₦airaland Forum

croSStodds:
Doctor of pharmacy, you can imagine?
While we're still awarding the archaic bachelor of pharmacy certificate in Nigeria?
What a retrogressive and primitive Nation...
The bunch of inferior and unsecured Doctors feel it's an action solely aimed at usurping their roles.
They have no Modicum of idea what it entails..

u were making nice statements until u started involving doctors in your wholes....inferiority complex is not good for your health...face the topic and congratulate them

SeverusSnape:
He's around, Posting with another account.

seems this fellow has gone to prepare the prsion before saraki's arrival......or has he been band for years?

Jennifer89:
op you nailed it. no 1 is so on point.

Thanks dear...

Trina0936:
OP,haff killed me oh! Chai! This dog is so funny!
https://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Hysterical-Laughing-Gif-11.gif

Pandorabox:
Too hilarious.

luorquay:
Bar man........1 crate of origin for this OP!!!! I laff so tey catarrh comot for ma nose. Pics so on point

HomeOfMe:
I can relate to all especially number 5;I can sleep for Africa,lol!well done OP.

thanks dear

abike12:
my mother does this ALL the time!! no matter how u pray she must top it up

lol

13. When you think it’s over, then this song restarts it.

12. When your mother still prays right after you just lead closing
prayers.
Ah! You don’t trust my own prayer to reach God?

11. When the person that is meant to lead closing prayer starts off
with another song.
How is it doing you?

10. When the devotion was meant to last 30 minutes and 1 hour
has already passed.
Somebody save me.

9. Your parents, when they catch you dozing off.
You are now possessed, abi?

8. When your parents turn the devotion into a full-blown Sunday
service.
Kai!

7. Your father, when he hears you and your siblings gisting.
We are sorry, sir.

6. When your mother starts using what you did during the week to
preach.
Sub me jeje.

5. You, trying your best to not fall asleep.
The struggle is real.

4. When your mother decides to lead praise & worship, so you
know you will clap tire.




get ready for 10 songs

3. When your whole family is waiting for you to lead opening
prayer.
why me na?

2. When you open your eyes and it’s still pitch black outside.
hey God,what time is it?

1. How your parents come to wake you up in the morning:

ofeoil:
My brother, Ndiigbo are very loving and friendly people. That is Y the yorubas rather die than stay on their own.

We dont hate anybody and vote according to conviction.

If Atiku is the best candidate, dont be surprised we will turn out in mass to vote for him against Okorocha.

As far as we are concerned they are both Northerners, we vote for the best Northerner.

@bolded

cosade:
Education is not limited to formal studies only, that is school learning. In addition, you learn by traveling, looking, smelling, feeling, and eating including eating new food. Ewedu is a vegetable, get yourself educated by reading the benefits of eating ewedu.

http://www.foodsng.com/ewedu-the-numerous-health-benefits-you-dont-know/

Always keep an open mind and be willing to learn as education is a life time business. Respect others culture, tradition, food and way of life.

i dont even care about ur link.....no be all those over-oiled food u guys prepare and call soup....i remember wen i came to Bodija in ibadan in 2014,i nearly vomited my intestine trying to explore your so-called ewedu...ewedu seems to me a purgative

cosade:
This has nothing to do with gender. As young as the new Ooni is, Baba Obasanjo prostrated for him even as the Ooni Elect. This is our tradition, we don't shake hands with our kings. When you go to Rome, you do as the Romans.

Learn to be civil and don't insult others tradition and culture.

so since she's in yoruba land she should follow u to eat poo(ewedu)

wao.....dullard(po)

amaraedec:
I really appreciate Bro, I have got a job. I don't want this to affect my carreer.

dude get a life....i personally no de pity u.....u prefer pussy pass ur life...just negodi.
affect your work ko,affect your balls ni

amaraedec:
I have not spoken to anyone about my ordeal but I sincerely hope your advice will go a long way towards healing me and restoring back my sanity.

I started dating this lady whom I still love so much February 2013, few months before I lost my mummy. I was so cautious of the affair at first, knowing that it was the first time I am getting so emotionally entangled to a lady, but after I lost my mum, I was so hurt and the fact that she was the only person very close to me then, I threw caution to the wind and fell helplessly in love with her, hoping that it would help alleviate the pains of losing My mum and praying deep inside my heart that the relationship will lead to marriage. It did to a reasonable extent alleviated the pains of losing my mum.

Even while I was in school, I gave her everything that I somehow lived in deprivation. Her friends were complaining to me that I spend a lot on her and it might backfire one day. I ignored their advice. I buy her handouts, clothes, Mobile gadgets and even give her certain amount of money on monthly basis to add up to her feeding money, I made sure she lived above her peers in school .

The whole problem started late 2014, when I was about leaving for my NYSC. she started acting quite strange, I respected her privacy that I don't even touch her phones, even though I give her the freedom to handle my phones and answer my calls. I noticed she wouldn't pick up her calls while with me. Like I said, I respected her privacy that I never gave so much thoughts into her actions, I loved and gave her my all believing that she will never cheat on me. Then on her birthday, I had got lots of surprising gifts for her and even arranged a little get together without her knowledge. To my greatest surprise, she surfaced at the venue of the party with the excuse that she was going on an errand for her parents. I handed over to her the gifts I got for her, she collected them and left the venue. Little did I know she had gone to see her erstwhile lover. Depression had started creeping in and I was losing my sanity apparently.

To cut the whole story short, when her girlfriend opened up to me that my girl was having affairs elsewhere, I never believed her at first, but after I confronted her, then I was looking so sick and pale, completely lost in thoughts and pains. She eventually opened up and was really sorry to the best of my knowledge . I couldn't help the pains, I. Started taking anti depressants, I have already vowed never to cheat in my life, knowing that prosperity has a way of rewarding Fidelity.

After I was mobilized for NYSC, I left for my Camp, but the ghost of a failed relationship was already hunting me, I had lost interest in living. Shortly after I returned back from my Orientation camp, everyone knew something was wrong with me, I only told them that it was the stress from Camp. Well, I was battered emotionally, that on 31st December 2014, I hit the rock button and decided to end my life and end the pains, I took insecticides and collection of anti depressants in over dose and battery acid, I cheated on death as I was in Coma for 4 days, I was referred to a psychologist for rehabilitation after I was discharged on the 12th of January 2015. I spent 6 months in rehabilitation Center here in Lagos State, where I was also serving then.

After the whole incident, I made up my mind to forgive her and give her a second chance since she was really sorry. The whole scenario started replaying itself, that she started acting strange again, already my friend had told me that she was seeing someone else. My family knew I was slipping into depression again and had wanted to fly me out of the country, but I was denied Visa when I least expected it. I had to leave Enugu for Lagos so as to keep away from her and the environment. but she still calls me on phone, saying that she still loves me, I truly love her so much. Am totally lost of words, lost of ideas. Am terrified to say the least. Am losing my sanity again. Please friends, depression is getting better of me at the moment.. I need a sincere advise

you dont need advise dude...u prefer pussy pass your life.....just look at yourself.
is obvious u are sick....!

seguno2:
Abeg, na who do you this thing?
Do you think that a Yoruba woman can shake hands with their Fulani emir anyhow since it is a different culture?
What happened to the saying that- When in Rome, do as the Romans do?

so since she's in yoruba land she should also follow u chop your shit(ie ewedu)

wowmenow:
Alafin will be on buhari watch list now just watch in the next few days efcc we go and arrest the oba and his children

Where are those prodigal children that are supporting this woman to insult fayose

She almost insult one of the biggest Yoruba King

she's not yoruba and therefore not obliged to follow your culture....

TippyTop:
This is what happens when one section of the country believe they own the country.
If she visits an Emir expect her to wait for hours before seeing the emir.
She can't try this in Edo, last woman who tried shaking the Oba's hand was made to suck a thousand blockus to atone for her oversight.
In the south west the Obas are fighting over themselves on who should lick Aisha's butt first.

trash culture....woman or man both are humans..backwardness