₦airaland Forum

avasweet:
Lol.....am way above dat dude

Lols.. How are u doing .. Can we be fwends

SmartMugu:
Lol. Now I'm more confused. Google returns too many details of that name. What's her last name?

Smartmugu ejiofor linda

adonbilivit:
para mode abi? no beef

I no dey beef you... I dey fish u

lufemos:
It seems we have the same thing in common sir, pls tell them to increase corper's allawee asap, pop approaching.

Ayo swit its mustiiz let's talk better on bbm cos nairaland its nt meant for mature minds like us .. Nd I bet u its all abt me nd u.. Wa pariwo oshey... Dts my pin 29B63402 cos u mite nt wanna post urs.. Halla

AyoWetPussy:

i lost the password to my email,
pm my other account: the name is ayoswit. see ya

Lols funny u.. Hope u don't mind if we hook up on bbm nd get to chat better nairaland aint a place for mature minds like uss.. Can u plss add me up so we can chat better 29B63402. . Or u can send me urs if u dnt mind thanks soo much.. Lolss u have a funny name AYOwetPuSSy

freecocoa:
Kai! Bhet why are many Nigerians like this? See how everyone has concluded she's proud, even when she is clearly very humble about the thing. Una just like to see negativity in everything.

Cocoa my fwend abeg u don help me see kofo.. Cos I wan gve her my cocoa to go sell for me at freecocoas's place

AyoWetPussy:
Waoh. My great son is a year old today. Pls nairalanders show him love with some likes.

Plss its ur pussy stiLl wet wanna lick it all .. Waoo ur son its even a bastard u can have one for me bt mind u mine will be a responsible one cos I dnt joke with my kids

adonbilivit:
Olamide is also APC kinda, but he is the hottest In d country right now

Wts dis one sayin.. Olamide is APC did u see him campaigning for a post or was given one.. Bcs he sang campaign song.. Abeg if u have notin to say take pretin nd doze off rada rada oshiii

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I just don't know how people have sex till they die. Does it mean they don't know their limit? I still don't get it. Not as if he was raped by a group of girls. I still dey wonder.

Lolss u really funny.. Can we chat on bbm plss if u dnt mind at least having a first nd funny nairalander as a fwend plsss.. Can u add me up plss 29B63402 . If u won't wanna post urs.. Thanks

IyawoDoctor:
I'm fine

If u don't mind can we talk better on bbm plss or whatsapp.. Plsss dnt say no

IyawoDoctor:
And you believe that BS about spending 75% of his allawee as Corper? So how did he survive biko nu? How much is allawee sef.

Abi faa.. U dey mind am.. Him eye don c wetin him wan see... Iyawo doctor how u doing today

MISSCONGENIALITY:
So he was killed by sex? Sex you are a murderer.

No.. Sex you are a father-rer

Holuwakemmy16:
Am sure d man will be married man,instead of him to stick with his wife V is lookin for fresh V and d fresh V has lead him to death,see gobe

Wen d gal con like d man fresh d.. Nko

ijay194:
Serves him right

Haa kilode we're u guys fighting before

onenaira3:
May thunder fire you for thinking I'm from that savage tribe called yoloba. May thunder fire you

Plsss no make me laf jawey .. Why u con open all ur mouth on thunder fire u . Thunder fire u ,, nd ilorin wey I dey sun just dey shine rain no fall nt to talk of thunder.. Plss if u have notin to say take pretin nd doze off.. Peace

Luyeanka:
Men should be proud of marathon sex if there's a national award for it.

Abi... Shud we go on one so we can be given an award

prettythicksme:
I dont do bbm!only nl.

Haaaa.. Are u serious .. No whatsapp no bbmm.. Dts bad just tell me u dnt wanna .. Cos dt lie is expensive.. How much did u buy it

prettythicksme:
lol,i am pretty prettythicksme!

Nice name plss can u do me a favour wuld be rily happy wuld love to chat nd knw u much better plss can we chat better on bbm plss.. 29B63402. . I dnt want u to paste urs so nairalanders won't come between us.. Winkss wuld be happy seein ur requset

prettythicksme:
gay alert!

Haa if I show u wetin dey down here u go knw say I no dey waste am on top gays na for confirm damsels like uu.. Anyways am Mustiiz Mustapha nd u

quiinnBee:
your bee ?

Lols its dat nt ur name quinbee.. Ow u doing tuday

horluwakemmy:
take heart pls just leave her she did her wish bt not God wish so take heart.sum gals sha an adage say ppls wei get cap no get head

Na confirm yoruba gal u be ooo... U don hear dis one too say person wey get cap na okada seat he resemble

ATMC:
I understand the girl. Guy pls move on and make her see you have moved on. That way she will feel relieved and forgiven. #unalloyedadvice

Haaa ATMC my good fwend.. How r u

quiinnBee:
Hello

Quinnbee my bee..... How are u

Ojemedad:
Don't know where to classify you

He is mumuish.. Nd odeish

avasweet:
Yes nah...imagine I get a man who agrees to no marriage no sex objectives and he spend dis much on me, my dear WTF do I want again....plus the fact he helps to control our degree during rromance, mehhnnn....some lady sha...smh

Hmmm dts wat dey will alwys say.. Am sure d gal said d same tin.. Gals kaiiiiiii... Devil better dem

avasweet:
Wow ......I don't knw wat to say....am so so soooorrry...

Lolsss.. Are u the 18 yrs gal in question.. Tell me I won't tell d guy it will be a secret betwin us

PunkyVeer:
lmfao @ spending 75 percent of your wages on her. Smdh

Abi d guy no too well.. On top ladies of now adays..

macroscopic:
Pls Nairalanders help!!

I met this beautiful damsel while serving(NYSC) in Imo State in 2013. She accepted to date me on one condition (NO SEX before marriage). I gladly accepted. Our love was a major gist in town because she is a beauty queen. I so much loved her with all my heart..She was a virgin and I so much respected her for that...I spent 75% of my allowee on her in addition with my personal savings...

On several ocassions, she lost control of herself during romance but as a gentleman, I kept my promise by not harvesting the forbidden fruit.. Her love for me grew stronger because of my self control. After NYSC, I relocated to Lagos in search of greener pasture. Things got tougher because jobs were extremely scarce. Still,I struggled to send her some money through her father's first bank account (she was 18yrs then).

Once in a month, I travelled from Lagos to Owerri just to see her....Our love was so strong..But since inception of this year, things got pretty bad that I could not meet up with my routine travels to see her. After 3yrs, I got a job few days ago in an oil company and I was so enthusiastic to relay the good news to her....But to my greatest shock ever...She sent me an apology sms that she will be getting married next week...I was preparing for sunday service but the news automatically made me fell asleep. I just woke up and feeling abnormal...She is calling but I can't imagine myself taking the calls...Pls I need your pool of unalloyed advice...

Pls save a soul today and God will bless you..Thanks

Lwkmmmdd.. So u fell asleep dnt u knw dts ow ladies are.. Wats even paining is d money u wasted as I am now I deal with suger mummy