₦airaland Forum

Very honorable..not to address people as if u be tout

You better do sir..from what has happened so far,the almighty has clearly proved to those who desire to see that the states envisaged to cripple down as a result of post election violence came out CLEAN..leaving those that were always covered up, exposed of their innate habits.Don't look at the party..but the structure and its constituents.

Even the calm weather in the state incinuates change and hope.

*off to kad from abuja with back slide and holding my PVC*

Sai mai ruasu in shaa Allahu.The political tsunami don arrive.

Ymodulus:
His Name is Collins Eze.

Bros u harsh o!

Kaduna..sai mai rusau in shaa Allahu come 11th this week.

Forwetinnah:
Please add Buhari to the list

Meaning = RIG

EG. .who buhari-ed you into the position you're misusing .
You were buhari-ed into power for a Reason

Noted...
For now lets work with what we have..

Enegod:
Someone banged the op and now she is mad

And i guess she probably want him back to bang more and he refused abi?

richidinho:
U no get shame?

Two Jagabands frm SW are toying wt ur future as a youth of this country, recycling same id1ots that were in govt 2-4yrs ago

All you can do is to type nonsen$e here

Honestly we r the cause of everything that is going on in this jungle call Nigeria

I really understand you are a status frustrated lad,believe me I really do.Nigerian's will always agree with themselves in the dark,flirt with danger and joke around even when immenent danger is apprehensible..if the SW peeps have toyed with you,try stopping them this time around.And if orubebe is in anyways connected to you..shame on him and you..
You have a semblance with a bigot.Embrace what the almighty has cause to happen and quit being a charlie.

Bring back kaduna to its default settings plz...

Sai El rufai.

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
assuming his story is not just a fantasy.

It smells like a fantasy,but i just adore the fact dt u said your mind
Nothing beats being realistic...

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
She was enjoying it.

One,one realistic person...hahahaha

Noting wey no go fit happen o! They can only pretend..but dem like am pass u.

The new regime go soon contain them.. tho there is money in war,all those responsible will pay here or hereafter..

Meanwhile...


JONATHAN BLASTS DIEZIANI, AS SHE FLEES TO ABDULSALAM'S RESIDENCE

Following the failure of President Jonathan at the presidential polls, several corrupt ministers and office holders have been under serious panic as they struggle to cover up their corrupt practices and get a soft landing before General Muhammadu Buhari is sworn in.

Amongst the public office holder is the Minister of Petroleum Resources who has been alleged of several corruption cases including illegal oil export, ownership of refineries abroad to mention a few. The Petroleum Minister, Alison Diezani Madueke was disgraced today when she visited president Jonathan to discuss ways to mend her shortcomings before Buhari takes over.

A reliable source told us that president Jonathan shouted at her in his guest house, stating that his failure was due to corrupt practices traceable to the Petroleum Minister. "Get out, get out of my sight" president Goodluck shouted.

Having failed, Alison hurried to join the queue of corrupt public office holders seeking soft landing through General Abdulsalam. Our source made it known that Alison was caught at the waiting room of General Abdusalam where she was dressed in veil to hide her identity.

While we are gathering more details, efforts to reach the media aide of General Abdulsalam was impossible as at the time this report was compiled. However, we are unsure if Alison was able to meet the former head of state.

Idiocy at its peak..its time to face reality mumu.

They are easily pissed by men.

As nigerian's also increase in level of consciousness.

Op..why are u trying to orubebe us.. every fuel station puts up 50 bucks as official... But when u go to buy,its a different thing..

TWO NEW WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY

ORUBEBE /oˈrubebe/ (verb):
abnormal behaviour, or an attempt to disrupt peaceful gathering or well organised event.
[from Latin oˈrube : to disrupt]

Examples:
1. He tried to orubebe the sacred ocassion but the police did not allow it.
2. The football match was orubebered by the defeating team yesterday.

Derivatives:
ORU-BE-BE-ISM (Noun)
ORU-BE-BE-TIC (Adjective) e.g: ~ attitude

JEGA /'dʒeˈgə/ (Verb):
[a] Using wisdom to calm the unneeded agitation or ruckus caused by a dopey fool in a peaceful gathering.
[b] To indirectly show to the public a person who lack manner and attempt causing agitation.
[from Latin Jeˈga : Calm distubance wisely]

Examples:
1. If you Orubebe me I will Jega you.
2. When he was making unnecessary argument to the public, I jegaed him.

Derivatives:
JE-GA-ISM (Noun)
JE-GA-TIC (Adjective) e.g: ~ approach

First Edition. Copyright © 2015 by Galaxy Publishing Company.

tonytony208:
I will take you serious when buhari probes fashola and tinubu. I'm sure buhari has no liver to do that

Neiter u nor I knows his state of mind..so lets watch how his tenure turns out to be and not to be conclusive..

Recycling.. get some one novel plz...
Meanwhile...

A few minutes ago Nigeria's president-elect Muhammadu
Buhari declared that stealing is corruption. In a press statement
the former General said he will make all necessary arrangements
to update all state documents and educational textbooks to that
effect. Buhari said, "from now on let all be notified that stealing
shall be corruption and likewise acts of corruption shall be
regarded and dealt with as stealing. Let there be no ambiguity."
The General further stated that this important new legislation
will be applied retroactively due to the critial needs of the
broke nation. -
Adapted by NewsRescue from Shafiu Haladu
original

Hmmmnn... Anyways

Know your APC senators

APC SENATORS
• Binta Masi Garba (Adamawa North )
• Ahmadu Abubakar ( Adamawa South )
• Abdul Aziz Murtala Nyako (Adamawa Central)
• Isah Hamma Misau (Bauchi Central)
• Ali Wakili (Bauchi South )
• Suleiman Nazif ( Bauchi North)
• Barnabas Gemade ( Benue East)
• Akume George ( Benue West)
• Abubakar Kyari (Borno North )
• Ahmad Zannah (Borno Central )
• Ali Ndume (Borno South )
• Francis Alimikhena ( Edo North )
• Bayero Nafada ( Gombe North)
• Goje Danjuma (Gombe Central )
• Abubakar Gumel ( Jigawa N/ West)
• Sabo Mohammed (Jigawa S /West )
• Muhammad Shitu (Jigawa N / East)
• Suleiman Hunkuyi (Kaduna North)
• Shehu Sani (Kaduna Central )
• Barau Jibrin ( Kano North)
• Rabiu Kwankwaso ( Kano Central)
• Kabiru Gaya ( Kano South )
• Mustapha Bukar ( Katsina North )
• Abu Ibrahim (Katsina South )
• Umaru Kurfi (Katsina Central)
• Yahaya Abdullahi (Kebbi North)
• Adamu Aliero (Kebbi Central )
• Bala Ibn Na ’allah (Kebbi South )
• Dino Melaye (Kogi West)
• Abdulsalami Ohiare (Kogi Central)
• Abdulrahman Abubakar (Kogi East)
• Shaába Lafiagi (Kwara North)
• Bukola Saraki (Kwara Central)
• Rafiu Ibrahim (Kwara South )
• Oluremi Tinubu (Lagos Central )
• Olugbenga Ashafa ( Lagos East)
• Adeola Olamilekan ( Lagos West)
• Abdullahi Adamu (Nasarawa West )
• Salihu Hussain Egye (Nasarawa South )
• Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi ( Niger North)
• Mustapha Sani ( Niger South )
• David Umaru ( Niger East)
• Olanrewaju Tejuoso (Ogun Central )
• Gbolahan Dada (Ogun West )
• Ajayi Boroffice ( Ondo North)
• Tayo Alasoadura (Ondo Central )
• Olusola Adeyeye ( Osun Central )
• Babajide Omoworare ( Osun East)
• Isiaka Adeleke ( Osun West )
• Monsurat Sunmonu (Oyo Central)
• Buhari Abdulfatai (Oyo North )
• Adesoji Akanbi ( Oyo South )
• Ibrahim Gobir (Sokoto East)
• Aliyu Wamakko (Sokoto North )
• Ibrahim Abdullahi (Sokoto South )
• Bukar Baba Ibrahim (Yobe East )
• Ahmad Lawan ( Yobe North)
• Kabir Garba Marafa (Zamfara Central)
• Tijjani Yahaya Kaura ( Zamfara North )
• Ahmed Rufai Sani (Zamfara West )

falconey:
I will keep this short and simple.

We have been on long break since december 18, as scheduled before we were to resume feb 23rd but the school decided to shift the date to APRIL 13 due to renovation project of some lecture halls and female hostels (ATBU bauchi). We both reside in different state.

Since december I have been keeping myself till we resume on feb 23rd as scheduled before. I love her so much that other girls don't attract me no matter how beautiful and elegant they look not to talk of cheating.

After the school shifted resumption to APRIL 13 it has been hard for me to keep my sexual urge under control, lot of temptation and all, until yesterday friday april 3.

I did it with my ex when she came to visit, after the sex till the time of writing this I feel no remorse at all thou I haven't talk to my GF. I have been calling her since morning her phone was off.

I don't know why am not feeling any guilt trust me ladies and gents I LOVE HER.

Hahaha guy..ur not new to this game thats y..and your psychological interconnectivity with your girl has been dancing shoki for quiet a while.

Post UME question

More like Ali and vivian..

midolian:
Crying after the head is cut off..Abeg make ds matter rest jarey. Buhari is the incoming president of Nigeria..let's jst pray that God guides him well so we have a better Nigeria we all can be proud of.

Well said jare!

RomanceLander:
They said nearly 150 students killed.
God have mercy

Naija has seen worse..

Henix:
Op, where is ur source?

Ditto

*sits on palm wine tree waiting for comments*

Happywoman:
According to you .

So?

Nicepoker:
soon u will start posting otherwise.

Well..that depends on your definitiion of "soon"
Pessimists often go thru a long deep dark black whole of frustration.