor Park Touts by MurdaForker(m): 4:19am On Jan 08, 2015
Buhari looks like someone who will ban orijin sad
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do If This Guy Slaps Your Lovely Girlfriend(picture) by MurdaForker(m): 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2015
clitlicker:
This rigid modafoka will be easy to beat na. Grab a pole and break his neck in one single strike
Ok.. RIp in advance
EducationRe: How I Graduated With A Cumulative GPA Of 4.02. My Mistakes, My Lessons. by MurdaForker(m): 10:59am On Jan 05, 2015
iwriterng:
Borrow courses and make A's in them. That way, no harm done, if you pass very well in your penultimate and final year, you would bag a first class degree, and if you don't make A's in those courses, you still have your 2:1.
was on 3.75. Na so I go borrow a course I totally dnt. hav to do wit the aim of getting A and if things go bad B .. I was sick during the exam n I got my only F.. Still dealin wit the effect of the F
CareerRe: Way Out by MurdaForker(m): 9:16pm On Jan 02, 2015
Carmal90:
.. sorry av 4gotten it is u,taught of fighting u initially until i realise dat u are a CRAZYMAN INDEED
Its thought nt taught,.U actually proved him right.. Well he is only advising, he has nothing to lose and U hav all to gain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by MurdaForker(m): 9:41pm On Jan 01, 2015
chibwike:
Hahahahahahahahaha.. They wanted
to do unbeaten when the season
began, last year. But It took them jst,
18hrs 30mins, to lose a match this
year.. Unconfirmed reports, coming out of
London times this evening, suggests
that Fabregas, has refused to remove
all his 2014 calendars, as he doesn't
want January to ELITE.. As we cud all see, Kurt Zouma was
dumbfounded and short of words, but
not of LIPS.. Though he was sitting on
the bench with his seat belt fastened
on, the lips still somehow managed to
sag. Rumour, also suggest that SAMSUNG,
are trying to pull out sponsoring
Chaysee, as they perceive what's
suppose to be a rival brand ERIKSEN
(Sony Ericsson), tearing their midfield &
defense apart When, the keeper and the captain were
interviewed, and were asked why they
were so shambolic today, this was
what they had to say. Courtois : "I've always wanted to be as
good as De Gea. Anywhere he goes, I
always try to follow. He went to ATM, I
did too. He came to England, here I am.
But still I'm not as good as he is. Then I
discovered that he became so good, after the Leicester 5 - 3 Man utd, game.
Now look at the score-board today.
What do u see?" John Terry : "Well, I really don't hav
much to say, since we had a TERRY
CHRISTMAS, it was only normal that we
hav a HARRY NEW YEAR TOO.." Meanwhile, live pictures in London,
suggests that there's a HURRICANE
(HarryKane) erupting at the blue
capital. The fans do not know whether
to run or jst go back to 2014 and stay.
because when u look with ur microscope, 3kilo days far, u go SEE-SAY! (see CISSE)
Ur post is not that sensible bt since u obviously aim at dissing chelsea...*One bottle of Orijin for u too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by MurdaForker(m): 9:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
natureblack:
that dude is a Murdaforker grin grin
u are right bt he is stupid murdaforker
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by MurdaForker(m): 9:28pm On Jan 01, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
5-3

My 2015 is ruined! cry
Even before it started huhhuh... One minute silence for U
EducationRe: TOO BAD! SEE How This Beautiful Girl Exposed And Disgraced Herself by MurdaForker(m): 12:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
PHAYOL81:
Lucky her she just gat nothng mor dan a pix i suppose;in my area she'd av gottn mor of molestation and rape if d tymng is right.Believ me d goons ar nt SMILING. :>
You are obviously not stayin in france
EducationRe: Finally: Meet The Boy Whose IQ Is Higher Than Einstein And Bill Gates [pic] by MurdaForker(m): 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2015
okabe:
Omo, no b abt IQ ooooo!
Na 2day!? Many people IQ don surpass einstein own tey tey nah...buh d question na "dem fit achieve wetin im achieve?"
Baba achievin or nt, I no mind make I get that kind brain or make I get pikin wit that kiind brain
Infact the thinkin quality of kids today is annoying

Teacher: If a man from mexico is called Mexican, what will a person from Jericho b called?

Pupil: I have no idea bt if I shud try my Best.I will say Jerry Can
EducationRe: Finally: Meet The Boy Whose IQ Is Higher Than Einstein And Bill Gates [pic] by MurdaForker(m): 11:57am On Jan 01, 2015
starlingleanets:
There are people in Nigeria with IQ far better than that,Let them come to Nigeria and discover us.
Wake up bro.. Its time to go home plus we want to close our liquor store already
EducationRe: Finally: Meet The Boy Whose IQ Is Higher Than Einstein And Bill Gates [pic] by MurdaForker(m): 11:54am On Jan 01, 2015
feran14:
einstein never took an iq test... stephen hawkings iq is more than 162
Says who?
PhonesRe: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by MurdaForker(m): 11:44am On Jan 01, 2015
Lexusgs430:
N18,000 is about £65, that's not a lot of money on data for 12 whole months !!!!!!
Dude We are paid in Naira nt pounds... and also u shud Knw all fingers are nt equal.

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