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Jazakumullah khair

Jazakumullah khair

This vehicle was stolen from Baybridge area of Yenagoa in Bayelsa State in the early hour of today, please if you have any info about the car where about, do kindly call this line: 08035823183 or contact any nearest police station.
The Vehicle Reg. No.: YEN477- FK

No record of him ever dumping any party or disloyal to this boss, reason Amechi want him at all cost. More so, the piece is to encourage upcoming politicians

Exactly, T.O. learnt he usually create hold up for hours then, he'll pack his entourage in the middle of the road to buy something in supermarket or when greeting something. No one question him, but now he's humble than fowl in water

Exactly, T.O. learnt he usually create hold up for hours then, he'll pack his entourage in the middle of the road to buy something in supermarket or when greeting something. No one question him

Massive looting of shared fund of the masses is not a guarantee to evergreen riches, this is evidence in the man who celebrated 1billion naira during the reign of late Alamesiegha a.k.a ALAMCO.
I was a batch A corper between 2004/2005, leaving with my uncle in Kpansia area of Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. He told me to dress up for a club, that a cousin of the the governor is celebrating 1billion. I was confused initially, but my brother, it was a reality when I got there and saw some of our hot corper babes in club arena, behold! The celebration was that the guy had hit is first 1billion naira.
Those who are familiar with Bayelsa State know who slapped GEJ when he was the deputy governor, who later ran to S.A when ALAMCO was impeached.
Recently, I escorted a friend to his house in Amassoma close to NDU (NigerDelta University), take it or leave, the guy is broke. When I got to Yenagoa and was trying to talk about it with my uncle's friends in where we're relaxing, a guy just asked me to forget the talk, saying he quite recently borrowed 10k to fuel his car.

Marvellous! Marvellous!!, what exactly is the value of 1billion in 2004 and how did he spend the money?

Opinion of scholars varied on when to start Qsr and number of days to maintain it. Imam annafi starts his Qsr the moment he steps out for the journey, while imam malic wait until he covered about 70km and some do Qsr till they returned while some stop after some days. You can choose either, Allahu ya'allam

"Your call came in when am just in"

Na watin dey fit afford b dat oooo

Independent marketers are the major cause of price hike, because Yenagoa is an isolated environment anything goes
As for electricity, I reserve my comment

Adeboye from head to toe is a scam, father of all thieves

The Chairman,
EFCC,
Abuja,
F.C.T,
12/01/2016

Dear Sir,
We the youths of Nigeria commend your audacity to fight corruption, we sincerely wish you and your team success.
We understand that Mr. Metuh has refused to eat food offered him by EFCC, we want to know if this is the truth and if yes, DOES HE TAKE WATER or ANY FORM OF DRINK
Thank you sir

Is Metuh taking water? If yes, he never start

Set the phone to backup all messages to your email without her knowing, all her messages whether deleted will appear in your mail box and she can be trapped red handed
Go whatapp setting u'll get it there, sorry bro

For instance you earn 240k, frankly and speaking from experience this is how the cash goes for normal spender:
Accommodation = 300k = 25k/month
Clothes/Shoes = 30k/month
Feeding = (1.5k/day) = 45k/month
Fueling of gen n car/maintenance = 30k/month
Owanbe/Call/Miscellaneous = 40k/month
If 170 - 200k is gone for above perceived normal life of average so called Banker, then guess what goes for saving if the bank takes repayment for car or appliances acquired for the Mr. Banker

Permit to add that it takes the grace of God for a banking staff to live a normal life or live within his/her means. The reason is not far fetch as the suits,shoes, jewellery dealer or even olosho his/she ready to allow you pay on the MD's monthly birthday.
I can categorically say it that, most staff of bank are perpetual debtors to the bank and the Bank's customers.

Questions not doctored as experienced in the previous government.
Ask me question, the ones I can answer well, I do

When a man become friend with lie, he doesn't know when/where/how he tells it any more. The funny thing about these so called men of God is that everyone seems to believe them in the name of religion, even when the lies is glaring.
"On my way to Ilesha for crusade, when I got to Ife where i saw a lady standing by her car, I told my drivers to stop whether we can help. When I asked what was wrong, she said of just leaving hospital after a Doctor told her that the baby boy in her womb is dead, she already has two girls, waiting for the only boy who was just been confirmed dead. I touch the tommy and the baby came alive immediately"-Adeboye, Ogun Christmas Carol, 22 of December, 2015.
Analysing the falsehood:
Ife never on the road to Ilesha, when coming from Lagos or Ibadan. That's na iron'la, u go only see the junction with no single building around
The woman driving to where, which must have led her to osogbo or Ilesha........... some ode go say spirit led her
A woman who just lost baby in her womb, standing by the road side? abah!!! To seek medical attention or commit suicide. ?..
These guys are so much close to lies that they don't choose it again, they just say whatever and the gullible followers will depend/justify it with the last drop of blood in their bodies
Just one out of many that I picked tonight in less than 30mins, that's why Tunde Bakare remain different. Redeem guys, how do u cope with this man

This life is very terrible, deceitful and irrational. You lost past,present and future friendship due this unpredictable and inexplicable illness called seizure, it's just nonsensical, "absurdical" and infact worthless to value this transitory path one bit.
Many would have gone far, but get held back due to this type of sickness. Anyway where are we going to since everyone will surely part this worthless life some day.
I feel deeply pained each time I visit village and see my childhood friend, Alhassan who's still alive with fresh wounds on his face.
My mother stopped me from going to their house when I was little, he lost the closeness of us at tender age and also his only adult female friend, one of the daughters of our former President who never knew he had it ab initio
Guys enjoy yourself, but never wish even your enemy a devastating thing like seizure

Suleiman is neither a pastor nor a prophet, he was a frustrated corper which after service year in Portharcourt couldn't secure a job then was advised on easy way of making money: "convert to christian and be a pastor since you are eloquent "
Inside him, he knows how fake he is

Over 100 Staff of Fidelity Bank were shown way out on Friday, most affected are Direct Sales Agents (DSAs) and Retail Sales Executives (RSEs) it was a serious harvest of sacking.
Some many individuals are not expecting it at all since the next appraisal period is expected to be January. I live everything in the hands of God, the REDEEMER.
No severance, Christmas gift or even the mid the month salary