₦airaland Forum

KashyBaby:
When we're talking about sex..there's nothing unusual about it...
Sex is Sex and that's it..u cum, she cum and so what?

*sipping my Pepsi and staring at the picture*

Anyways....

Onyochejohn:
wht is this one saying?

en self fit be dullard o! trying to claim a lost glory which he cannot even explain.

SultanOfBrunei:
1st of all, I bet my May salary on the names...
let me go and read the article now...

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finished reading the first paragraph, seems there's going to be a winner ... ok, I add N1,500 MTN recharge card to my bet.
.......continues reading ......................

GBAGAAAM!!!

A friend wrote this:

If you've been following what has been happening in Nigeria since 1960, you don't need to be told that 65% of Nigerians are MAD. The cause I don't know but Some proof are:

1)Will a normal Nigerian be supporting a former president even with the overwhelming evidence of corruption leveled against him? MADNESS.

2) Can a normal Senate President be going to the same court with the same case repeatedly in order to delay a corruption case leveled against him? MADNESS.

3)Will a normal human being set his landlady and others ablaze simply because she prevented her daughter from dating him? MADNESS.

4)Will a normal marketer mix kerosene with aviation fuel in order to make huge profit not minding the repercussions? MADNESS.

5)How can a former Head of State embezzle over N500 billion and at the age of over 60? Where's he taking the money to? MADNESS.

6)How can someone say he want his people to secede from a Nigeria and install a radio transmitter on an MTN mast and call it Biafra radio? MADNESS.

7)How can a Military General, that swore to uphold the unity of his Country, start a secession war but later ran away from the battle front, still come back to the country he once said he want his people to secede from and contest for President? MADNESS.

8. Can a normal person go to the fuel station unclad just because he wants to buy fuel and some mad people still stand behind him at the filling station instead of running for their lives. I wonder what the story could have been if the guy was with a lighter. MADNESS.

9) Can a normal father rape his daughter? MADNESS.

10) Can a normal Minister of finance approve bail out fund without asking for some austerity measures and hoping the states won't ask for more? MADNESS.

11) Can a normal State Governor conduct an irrelevant LG election at the cost of over N6 billion but the same Governor can't pay workers over 4 months salary? MADNESS.

12) Can a normal President of a country say stealing is not corruption? MADNESS.

13) A certain State Governor couldn't pay salaries of the State's workers for over 5 months but was quick to award a N6 billion contract for the building of a fly over where there's no any traffic jam. MADNESS.

14) How can a normal religious group attempt to stop a convoy of an army Chief with ordinary stick? MADNESS.

15)How can a dreaded group say Western education is a sin and still use camera to shoot their videos and use AK 47 riffles as their favorite weapon of choice? MADNESS.

16) Can a normal group of people say they are fighting for their people because oil Companies degrade their environment, by blowing up pipeline to degrade same environment? MADNESS.

17) Where on earth will a Policeman use live bullets on peaceful protesters and still say 'police is your friend'? MADNESS.

18) Where on earth will a normal driver overtake on a sharp bend/corner and probably making calls on his phone? MADNESS.

19) How can over 100 lawyers and 24 SAN accompany their colleague who is charged to Court with bribery allegation? MADNESS.

20. How can over 80 SAN storm a Court in defense of a Senate President accused of stealing, abuse and mismanagement of office? MADNESS.

21) Can a normal Customs Authority destroy seized rice, turkey, cooking oil, clothing whereas our IDPS , motherless babies, poor and hungry Nigerians are in abundance? MADNESS.

ruggedboy01:
Lies from the pit of hell

https://thisafricanlife./2011/12/13/a-looooong-overdue-update-sort-of/meskal-cattle-slaughter/

People can lie...

The flexibility of the work itself,as well as the pay.

Naijacitizen:
Mutuwa, can you see this blatant lie against your state?

With 21st century media hype,I rarely belive in all this lies,up and till 2019 comes and see who steers the ship.For now,anyone can hold his/her presumptions and thoughts.

My state ,kaduna is really doing good for now.we are still waiting to see how mallam nasiru will navigate the ship.

layla129:
Yes, we lie too. The men are not guilty of this alone.

1. Lend me some money. I promise to pay back.
What you don't know is that a woman you're intimate with, will never repay a loan. Hasn't she been taking care of your "NEEDS"diligently? Hasn't she been giving you full VIP access to her heaven for free? Hasn't she withstood your morning breath for months? You're ungrateful!

2. I'm stranded. Please, send me little cash.
Well, this might be a genuine call for help. Other times however, they are probably just fine and looking for easy cash. That Michael Kors handbag won't buy itself.

3. I'm pregnant. We can't keep it, we are not ready.
In your early twenties, you can't risk having a baby mama. Lord knows your job is barely enough to sustain you. The girl knows that. She preys on your worst fears.

4. I just saw a very nice dress, i have paid half for it but i don't have the other half.
Baby, i just saw this little black dress, its so cute and i can't wait to wear it for you but i don't have enough cash. Its only 20k, can you help me raise the rest?
You send her 10k. It is actually, the real cost of the dress.

5. I wish i had that. If only i have the money.
She plays an emotional card making you think you're not doing enough for her. If only i had money on me! the MAC lipstick would look good on me! I need to get money for real! I'll figure out something.
You're scared she might get a sponsor, then you hand her a wand of notes...problem solved!


Feel free to add yours

The most confused woman is she who is dating a broke guy,who is so very good in bed.

~Robert Mugabe~

Equalizer:
You have fine Sisters oooo..

Guy,you sharp o!

Women..

Obiwiz:
You're a great thinker. He's admiring her, she's forming busy, meanwhile she sef like d guy o. Now, another person don sharperly carry the guy. No time to waste.

That is just it bros.

HornyTiwa:
I guess my mistake then

but such friends should not be trusted,could have been worse

They shouldn't please.

HornyTiwa:
that's called betrayer, I don't think it should be encouraged.

It's called "Plausible exercise of opportunity"

Your mind should have envisaged that in the first instance,you wouldn't have delayed.

Anyhow sha.. finish all the gra gra ,somewhere someone you trip for,is busy smitten with another girl.

Funny how we ignore the ones who like us and like the ones who ignore us.

Love the ones who hurt us and hurt the ones who love us.

HornyTiwa:
really?

who makes a move on a man,besides he was admiring me not her

Who makes a move nowadays depends on who is really serious with the admiration game.However,if you sleep on your opportunities,a late comer like your friend would always triumph over your procrastination.

HornyTiwa:
There is this childhood friend of mine,I have always known she is the jealous type.
But I didn't think it was something serious until yesterday.

She stole my admirer's number and wooed him,knowing fully well I like him.


why are women their own worst enemies?

Ladies how do you cope with your envious female friends?

Delay defeats equity.she only acted swiftly,while you were still admiring.

no be today..


But naija no de carry last sha...

Make I charge phone..I de come back sharply...

ajoskele:
A listening and responsive government.

yes o!

COPIED,
Daddy , you told me president Muhammadu Buhari is a Fulani man, then why are you complaining of his frequent movement from one country to another in search of what will benefit us.

Have you ever seen a real Fulani man folding his hands while his cattle have nothing to eat ?
A Fulani man can travel bear footed from far north to far west or vice vasa in search of what his cattle will eat without considering his own self first.

Whether the Geographical area is accommodative or not to him ,as far as his cattle's are OK he is OK too.
I can see his mission from his vision. Since those unpleasant sound of explosive device has elapsed, everything will be in place. So stop complaining for your selfish interest instead pray hence nothing good comes easy. So my dear lovely friends please exercise patient

Thief wey jump fence enter house,where owner they wait for am,no go jump again.

nothing o!

make we wait before close of work see.

PureWays:
Alright.. Cool then. Though it won't be easy..

It's never gonna be o! But then all parties must move on,even though one would carry a scar of the heart.

PureWays:
Yeah.. Will you just tell her to her face?
Note: Their are some ladies that will keep disturbing even when you stop showing interest, so I believe that is outta the options..

You have to tell her of course,but with ease and sincerity.Yours is to tell and act it is over,the rest is left for her to either hang around or move on as well..
But certainly some one would be hurt and one would be emancipated,no matter how you choose to end it.

Move on..nothing more

Just like you send your dirty,sweaty clothes to the laundry and put on clean ones.

NB: never push your self into a loveless relationship because of pity for the other.