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Romance › Re: Shocking Video : Woman Claims To Have Delivered “bible & Baby Girl” In Osun by MUVA(m): 5:19pm On May 25, 2016
Her cuunt must be wide as a bucket if that massive bible came out of it. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Has A Deal With Jayz's Roc Nation Management Company- Bizzle Osikoya by MUVA(m): 3:30pm On May 25, 2016
The guy below me is thinking what we are all thinking grin


Doro is a cheerful giver and she no dey tire! cheesy
Romance › Re: 13 Things U Hear When A Nigerian Girl Likes You by MUVA(m): 3:25pm On May 25, 2016
eme40rald:
1. “…big head.” The ultimate term of endearment.
2. “So your girlfriend will come and break my head, abi?” They are using style to ask if you have a girlfriend.
3. “…all your girls.” When they like you, they swear other girls like you too.
4. “Go away jor.” Better stay there.
5. “When are you coming to take me out?” They actually like you.
6. “You cannot even call somebody.” They like talking to you.
7. “Is there light in your house?” They want to come over.
8. “You just forgot about me.” They miss you.
9. “Ode.” The official Nigerian girl pet name.
10. “Have you eaten?” They actually care.
11. “Where have you been since?” They REALLY miss you.
12. “You’re so annoying.” Don’t stop what you’re doing.
13. “I hate you.” They love you.
Wow, you're so funny!
Do you have other God-given talents?
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her? by MUVA(m): 3:18pm On May 25, 2016
Look deep into her eye...

Gently draw her closer while moving your lips to her ear...

Whisper in her ear.... embarassed

"Baby, your toto dey smell. Sorry" gringrin
Romance › Re: Finally I've Joined Nairaland by MUVA(m): 3:12pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
pm awaits you sir
Alright ma'am. Will reply as pronto as I get it. wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 3:07pm On May 25, 2016
bedguy:
I feel better now, and I've sheathed my sword.

I replied your PM.
Oh, nice.. I'm yet to get the notification tho.. Will notify you soon as I do. smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 2:42pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
can i pm u
Sure.
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:41pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
Oh Oh that's true. Well, the content of your heart is same with the content of mine
Ewo! shocked


You've gotta be furkin kidding me! gringrin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 2:35pm On May 25, 2016
bedguy:
I'm sorry for that. He/She called me bedbug, hence my reaction.
You've got quite a temper grin

Drink some water, you'll feel better. cheesy

Romance › Re: Finally I've Joined Nairaland by MUVA(m): 2:32pm On May 25, 2016
Where are these people crawling out of? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:27pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
Ehn?? Oya let's kontinuu. So where were we grin
You were just about to tell me how much you love me the contents of my heart gringrin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 2:24pm On May 25, 2016
bedguy:
[s]
Oh, But you've just drawn the first blood by insulting me. Later you wonder why I return favour? See, team Mimzy is already far gone to have time for maggots like you but you guys are always playing games by riding on her popularity to get attention for your contestants. That is why we always but them in their places. Why not simply come and appeal if you want an alliance, though there is no need again to enter such agreement with you lots because it's obvious you have sinister plans. But you all can work together for all I care to fight Mimzy but have it in mind that you guys are failures already. Obike, as muva said it, was the first to call our contestant ugly, that's if you need to be reminded. [/s]
Bro, this is totally unnecessary.


Did you get my mail?
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 2:19pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
very flat... lyk frying pan cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jesu! shocked
You just broke my heart, am nor toasting you again embarassed


gringrin
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:17pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
You'll change your thought as soon as I tell you. You've already derailed someone's thread! I won't be a party to it again. Enjoy the rest of your day cheesy
You're completely clueless as to what I have In mind tongue


The thread was created to be derailed, that's its purpose undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 2:10pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
slightly curvy grin
Oh.. And the ass... Is it rounded? cool
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:07pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
You know it already naa..




Telepathy grin
Gerrarahia mehn... undecided


Okay... So what am I thinking right now? grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:06pm On May 25, 2016
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Romance › Re: Pastor Put His Private Part In My Bum-bum, Gave Me N10.00- 7year-old Girl by MUVA(m): 1:41pm On May 25, 2016
Vinshu:
what?
what you imagined is sickening
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 1:33pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
i see...i hope you have six packs angry
Hehehe... I'll tell you if you tell me your frame grin
Romance › Re: Pastor Put His Private Part In My Bum-bum, Gave Me N10.00- 7year-old Girl by MUVA(m): 1:31pm On May 25, 2016
Vinshu:
Lol I can imagine how the man would've felt. His d!ck inside that tiny ass. Lol fvck.

Anyway this is tragic shocked
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 1:27pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
A good guess! you're right
Hehehe.. One of my sisters schooled there too grin

What'd you study?
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 1:26pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
what's your own spec??
I'm a hips/ass man cool
Romance › Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by MUVA(m): 1:17pm On May 25, 2016
grin
Romance › Re: Pastor Put His Private Part In My Bum-bum, Gave Me N10.00- 7year-old Girl by MUVA(m): 1:07pm On May 25, 2016
Such disgusting news undecided
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 1:04pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
Lol! oya guess
Your state uni? grin
Romance › Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by MUVA(m): 1:02pm On May 25, 2016
TheArchangel:
You need to see the response and comments on reddit.com. grin grin
I've visited reddit severally, but I've never really gotten a hang of it. Will try more often tho..
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 12:59pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
thank you too. No hard feelings at all

Romance › Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by MUVA(m): 12:56pm On May 25, 2016
This BS is actually funny grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 12:51pm On May 25, 2016
Depends on how the man was built. Some were built to like big butts and boobs while others prefer slim or petite women. A woman with those endowments will look sexy to men same as a well built man will look sexy to women.
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 12:38pm On May 25, 2016
Yuneehk:
Yea I'm done with school. If you were serious, I'd have been interested. But sadly, you're not so my answer remains No tongue
Telepath! Stop reading my mind jare undecided


I guess u studied telepathy? gringrin

What Uni was that?

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