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Politics / Re: PDP Warns Nigerians To Disregard Results On Social Media by MurdaForker(m): 5:42pm On Mar 29, 2015
customized07:
If buhari doesnt lose then who will?
GEJ will
Politics / Re: 2015 Elections: Nigeria In Pictures by MurdaForker(m): 12:59am On Mar 28, 2015
Sai Buhari

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Education / Re: Share The Highest And Lowest 2015 JAMB CBT Score You Have Seen So Far!!!! by MurdaForker(m): 8:09pm On Mar 18, 2015
gladpresh:
bt to b candid, majority don pass oo cheesy
really kul
Because u n ur friends don pass abi?
Crime / Re: 21-Year-Old Student Killed At Party He Organized For Girlfriend by MurdaForker(m): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2015
Power bike to hell
Bt @Op which kind mumu pic u come put

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Romance / Re: 10 Things That Mean More To Men Than I Love You by MurdaForker(m): 9:03pm On Feb 20, 2015
.. Keep giving him some sit-on-the-nail style.. He will forever be grateful and He will never want to become another man's thingy
Politics / Re: MUST READ: Americans Blasts President Jonathan For Requesting For US Troops by MurdaForker(m): 3:59am On Feb 18, 2015
Bekwarra:
A sensible person will know this is not an insult to the president but to Nigerians as a whole. Go to an average American site and you'll see the level of insult they hurl at third world countries even the black Americans. But do I blame them?
I totally agree bt when our president won't stop embarrassing us nko?
Romance / Re: 8 Things That Will Make Her Beg You For Sex [adults Only] by MurdaForker(m): 3:57am On Feb 18, 2015
@OP.. If u really know all these howcome u r still having problem getting laid ??

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Politics / Re: Why Can't Jonathan ARREST And LOCK UP Obasanjo? I'm Losing My Patience by MurdaForker(m): 9:58pm On Feb 15, 2015
If God had chosen GEJ to lead the Israelis out of their captivity in egypt to the promiseland... I'm sure they will still be on their way

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Sends This To You?(pic) by MurdaForker(m): 12:00am On Feb 09, 2015
kadas01:
You ladies are better liars than men! tongue. Me wey don get sure ticket to Paradise! wink
sure ticket??.. Tell me more
Politics / Re: INTERVIEW: Buhari On Al Jazeera.... #OPINIONS by MurdaForker(m): 11:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
zeal22:
Y can't he debate instead of going on foreign media? Smh
Same reason Jonathan didn't debate 4years ago
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Sends This To You?(pic) by MurdaForker(m): 11:16pm On Feb 08, 2015
kadas01:
Lol grin

Tell her INEC has hired you as ad-hoc staff and there is a training program slated for that day!

Goodluck to you!
All liar shall perish and shall burn like guguru in the lake of fire - Emmanuel Ridogin
Politics / Re: Why Did He Postpone The Election...Obasanjo reacts by MurdaForker(m): 11:13pm On Feb 08, 2015
Eyop:
ATTENTION NIGERIANS:JONATHAN'S GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT -THEY WANT CHANGE

1. Obasanjo’s government spent $16bn for power, and only achieved to change the name of NEPA to PHCN, yet some people and Obasanjo says Jonathan’s Government is corrupt.

2. Obasanjo’s government, Olusegun Obasanjo and Atiku Abubakar were involved in a $180m Halliburton bribery scam that made world news, Yet Obasanjo says Jonathan’s Government is corrupt.

3. Obasanjo’s government, Obasanjo and Atiku spent about N1tn with Siemens for the production of National ID Card, with a N34bn bribery scam. I am yet to get mine, Yet Obasanjo says Jonathan is corrupt.

4. Bola Ahmed Tinubu used Babatunde Fashola to build 1 kilometer of road for N1.2bn, while Akpabio builds same for N120m. Yet Tinubu and Fashola says Jonathan is corrupt.

5. Bola Tinubu and Fashola spent $460 million (N55 billion at 2009 exchange rate of N118/$1) of tax payer’s money in the name of Lekki-Epe Concession Company (LCC) to build a toll gate, and yet taxed Lagosians even after claiming to buy back the concession, for using the road with no records, Yet Tinubu, Fashola and Obasanjo says Jonathan is corrupt.

6. Buhari delegated all powers to Afri-Project Consortium (APC), a consulting firm owned by his Wife’s brother, which allowed his In-law’s firm to Initiate all projects for the PTF, Approve all projects for the PTF and Execute all projects for the PTF. APC was able to make away with N25, 758,532,444 (Twenty-five billion, seven hundred and fifty-eight million, five hundred and thirty-two thousand, four hundred and forty-four Naira). Buhari says he did not know. Yet Buhari, Tinubu claims Jonathan is corrupt.

7. Rotimi Amaechi spent N50bn to build a 2 kilometer monorail that is yet to be completed. And Amaechi, Tinubu, Buhari says Jonathan is corrupt.

8. 56,000 ghost workers were discovered and terminated, so former President called President Jonathan to leave the 56,000 ghost workers to remain in status quo, When President Jonathan ignored, Obasanjo claimed that Jonathan is corrupt. Nigeria was rated the 2nd most corrupt Nation in the world as at 1999 – 2007 when Obasanjo was president, then rated 3rd from 2007 till 2011. In 2014, Nigeria is rated 37th in the world, with a four months review that will place Nigeria at 46th. Yet Obasanjo says Jonathan is corrupt...even the PDP refugees that are now APC are saying Jonathan is corrupt...NIGERIANS judge for yourselves!!!!!! You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
if I get u very well, U r telling me Obasanjo's mismanagement justifies Goodluck's failure.. Really?
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by MurdaForker(m): 10:46pm On Feb 08, 2015
Damnn!!!!!!! They took light..
Jonthan has failed this country.. Arghhhh

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Jude Okoye Shows Off The Two Women In His Life by MurdaForker(m): 9:33am On Feb 08, 2015
Tymix54:
Jude posted a photo of the two women in his life, his wife
and his two months old daughter this evening on instagram
and captioned the photo ‘my ladies’. His wife posted the 2nd
photo on her own page. Isn’t he just lucky? Beautiful
He is not lucky, he is just Rich.. Richer than me
Politics / Re: Man Pictured Destroying PDP Poster In Kaduna by MurdaForker(m): 9:16am On Feb 08, 2015
helpee:
maybe when your family member is caught in action by the guy's cutlass as a result of election violence which you will never castigate, you will still continue to blame jonathan while zahra buhari will send you condolence message from her base in UK.
I get ur point Bt u shud hav used ur own family as an example..
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Wants Attahiru Jega Sacked - Sahara Reporters by MurdaForker(m): 1:09am On Feb 08, 2015
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Romance / Re: caardiff by MurdaForker(m): 1:07am On Feb 08, 2015
9ja babes... Sending fake signals since Mary gave birth to jesus
Politics / Re: Man Pictured Destroying PDP Poster In Kaduna by MurdaForker(m): 1:04am On Feb 08, 2015
For a second, I wanted to call the man a nuisance bt then I felt A vandal bt then I remember how frustating GEJ administration was for second class citizen.. I wll not do that anyday bt I will never bad mouth or castigate any one that do such.

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Education / Re: 15 Grammar Mistakes You Probably Repeat Daily by MurdaForker(m): 12:31am On Feb 08, 2015
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Politics / Re: GEJ's Speeches Used Against Him In APC Sponsored Newspaper Adverts by MurdaForker(m): 10:24pm On Feb 05, 2015
raumdeuter:
MY WORD IS MY BOND

My Word Is My Bond—Gen Buhari!
QUESTION: General, are you not going to respond/react to the latest documentary against your person by the PDP, AIT and NTA?
BUHARI: What again am I still going to say? I have been moved to tears reading and seeing how young Nigerians who are even less than 30 years are picking holes and fallacies from the official lies told about me, about Tunde, about Atiku, Soyinka, my ex-late wife, my wife, my late children and the good history of Nigeria.......Young people have corrected the lies being told by elderly men who were eyewitnesses and ought to know better but decided to tell blatant lies so as to prevent us from rescuing Nigeria. But like I said my joy is full today knowing that our young people in this country are better historians and have refused to be manipulated. I will not say anything now because the nation is not confused and I don't want or intend to break the Abuja Peace Accord. My word is my bond.
Really??.. Then who the F called buhari an illitrate..?

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Politics / Re: GMB Beats GEJ At Mock British School Election: 79% - 21% by MurdaForker(m): 2:53pm On Feb 05, 2015
sleemoon:


Ejo lo fero oooooo..... Gmb to win online polls till sperm dry commot 4 my testicles
I have feeling it will soon dry

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Politics / Re: GMB Beats GEJ At Mock British School Election: 79% - 21% by MurdaForker(m): 2:53pm On Feb 05, 2015
Lol.. I hope them londoners have PVC or else come febuary 14 we will "mock" the mock british schl election
Politics / Re: I've Spoken; Take My Words Serious For February 14 – Obasanjo by MurdaForker(m): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2015
I hate it when I hear obasanjo speaks. A very good example of a very bad leader mtcheww
Education / Re: Your Reaction To Your First 'A' And "F' On Campus(photo) by MurdaForker(m): 12:01pm On Feb 03, 2015
OAU guys come n gist us na, I learnt F is Free in ur schl.

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Religion / Re: Small signs to show The End Is Coming by MurdaForker(m): 7:54am On Feb 01, 2015
5minsmadness:

What atheists don't understand is that their lies are getting old. The world is more rotten and more morally corrupt than it was in the past and no amount of acting 'Spartacus having sex in a table in front of a group of romans' to twist history will cover that.

Define the term 'myopic' and how it relates to this topic.
I'm nt an atheist bt I will say all those end times thing r what has always been happening even before Jesus christ , can u count the number of wars only isreal fought?.. Homosexuality in sodom n gomorrah, ..I won't blame people who r questioning the logic behind the second coming. Its kinda getting late already.
Romance / Re: 10 Powerful Tips On How To Attract Any Man(get His Attention) by MurdaForker(m): 9:30pm On Jan 31, 2015
bobolizim:
6.Anticipation Magic

Now, here’s a good one. This is a variation of
“play hard to get”, which by the way is a very
doubtful thing. If overdone it will harm you
more than being of use. Instead, play a little
game called “anticipation”. Anticipation,
excitement, and tension can be a huge turn-on
for a man. Delay the gratification. Make two
steps forward, one step back. Create a strong
feeling of dissatisfaction in him. A dissatisfaction
which can only be resolved by having you. It
must never seem to be easy for him.
Make two steps forward, one step back.
Contradict Yourself! Use the before mentioned
signs of interest, then suddenly show
disinterest, ignore him for two minutes. Then
start again. Two steps forward, one step back.

knowing ur victim is extremely very important in seduction. Different stroke for different folk.

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