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OgologoDimkpa:
Nwamkpi !!!

I no kno am...where e dey?

iwezor1:
Did they give God thanks today in church?

Jesus neva go church

jeeqaa7:
How much is your dowry combined? Since una be lucky sisters. I wanna marry all three so I can be a 3 star general..





This coment doesn't make sense to me but I know some pple would still understand ... Incase it make sense to you .. Please explain to others what I am trying to say

Not Good bro...not Good.

There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY. If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP. If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt. If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain. If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL!

There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY. If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP. If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt. If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain. If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL!

There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY. If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP. If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt. If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain. If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL!

There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY. If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP. If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt. If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain. If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL!

And she's a Muslim for that matter, but since this is something of good nature n not terror like no one seems to notice... hipos

sonOfLucifer:
Nobody answers prayers. Stop talking to yourself.

Including d Lucifer? ur papa

Did Jesus say make you go church? was he in any church? I think u cn pray for guidance anyways

sherifatmohd:
APC WITCHCRAFT BROOM CARRYING PARTY


The Schizophrenic demented sick Pa Buhari is a terrorist, deranged old brainless super clueless bastard
Apc is boko haram
Thiefnu.bu is a pedophile drug dealer and a cocain sniffer property seized in the usa for his drug deals.

Buhari can only be president in sambisa and shekau would hand over to him with his forged result.

Osinbajo is fake and a loafer

Amechi and Fashola are errand boys

Ambode new recruit errand boy

U no de tire wit dis ir copy n paste ne?
who sent u?

bright007:
Pls after explaining the links with JEGA, they should tell that chief herdsman to show us his certificate







fresh air everywhere.....GEJ till 2019

You finish charging ya fon wit generator? who assigned d jega in d first place?

Since I dunno wat it means, I will. hell evn if I kno, can anybody tel me wat it means? mm

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY.
Stupidity is when:
1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for a job for over 3years and still chant "Gej till 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?.
2) You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ till 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT?
3) You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to acknowledge the fact that you have been cheated. OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELLS PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE
4) You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of at least #155 per dollar yet you are a Jonathania.
IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR
5) You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for an immigration job let alone account for missing $20B. DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB?
6) You go to church, bus station, mosque, school and BH terrorizes you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ till 2019 .ARE YOU ON DRUGS or YOU ARE JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID?

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY.
Stupidity is when:
1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for a job for over 3years and still chant "Gej till 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?.
2) You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ till 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT?
3) You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to acknowledge the fact that you have been cheated. OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELLS PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE
4) You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of at least #155 per dollar yet you are a Jonathania.
IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR
5) You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for an immigration job let alone account for missing $20B. DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB?
6) You go to church, bus station, mosque, school and BH terrorizes you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ till 2019 .ARE YOU ON DRUGS or YOU ARE JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID?

DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY.
Stupidity is when:
1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for a job for over 3years and still chant "Gej till 2019" ARE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?.
2) You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ till 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT?
3) You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to acknowledge the fact that you have been cheated. OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELLS PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE
4) You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of at least #155 per dollar yet you are a Jonathania.
IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR
5) You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for an immigration job let alone account for missing $20B. DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB?
6) You go to church, bus station, mosque, school and BH terrorizes you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ till 2019 .ARE YOU ON DRUGS or YOU ARE JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID?

maxdozie:
APC..
party of lies.

Hmmm
Hmmm
Hmmm

anwo247:
Converted, baptized with water and Holy Ghost indeed!

#NEVERAGAIN

#WEWANTCHANGE AND IT'S CONSTANT, WHETHER NA HOLY GHOST OR FIRE ALL JOIN

234GT:
That does not translate to Buhari solving Nigeria's problems!
Buhari cannot improve the power situation in the country. He cannot improve the economy! Why? The people around him are kleptomanics!
Everybody knows this, so let's stop deceiving ourselves with the word 'change'.

We Want Changes o, this current one cannot too, even babies need diapers changed

slimmy05:
do you have to shove it down our throat?

To whom it may concern...as they say

The people criticizing GMB are living in the past. The Man says he is now a converted democrat, I believe hm

The people criticizing GMB are living in the past. The Man says he is now a converted democrat, I believe him

The people criticizing GMB are living in the past. The Man says he is now a converted democrat, I believe him

Wow

Hmmm..make I reserve my truth

SaiBuharii:
Will Shekau be a VIP?

if Allah guides him

Ruffish

Taylor86:
buhari boys never get tired, one day God will bomb buhari and family

U mean the Nigerian god as they say he is jesus? that, he has tried n failed... this is Jonathan working believe or not

Pres. Jonathan has exactly 92 days left in office. Wearing military uniform will not erase the picture of a man who doesn’t give a damn.

abuchilag:
I was moved to tears when I saw the joy and happiness on the faces of our gallant soldiers when President Goodluck Jonathan paid them a visit. He told them that "NEVER AGAIN" will any part of the country fall into the hands of the insurgents.

The excited and motivated soldiers started chanting "NEVER AGAIN...NEVER AGAIN" I was equally impressed the way and manner the soldiers were shaking and hailing the Chief of Army Staff- General Minimah. The president also announced immediate promotion for all the soldiers that are taking part in the battle and a post humous promotion to the fallen soldiers.

It is quite obvious that our military is battle ready and equal to the task.
God bless Nigeria!

Pres. Jonathan has exactly 92 days left in office. Wearing military uniform will not erase the picture of a man who doesn’t give a damn.