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PoliticsRe: N25Bn Church At Abuja Airport: FG Favouring Christians - MURIC by muyico(m): 9:50pm On May 02
This one nah Gumi brother
Jokes EtcRe: Fuel Or Knack: A Hilarious Bumper Sticker That Caught Drivers Attention. Video by muyico(m): 9:16pm On May 02
Immorality
He don't consider minor
CelebritiesRe: Portable Says He Would Fight Someone Else Not Carter Efe by muyico(m): 7:34pm On May 02
Burna boi money don hits stone
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Youth Invents Phone-controlled Wireless Changeover System by muyico(m): 6:08pm On May 02
Nigerians gat talents
Z
Jokes EtcRe: Is This Man Right Or Wrong? by muyico(m): 5:45pm On May 02
assuming nah soldier 🪖 wife?
CrimeRe: Sex Tapes, Blackmail, And The Dangerous Misuse Of “exposure” by muyico(m): 5:19pm On May 02
why the recording in first place??
CrimeRe: Suspected Terrorists Attack Police Mobile Force Camp In Kwara, Kill Three Office by muyico(m): 2:50pm On May 02
They were already here
Tinubu will soon reason them!
Jokes EtcRe: Who Am I by muyico(m): 2:49pm On May 02
Maybe your side chic
Dey in danger zone
FashionRe: Nigerian Soldier Shows Off His Off-duty Look by muyico(m): 2:33pm On May 02
Military 🪖🎖️ men should be careful
How dey use social media
BusinessRe: Arm Access Pension Refused To Pay Me My Late Father's Pension Benefits by muyico(m): 11:37am On May 02
Who is beneficiary??
Deaths certificate verification
Always take like 2/3months
HealthRe: How Can I Cope With Being Tall And Thin? by muyico(m): 11:18am On May 02
Go gym and build your body
Foreign AffairsRe: Why I Never Got A Dog - Trump by muyico(m): 11:15am On May 02
Seems like no security for ya dog! 🐶
Jokes EtcTrapped In The Girls Hostel �� by muyico(op): 11:03am On May 02
TRAPPED IN THE GIRLS HOSTEL 🙆🙈
undecided
I went to visit my babe in female hostel and we both slept off

I woke up around 9:30 pm , and guys are not allowed beyond 9 pm.

My girl went outside and told me girls are already naked that if I come out I'm already finished.

So she suggested I wore her clothes and pretend I'm a lady and cover my face with a long hair tie and walk out of the hostel, I was scared cause I'm going to see many girls naked before getting to the gate. And her roommates were already on their way.. I was confused.

I asked her how understanding her roommates could be and she said one of them are the fellowship campus MAMA , that she will report if she finds out, she would go outside and tell them snake had entered our room, I said no that they would call the security or so.

I told her to bring her wig and wrapper, she brought it and I wore it, and cover myself with the wrapper and asked her to tell her roommates when they come in that I was her friend who came to see her and was sick and couldn't go back to my hostel in Anex

So I slept on the bed and turned my face to the wall, she slept on the bed with me. Her roommates came in and started gisting and sked who I was, she told them what I told her earlier.

One of them came close and touch my neck and was like her body is not really hot na...
My babe replied, yes she took drugs

The next thing I heard was, can I pray with her?, that was the fellowship mama talking she said I should turn my face and have faith that it's going to be alright

This my girl was very smart, she told her I was a Jehovah witness member that I won't like it. I was so scared.

Two of them changed up, they were talking about going to take their bath. I was still scared, they went out to have their bath. My babe tapped me and said babe I'm scared, what are we going to do? I told her I'm going to stay here till 6am the next day when boys are allowed in, so I can leave and we both agreed.

We slept off and I didn't know when I started snoring.. my babe tapped me and whispered you are snoring like a man. My people na so sleep take vanish from my eyes,. I could not sleep again.. my Nokia phone battery was almost Dead, I stayed up till the next morning.

Around 4am one of her roommates ask.. your friend is still sick? My babe answered yes. The girl said we should go to the school clinic that someone's child should not die here o.they went out and had thier bath. The fellowship mama came back and didn't say a word.. now it was 6am the chance to leave the hostel freely as a guy but her roommates were still inside.

When it was 7am , she sent me a text that she was going to ask her roommates to join her that she is going to buy food for them. That once I hear them leave I should wait for 7mins and leave the room immediately.

She asked them to join her to go and eat, but this mama,, this same fellowship mama.... Hmm
said she was ok that she didn't want to eat , I felt like dying, the other girl said let's go together, and they left

The next thing I felt was a touch,, the mama touched me and said, Mr Man you can now leave our hostel. Don't think I'm stupid, I saw your shoe under the bed.. And i heard when you are snoring like a pig, it's either you come down and leave or I call the security for you.

Brothers and sisters, I came down and thanked her very well and she invited me to their fellowship with a serious threat that I must attend or else she will exposed everything.

To cut long story short., That's how I started playing keyboard at the FELLOWSHIP in my school 🤣

Happy new month 🙏

Christianity EtcRe: I Just Lost My Dad! by muyico(m): 9:32am On May 02
Oh sorry
Take care
Rip to daddy
I, lost mine 2001
Dat is 25yrs ago!
Now!
Man shift reach U
CrimeRe: Why We Killed 17-Year-Old Jambite After #₦200,000 Ransom - Suspects by muyico(m): 9:29am On May 02
Home video corrupted most of gen Z Kidz
CelebritiesRe: Carter Efe Defeats Portable In Celebrity Boxing Match, Wins ₦50 Million Prize by muyico(m): 7:58am On May 02
Ah!!
Juju don failed portable
FamilyRe: Can You Raise Your Kids In A Public Yard? by muyico(m): 7:30am On May 02
Depending on how parent handle they re kids
But make dat parents try to gat his personal house
As soon as possible!
Money person want use rent flat
Fit buy land somewhere
PoliticsRe: This Is Your Government, Let’s Do It Again, Oyebanji Tells Ekiti Workers by muyico(m): 9:14pm On May 01
If people of Ekiti wise
Learns from Oyo State
See what Seyi makinde
Did nih second term
AgricultureRe: You Chase Them, They Return: The Hidden Intelligence Behind Goat Behavior by muyico(m): 9:08pm On May 01
Seems likes Nigeria goats were very stubborn!
I, watched one video online, basically on Isreal goats.
So gentle and cute!
Maybe Asia breed is different from Africans breed
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Oil Producing States In Nigeria Based On 2025/26 Data by muyico(m): 7:48pm On May 01
Re u sure Ondo State is part of oils producing States??
Bcus Ondo not well develop
CrimeRe: Assorted Charms, Communication Gadgets, Weapons Recovered By The Police by muyico(m): 6:04pm On May 01
From where??
Recoved from who?
CelebritiesRe: Lateef Adedimeji & Wife Adebimpe Welcome Triplet Sons by muyico(m): 11:31am On May 01
IVF
CrimeRe: Man Tracked And Attacked After Leaving Club In GRA, Port Harcourt (Video) by muyico(m): 10:54am On May 01
Gangster go club
PoliticsRe: "I Sold My House For APC In 2023" – Man Storms APC Secretariat Seeking Reward by muyico(m): 10:32am On May 01
Oh sincerely sorry 😞😐
Thy lord will console you
I, knw ours baba Tinubu
Will help him out!
New house 🏠🏡
New wife
Is waiting for you!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Graduate Trainee Program For HEMM Operators by muyico(m): 9:32pm On Apr 30
I, no understand this vacant advert
Shey nah driver
Dey need??
IslamRe: What Husband And Wife Should Do For Each Other To Create A Happy Family.❤️* by muyico(m): 5:42pm On Apr 30
Nih 21century??
Your wife ??
CrimeRe: Motorcyclist Flights FRSC Officer During Bike Confiscation by muyico(m): 5:40pm On Apr 30
That rider nah ADC members
Too aggressive
FashionRe: Is Our Fashion Going To Dogs by muyico(m): 5:22pm On Apr 30
If sey nah western world
Dey go sue him
He go explain tired
PhonesRe: Man Storms MTN Office, Demands Answers As 150GB Finishes In 6 Days (Video) by muyico(m): 2:58pm On Apr 30
Sometime is our negligence !
Same thing happened to me b4!!
I, share my WiFi pass with frnd
He later use it to reap me
Foreign AffairsRe: Aircraft Carrier Gerald R Ford, 3 Other Ships To Leave the Middle East by muyico(m): 2:58pm On Apr 30
Congratulations 👏🎉 to Iran
You guyz won
PoliticsRe: ‘deaths Of Innocent Citizens Reduced To Mere Political Rhetoric’ – Atiku Blasts by muyico(m): 2:56pm On Apr 30
congratulations 👏 🎉 to Tinubu
FoodRe: Spilled Party Jollof: Will You Pack It Or Leave It? by muyico(m): 2:53pm On Apr 30
No
Never
God forbid
Cholera

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