Romance › Re: Shocking Video : Woman Claims To Have Delivered “bible & Baby Girl” In Osun by MUVA(m): 5:19pm On May 25, 2016 |
Her cuunt must be wide as a bucket if that massive bible came out of it.  |
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Has A Deal With Jayz's Roc Nation Management Company- Bizzle Osikoya by MUVA(m): 3:30pm On May 25, 2016 |
The guy below me is thinking what we are all thinking  Doro is a cheerful giver and she no dey tire!  |
Romance › Re: 13 Things U Hear When A Nigerian Girl Likes You by MUVA(m): 3:25pm On May 25, 2016 |
eme40rald: 1. “…big head.”
The ultimate term of endearment.
2. “So your girlfriend will come and
break my head, abi?”
They are using style to ask if you have a
girlfriend.
3. “…all your girls.”
When they like you, they swear other girls like
you too.
4. “Go away jor.”
Better stay there.
5. “When are you coming to take me
out?”
They actually like you.
6. “You cannot even call somebody.”
They like talking to you.
7. “Is there light in your house?”
They want to come over.
8. “You just forgot about me.”
They miss you.
9. “Ode.”
The official Nigerian girl pet name.
10. “Have you eaten?”
They actually care.
11. “Where have you been since?”
They REALLY miss you.
12. “You’re so annoying.”
Don’t stop what you’re doing.
13. “I hate you.”
They love you. Wow, you're so funny!
Do you have other God-given talents? |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her? by MUVA(m): 3:18pm On May 25, 2016 |
Look deep into her eye...
Gently draw her closer while moving your lips to her ear...
Whisper in her ear.... 
"Baby, your toto dey smell. Sorry"   |
Romance › Re: Finally I've Joined Nairaland by MUVA(m): 3:12pm On May 25, 2016 |
DiAmOnDrUbY: pm awaits you sir Alright ma'am. Will reply as pronto as I get it.  |
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 3:07pm On May 25, 2016 |
bedguy: I feel better now, and I've sheathed my sword.
I replied your PM. Oh, nice.. I'm yet to get the notification tho.. Will notify you soon as I do.  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 2:42pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:41pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: Oh Oh that's true. Well, the content of your heart is same with the content of mine Ewo!  You've gotta be furkin kidding me!   |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 2:35pm On May 25, 2016 |
bedguy: I'm sorry for that. He/She called me bedbug, hence my reaction. You've got quite a temper 
Drink some water, you'll feel better. 
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Romance › Re: Finally I've Joined Nairaland by MUVA(m): 2:32pm On May 25, 2016 |
Where are these people crawling out of?  |
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:27pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: Ehn?? Oya let's kontinuu. So where were we  You were just about to tell me how much you love me the contents of my heart   |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 2:24pm On May 25, 2016 |
bedguy: [s] Oh, But you've just drawn the first blood by insulting me. Later you wonder why I return favour? See, team Mimzy is already far gone to have time for maggots like you but you guys are always playing games by riding on her popularity to get attention for your contestants. That is why we always but them in their places. Why not simply come and appeal if you want an alliance, though there is no need again to enter such agreement with you lots because it's obvious you have sinister plans. But you all can work together for all I care to fight Mimzy but have it in mind that you guys are failures already. Obike, as muva said it, was the first to call our contestant ugly, that's if you need to be reminded. [/s] Bro, this is totally unnecessary. Did you get my mail? |
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 2:19pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:17pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: You'll change your thought as soon as I tell you. You've already derailed someone's thread! I won't be a party to it again. Enjoy the rest of your day  You're completely clueless as to what I have In mind  The thread was created to be derailed, that's its purpose  |
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Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 2:10pm On May 25, 2016 |
DiAmOnDrUbY: slightly curvy  Oh.. And the ass... Is it rounded?  |
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:07pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: You know it already naa..
Telepathy  Gerrarahia mehn... 
Okay... So what am I thinking right now?  |
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 2:06pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Pastor Put His Private Part In My Bum-bum, Gave Me N10.00- 7year-old Girl by MUVA(m): 1:41pm On May 25, 2016 |
Vinshu: what? what you imagined is sickening |
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 1:33pm On May 25, 2016 |
DiAmOnDrUbY: i see...i hope you have six packs  Hehehe... I'll tell you if you tell me your frame  |
Romance › Re: Pastor Put His Private Part In My Bum-bum, Gave Me N10.00- 7year-old Girl by MUVA(m): 1:31pm On May 25, 2016 |
Vinshu: Lol I can imagine how the man would've felt. His d!ck inside that tiny ass. Lol fvck.
Anyway this is tragic   |
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 1:27pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: A good guess! you're right Hehehe.. One of my sisters schooled there too 
What'd you study? |
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 1:26pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by MUVA(m): 1:17pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Pastor Put His Private Part In My Bum-bum, Gave Me N10.00- 7year-old Girl by MUVA(m): 1:07pm On May 25, 2016 |
Such disgusting news  |
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 1:04pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: Lol! oya guess Your state uni?  |
Romance › Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by MUVA(m): 1:02pm On May 25, 2016 |
TheArchangel: You need to see the response and comments on reddit.com.  I've visited reddit severally, but I've never really gotten a hang of it. Will try more often tho.. |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by MUVA(m): 12:59pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by MUVA(m): 12:56pm On May 25, 2016 |
This BS is actually funny  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bigger Buttocks 1 (video) by MUVA(m): 12:51pm On May 25, 2016 |
Depends on how the man was built. Some were built to like big butts and boobs while others prefer slim or petite women. A woman with those endowments will look sexy to men same as a well built man will look sexy to women. |
Nairaland General › Re: The Mimzification by MUVA(m): 12:38pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: Yea I'm done with school. If you were serious, I'd have been interested. But sadly, you're not so my answer remains No  Telepath! Stop reading my mind jare  I guess u studied telepathy?   What Uni was that? |