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here, e'one seems to have reached a consensus that the poster is a MUMU

no

u?

trendy

se na this girl u dey talk?

emergency

after u

What is it like from the male folk?

They don’t bug me. I can still walk on the street without people knowing who I am so that’s a good thing. I don’t get too many people disturbing me or bugging my phone. (_{abi u no fine reach?})

What is fashion like for you?

So long as it looks good, I’ll wear it. I have my own style, I don’t wear things because people are wearing it. I just do what I want to do. I don’t believe in dressing inappropriately because you want to get attention. I believe in dressing according to how you feel. If you feel sexy, you want to wear something sexy, fine, but you don’t have to look indecent.

I can see you are not against showing off your cleavage?
Don’t expose too much, but look good (_{2 mouthed naija, just like tey 'll tell u not to steal money, but u can steal SMALL} )

nwa pawpaw mennnn, YO!

here she is:

mukina2

and those sporting mad pepps

yesNO


are u lovemajek resurrected

DATE


JAYZ

u don start again ;d ;d

HEREZ SOMETHIN I THOT U SHOULD READ;



In years to come, our grandchildren will climb onto our knees and say, 'What did you do during the Great Premier League Goal Drought of 2007, grandpa?'

And, pausing only to unwrap a Werther's Original and adjust the orthopaedic cushion behind our neck, we'll say, 'Well, it's a long, long story, my little fellow. But I guess the short answer is: I survived.'

And, at this, a knot of concern will appear on those children's innocent faces and they will say, 'Was it terribly hard, grandpa?'

And we'll say, 'It was, little one. It was really hard.'

And then their expression will switch to one of eager anticipation, and they'll say, 'Tell me again how it all happened, grandpa.'

And, pausing only to unwrap a Werther's Original (forgetting that we've already done that), we'll begin.

'You know, Chelsea back in those days was a very different place from the way it is now. Why, back in 2007, we hadn't even won the Champions League once.'

'Not once, grandpa?'

'Not once.'

'But now we win it every year!'

'I know, little one. Hard to imagine, isn't it? But that's just how it was in those days. We had to be content with winning the league a couple of times, picking up the FA Cup every now and again and lifting the Carling pretty much every year. We were poor, I guess you would say. But we were happy. Well, most of us were, anyway.'

'But the Great Goal Drought, grandpa: I want to hear about the Great Goal Drought.'

'I'm getting to that, little one. Now, I guess none of us saw the Great Goal Drought of 2007 coming. If we had, we might have pinged a few more in against Birmingham on the season's opening day, just to have some goal salted away. As it was, the drought kind of ambushed us. We were goalless away at Villa, then at home to Blackburn, then away to Manchester United, and then, unthinkably, at home to Fulham. Suddenly, there were clean sheets here, clean sheets, there - everywhere you looked, clean sheets. Nearly seven hours it went on for. Seven hours!'

'Were you frightened, grandpa?'

'No, I wasn't. Frustrated, yes. Frightened, no. Shall I tell you why? Because I saw the number of chances we had against Fulham. Almost one a minute in the second half. Also, don't forget, in the middle of this, we smacked four past Hull in the Carling. We knew, deep in our hearts, that it would all be over by Christmas, if not sooner.'

'Why did it have to happen?'

'Sometimes the affairs of men are mysterious. But I think it's pretty clear on this occasion that the injury to Frank Lampard had something to do with it. Certainly the drought started when he went out and it ended when he came back. That's just how influential he was in those days. 20 goals a season from midfield, year after year after year. Yet, do you know, some numb-brains thought he shouldn't be picked for England? Couldn't play alongside Steven Gerrard, they said. 'Why not?' I always said. But fine: if you really feel you have to leave out one of them, then drop the perpetual underachiever, Gerrard. It was hardly rocket science.'

'Who's Steven Gerrard, grandpa?'

'Exactly.'

'And finally the drought ended.'

'It did - up at Bolton, where so many good things seemed to happen to us in those days. Salamon Kalou, latched onto one, the heavens opened, and the Great Goal Drought of 2007 was over. People cheered and ran out onto the streets and embraced complete strangers, as I remember.'

'Grandpa, do you think I will ever have to live through a Great Goal Drought?'

'Well, football's a funny game. But I don't think you need to worry your little head about such things at the moment, little one.'

'Can I have one of your Werther's Originals?'

'No, you can't. Now, run along and play.'

NO WHY

U?

Mustay:
OLODO!!

You CAnT KNOW ANYTHING

MODIFIED

I'VE USED MA INSTINCTS

cant believe tommy doesn't know i think ahead

sept 30 ad oct 1

what differnce?

no  I can spoil yinglish

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tell her i miss nellas presence

under my umbrNElla

nella



nella
eh eh eh

under my umbrNElla

nella

nella

eh eh eh

eh eh

I just love Muritala Mohammed's accent!

Can anyone upload any of his 'FELLOW NIGERIANS' speech?

these educated hausas can speak english wellu wellu o!

am i permutating?

UNLIKE MISH, THE NAME honerico1 makes me think yo FEMALE!

DICH

LUDA

- 100 COS THINK U R WRONG AM WRONG

OLODO!!

U CAT KNOW ANYTHING

and thatz anda thing about me. . .

[size=78pt]I HATE DRUGS[/size]

I CAN ONLY MANAGE CAPSULES. . .SO, ANYTIME I'VE ANY PROBLEM, I JUST SLEEP AND WHEN I WAKE UP, ITZ ALL HISTORY!!!

tommyex:
Mustay how did it hook u down?as in illness?

Oga, 've had several hook ups b this particular one scared me 2 death!!!

I couldn't bend down at all cos ma stomach was fighting a civil war. I was useless and had to sleep b4 it cld go

harmful

[size=28pt]I shave[/size] every FRIDAY morning (yipee! thatz 2morrow)


if i 4get I'll shave it anytime of the day on SUnday


and if am so careless to forget on sunday too, [color=Black] I'll quicly do it on MONDAY morning[/color]

what year did he say tht uhm?


if he likes, he should organize a press conference at UN hq to say it, that one no concern me cos hez now an EX!

better yarn: TEN CATE don come!


TEN CATE ARRIVES

Chelsea Football Club can confirm that Henk ten Cate has joined as assistant first team coach and we would like to welcome him to the club.

The post JM era has officially commenced with the arrival of 'fine boi' CATE

ditch

tina turner