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I came across dis message and see it worthy of sharing.

1. Never wake up early.
Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money.
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money.
How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated".
How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home based production? That's for people who never went to school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital.
How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness.
Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer products on
credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure you are wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday.
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent.
They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way. They will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age.

Feel free to add urs

He who have hears should listen... stop patronizing quack

Beautiful

I got a call to come and pick up my appointment letter after 6 months of interview, I just ignored dem cos I have moved on after 3months of nothing from dem.
So 2 weeks na beans o

Hmmm

D man was never a muslim from his testimonies

[quote author=ckmayoca post=42758792]Everytime they say reduction in price, on gettng to the seller it remains the normal price so what is really happening? Currently I think it's 1300 or 1400 not 1800.[/quoso

The question is "who is fooling who?"

There is going to be test/interview but don't know how it is gonna look like for someone to know wat to prepare for
Pls MOD uboma, help move dis to front page, d subject matter is stil trending so as to get more useful contribution

New lastma pple in town, essence of more lastma recruitment

Abujabir24:
Some are already spewing the trash. I really don't understand what I wrong with non Muslims. You'll never see a Muslim posting in a Christianity thread except if the thread involves Islam which is when they'll do it intelligently. But in the contrary, non Muslims are always looking for trouble in Islamic threads.

That's their headache brother

Kudos to d religion section moderator who strategically disallowed non believers to comment on such tread like dis.

If not, dey would have entered and spewed out their trashes

Transport business, e-commerce, any form of farming are gud to go with

crazymom:
As GL7 applicants received message for their interview and if yes, will there still interview invites

Those pple u saw on d pic were GL7 invited wit text message and if there will still be interview invites.....i think yes cos I believe there are stil bsc and ond applicant

ENIMONEY:
Fellow joblanders I got a job!!!!
HOW? No answer
WHERE? No answer
WHICH COY?? Blank
Do you guys feel we will steal the jobs from you or what? What is the essence of a testimony that does not have a lesson inside? So others can learn and use it. Stingy mentality and self centeredness of Nigerians!! God help us.

a liar would always be a liar, lets assume d OP is a liar and still provided answers to all d questions. it stil doesnt change d fact dat whether truely he got d job or not.

congratulate such OP or no comment

crazymom:
Please D picture u showed, is it for those called for the interview or did they pasted a list at D Secretariat N for Gl7 , do u have any information??

yes those called for the interview and no list pasted

specie1980:
Please kindly clarify, is it interview or just checking of credentials?

Checking of credentials, majorly original certs

[quote author=Moneyweborn post=42588893][/quote]Can't say exactly, but soon I think

To d bsc applicants, watch out for d interview message, today is basically for hnd applicants......never loose hope and keep praying u get text message.

Same to ond applicants

politifact:
is it for bsc,hnd,nd or ssce?tnx

There are stil other openings there wit their relevant qualifications. Just check thier website jobs.lagosstate.gov.ng

Dat post is for bsc and hnd

danielganjo:
Pls,what post did u apply for and is d message sent to u via email or sms?

Traffic officer and via sms

i got same also, anybody wit idea of how its gonna be like? is it going to be written exam, oral interview or both. anybody wit useful answer should help pls in order to know how to prepare.

[quote author=Pamelayoung post=42444950]If women are confused then men are the most confused shikena![/quote

Sorry if u belong to d feminine gender, dat is just d absolute truth

I have carefully observed dat 70% out of 100% of d thread in romance section were posted by ladies, secondly, ladies contributed more and very active on romance section dan any other section, as a matter of fact, u hardly find their thread/comment in some other section.

My question is does it mean dat ladies are more romantic dan guys? Or dey just decided to stay-off the d other thread?

Women are just confused in nature, dis discussion ensued between a father and his son who intend to get married

B

Summon ur courage and u will get gud response, afteral dey won't want to embarass demselves

So natural