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Politics / Re: 10 Reasons Why Prophet T.b. Joshua's Guest House Collapsed by musaajebor(m): 10:53am On Sep 18, 2014
11.dat airplane is owned by rogue pastor orisa jefor
he used the plane to acquire bombs in south af then blew up the building in tb's compoubd
if u think its wrong go and find out how many southies died in that manouvre
Politics / Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by musaajebor(m): 11:06pm On Sep 17, 2014
tell em

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Politics / Re: CAN President, Oritsejafor, Admits Ownership Of Cash-stacked Jet Seized In S.Afr by musaajebor(m): 6:27pm On Sep 16, 2014
ehn

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Politics / Re: Indulgent And Entitled Lifestyle Of Rich Political Kids In Abuja by musaajebor(m): 10:42pm On Sep 13, 2014
fuckshit: It's still FÜCKING going on. It's every FÜCKING sunday evening now. In front of the Turkish hospital somewhere around Karimo

One could FÜCKING check them out tomorrow being sunday, that's if one FÜCKING cares to. It's one FÜCKING shït show grin grin
yeah fnckshit you fncking right

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Education / Re: Name The Most Dreaded Student/ Thug During Your Secondary School Days.... by musaajebor(m): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2014
clemmonce: to be continued
So one day on the assembly ground his name was called that he should come out. You have to see the way he was bouncing. He went out all the teacher were on standby he has so much humiliated them. he claimed the podium na so like 6 teachers gathered the guy forced him to lay on a table so they can flog him, as they were trying to hold the properly na so the guy slipped from them and ran away he jumped a one storey building because the podium in the school was the balcony of the first floor,of our senior school block na so this guy oooo enter bush you have to come and see the way students were hailing this guy. he became more popular. Part 2, The coming back of tupac. Gci ikorodu true story
bros u are a master storytellar
abeg give us d part 2 make d weekend edition end well
Politics / Re: Very Funny! by musaajebor(m): 7:10am On Sep 13, 2014
ritalori2: we'll go on and on! forum members have a right to air their ideas, the OWNER of the forum has the rules guiding on whose idea or opinion should be read! even blog/website owners pull out comments they don't want!
are u a learner
rita dont forget that this is a forum not a blog
Politics / Re: Why President Jonathan Couldn’t Avoid Modu Sheriff In Chad – Presidential Aide by musaajebor(m): 6:36am On Sep 13, 2014
in other words the presido could not resist the taming smile on ali modu sherrifs face

shidren what have u learnt from the story?

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Politics / Re: Sahara Reporter Website Under Attack by musaajebor(m): 6:27am On Sep 13, 2014
mikeson12:



U.SE.LESS ID.IOT....YOUR GRANDFATHER LEFT Y.AN.SH.
u must be mad
do you know who my gfada is?
wawa dan iska dan wofi
ur greatgrand mother leftbreast.
Politics / Re: Ebola Hits Liberia's Presidency by musaajebor(m): 6:17am On Sep 13, 2014
funshyboi: Me sef don dey feel stomach ache since yesterday,I dey fear o
chai d way body dey do me ehn ebe like sey na due to ageing or at worst case malaria.lol
Politics / Re: Ebola Hits Liberia's Presidency by musaajebor(m): 6:17am On Sep 13, 2014
funshyboi: Me sef don dey feel stomach ache since yesterday,I dey fear o
chai d way body dey do me ehn ebe like sey na due to ageing or at worst case malaria.
Politics / Re: What Will You Do Differently If You Are Mr. President? (A Question For Nigeians) by musaajebor(m): 6:07am On Sep 13, 2014
if i were d president of Nigeria i will make sure gej serves nothing less dan 10 years for setting the nation 6years aback and attempting to go for another four yrs.
infact jugde give him 18 yrs baskat
Religion / Re: Official Communication From The Synagogue by musaajebor(m): 5:54am On Sep 13, 2014
temi4fash: You don't need a prophet to tell you a building will collapse. Any structural defective building can or will collapse. You don't need to be a man of God to know that. If you don't have reasonable proof of why you think is fake I think you should find better things to do with your time.
i will like to learn something from u
seems u are a prof in theology or more like a structural engineer. please what is the duty of a prophet of God. is it to predict match result abi the death and illnesses of politicians or devastating events that will affect his congregation like this one. please tell me i will like to learn.

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Religion / Re: Official Communication From The Synagogue by musaajebor(m): 11:25pm On Sep 12, 2014
Chubhie: what made him fake?
his inability to prophesy d crumbling of his church building instead he was busy prophesying obamas health. how dat one take consine us abegg

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Politics / Re: Sahara Reporter Website Under Attack by musaajebor(m): 10:59pm On Sep 12, 2014
ebele don go hire indian and chinco hackers.
na dem also want run nairaland down
i wish him good luck on this his new chosen path
Politics / Re: Breaking: Nigerian Army Crushes Boko Haram Attack In Konduga by musaajebor(m): 10:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
nlanders don blacklist BBC reporters, and sahara reporters but with this news
lets wait and see.....
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Write Letter To Streets In Palmgroove (See Letter) by musaajebor(m): 2:07pm On Sep 12, 2014
they are only making their intentions known so by the time they "come" d residents must have provided their needs even if dey "come" when d residents least expect
Politics / Re: Obasanjo 64yrs Sister Gets Pregnant. by musaajebor(m): 10:22pm On Sep 03, 2014
Is she not supposed to be in menopause abi men nor pause?
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Ocean Discovered Towards The Earths Core by musaajebor(m): 6:20pm On Sep 03, 2014
funny thang is
this i not actually a new discovery
Nicola Tesla discovered it about a century ago. He proposed a hollow earth where water flows to the center of d earth (core) from the surface oceans and vice versa.
Politics / Re: Latest News:- Nigeria Army Recaptured Gwoza Town by musaajebor(m): 9:08pm On Aug 31, 2014
i pray o
Politics / Re: Shocking Video: Fully Armed Isreali Troops Fleeing From Hamas Militants by musaajebor(m): 5:03pm On Aug 31, 2014
komekn: The video is ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT and has no relationship with the assertion it proposes to support. i.e. that if IDF can retreat and run so also can NA soldiers, the video is a joke, it says nothing , proves nothing its just MISDIRECTION

The video is not even mildly indicative of the initial proposition.

What it does show is the INCREDIBLE RESTRAINT of the soldiers of the IDF, soldiers with assault rifles running from stone throwing protesters, if that was 9ja, Che, Chei you know what will happen no NA soldier will run from stone it will be a BLOODBATH
abeg tell dem o
it seems dey dont know
tactical retreat ko technical knockout ni
Music/Radio / Re: Which Is Your Favourite 2face Song? by musaajebor(m): 3:57pm On Aug 31, 2014
Valeree: The one with the Indian voice...very melodious.
ie spiritual healing
my best too

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Is Your Favourite 2face Song? by musaajebor(m): 3:55pm On Aug 31, 2014
spiritual healing
casted:


spiritual heealing
spiritual healing
Music/Radio / Re: Which Is Your Favourite 2face Song? by musaajebor(m): 3:54pm On Aug 31, 2014
spiritual healing

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Politics / Re: New Indian Prime Minister Pulling Nigerian Boys Ears by musaajebor(m): 10:11am On Aug 31, 2014
PAGAN9JA:

cant you recognize your own countryman? chai!

kontryboi u mean to say

aswwear dat boi na naijaboi , c him nose

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Politics / Re: Achievements Of The National Conference by musaajebor(m): 10:03am On Aug 31, 2014
Mtoluwase:

Ideologically Nigeria might be going back because a step forward and 3 steps backwards isn't development but in the rare sense Nigeria is progressing .

Questions for the gods : is Nigeria a country or geographical expression ?

i totally agree with this ideology of yours


answer from amadioha : nigeria was supposed to be a federation

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Politics / Re: Achievements Of The National Conference by musaajebor(m): 8:40am On Aug 31, 2014
eunisam: Nigeria ain't going back.
haba, na fight?
every one is entitled to his opinions naw.
Politics / Re: Shocking Video: Fully Armed Isreali Troops Fleeing From Hamas Militants by musaajebor(m): 1:40am On Aug 31, 2014
M0GIDI:

Why don't you join the army, I would gladly pay your training fees.

P:S
If you really want to showcase your prowess I'd happily send you a map of Sambisa.
i rather join da winning side than your fellow losers

loser
Politics / Re: Achievements Of The National Conference by musaajebor(m): 1:35am On Aug 31, 2014
ok another national conference
next should be amnesty and then peace and reconciliation commission
Nigeria going backwards since 1914
Politics / Re: Shocking Video: Fully Armed Isreali Troops Fleeing From Hamas Militants by musaajebor(m): 1:26pm On Aug 30, 2014
so the op is making an attempt to defend the cowardly retreat of the jtf. lemme tell u something u dont know

the media including sahara reporters will continue to criticise NA if the army continues to relinquish our state owned military hardware and ammunitions to the militants.

abi u no watch the SR video clip finish?

Now, coming to ur supposedly isreali palestine tactical retreat
send me d clip before i comment but the fact remains the jtf did not withdraw tactically , they withdrew cowardly.
gbam
Politics / Re: Gbenga Makanjuola Delivers Casssva Processing Plant by musaajebor(m): 11:43am On Aug 29, 2014
op abeg share pictures of the cassava proccessing plant for us to verify the authenticity of this sourceless report.
Phones / Re: Android Devices Software Related Problems Solved Here: Ask Your Questions by musaajebor(m): 11:12am On Aug 27, 2014
Burger01:
Her device is fake Android device grin
na chinko smiley
Burger01:
Her device is fake Android device grin
na chinko
Education / Re: Before All Our Children Become Entertainers by musaajebor(m): 10:31am On Aug 27, 2014
Nayoanalytical: Correct write-up
MizMyColi: True, That.
RuffRhyder:
Just wanna say a very big thank you to the writer.
zemaye: Op you are spot on God help us o
RuffRhyder:
Just wanna say a very big thank you to the writer.
No be d op be the writer
nlanders no get sense aswear

the write up was culled from punchonline.com

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