₦airaland Forum

aboyaji:
Abacha wey no want wahala

Aidejay:
Africans and inventing new sins every sunday.

It's only in africa that poverty is not a sin.

That was how one "prophet" was shouting the other day that wet lips Asin lip gloss is a sin.

Princeadebayo11:
If I continue to view the food prepared on this thread, depression will just set in. I swear people get money

anonymuz:
My lunch

Rinahskitchen:
Helloo

Kdon2:
You are suffering from spiritual poverty.

BlueRayDick:
Beans

Macsjebs:
Stories don plenty these days o

Systrom:
Mtcheww

I be AS and I go still marry my babe wey be AS

aboyaji:
All these kitchen gossips. Women and gossips eh. Make I kukuma tie my towel well enter house before THEM go start my topic on how badly Papa ebuka performs in bed.

JerryBizz:
Lol
You ehhn...
No wonder all these Nairaland boys will not stop chasing you about...

amorprincesa:
Noodles with fried beef and turkey. The pepper, very hot.

JerryBizz:
Ok ma... You know a good thing when you see it, jare..Don't mind that other labadi guy LoL

Ehh, but why add the frog memes after complimenting my nails
Don't be shy to be honest, nauuu

JerryBizz:
Lies joor!!
Only this week, two ladies have said they are cute and they suite me. Need I talk of other times? I have eyes too...So, I know a good nail when I see one.
I know you're just trying to talk down on them nails...hahah
They aren't that sharp and long
It's just the the lengthy framework of the nails. Which even makes it cute.

Come , so I can "chook" your left eyeball with my nails

Labadi69:
Beans and Yam…

headbasher96:
can we interact on social media as my tribe person wey u be na i go love to know u well if i may ask which of the states

headbasher96:
are u back home or outside the state

headbasher96:
your name means his coming thats in tiv

headbasher96:
your name looks like u are from middlebelt

Labadi69:
That kitchen wall and cooker need serious scrubbing. See yamayama on your cooker. Just looking at that cooker makes my skin crawl

Lost appetite immediately

novia22:
This your food is causing trouble in my house oo..Hubby said this one is Ewa Agoyin wey go Harvard. He doesn't eat it oooo....but that if he sees this one real life....it's a done deal.
Well done Elder Akposy...

Penguin2:
My own na girl o!

But if I talk Wetin happen now, una go call me rapist.

But I’m not

madridguy:
I have received two community beating/fight for my life which I can never forget. One for school and the other one for area for watch night ( New year). Let me share the school own.

You will only understand this better if you attend government school where school compound dey big anyhow.

It was sunny afternoon, this time we are revision which means it is play play from break time till we close. I had a friend back then, Abdul Fatai who like to always look clean, he won't go outside the classroom so his leg and uniform won't have a single stain.

So he asked for something that day and I asked him to check my bag. He opened my bag and he found bandana and quickly take it. I told him to return with immediate effect because I know he won't return it forever. He is a big fan of 2Pac so he like to tie his head with bandana but to buy it na war. I am using the bandana to clean my body everytime I play football and no money to buy water, I will just beg for little drop of water on it and use it to clean my body.

Before I know what is happening he has ran away from class, I started looking for him block to block, I sight him na so he pick race. I am running after him seriously as if my life depends on the bandana until he ran through a class I followed him na so I used body jam one guy. I waited to apologize na so this guy landed me heavy slap. I look at the guy with annoyance, check if I stain his white uniform but no, na so I slapped him back. My slap make sound and grab other people inside the class attention before I know the guy give me straight punch for chest I return instantly na so this fight start. Before you know his class member circle us. Na so me self dey bounce as if I fit fight we threw punches at each other before his class members gather me up. Who carry plank carry plank. Plank I mean na from broken chairs and tables na so this beating start.
I didn't relent na so I dey fight they go. My target is only one person while the others are doing me strong thing. Na so this fight dey spread like wild fires, I was in JSS 2 then while those people are in JSS 3. This fight begin spreading inside the same class as people inside the class who were initially begging for me later join in beating simply because I refuse to bow down and quit the fight. A guy came from nowhere and said leave him for me, na so the rest circle me and the guy, I was too tired to even raise blow na so the guy they throw blow at me, try my best to cover my face but hooking open my guiding na so blow meet me everywhere. I fell down and everyone hail the guy, within me I said I would rather die here than to run away. I continue with the guy until I was able to come close and lucky head boot hit him for nose, as I see the guy is weak small na so I gave him better teeth bite for neck, the guy shouted in pain before someone else use punch comot my teeth for the guy neck. Na so I face the guy too, the guy first blow make me fell on top one girl na so the girl land me slap. Chai, na so they shout is now for a girl to beat you too. Na so them begin hail the girl too to come and count scores, before I say anything the girl stand for fight, I told her again I'm sorry, but she allowed the hailing enter her head na so another slap enter again then my head scatter, she's the type that used to fight boys na so I rushed her grab her and used her back hit the wall, she just go down straight, the hailing turned to, you Don kill her, na so everyone gather me again.
From no where I dey hear my name and the person is trying to rescue me, he was able to stop them because him na SS1 student.
He said what happened I said I want to fight, this person we are attending same Arabic school for area. He tried to settle the matter but as a very stubborn boy then I said no that me and that guy that started the fight must continue with a close supervision that others of the class won't join him. The person beg me and beg but I said no, his friend said leave and let go. He said no let go and look for his brother maybe he will listen to him because na so they stubborn for their house. Na so that one leave to go search for my brother.
Na so fight continue till I started seeing people fighting me started jumping their class shouting seniors are here. Before I open my eyes na so my brother with three of his friends arrived, he look into my eyes and asked me what happened I wanted to talk but I just busted into tears seeing his pains. His friend quickly guide the 2 entrance of the class. He hold me and asked how many are they, I pointed the first guy, na so one of my brother friend land him big slap, kneel down, na so I begin pointing, once I point you na slap, pointed like 8 of them. I told my brother I only want something from him, he said what, I said I want to fight the guy one on one. My brother replied me you are fasting, so you can't fight again, I told him to go then since he cannot grant me my wish. His friend said this your brother is something else na so they set me and this guy again. This time I was too weak and the guy too knew he must not throw any blow otherwise na die. Na so the guy hug me and said I am sorry for slapping you first.

Make I dey go my class na so my class mates too dey come, na so my brother told them everything is settled, I was like where Una dey since. Now fight has finished, I begin looking for my school sandal and uniform na so one girl bring it out. She said she help me pack it as I fling them away as the fight start. This girl follow me reach class, drop my sandal and uniform and quickly go get me water. When she came back, she asked me after I have washed all my body if truly I am fasting, I said yes. She asked again then where did you get the strength for the fight because she watch everything but she can't help but pray they don't kill me. She said and quote, when you reach house, tell your mother everything so you take drugs and sleep and if possible don't come to school tomorrow. I just laugh and replied, I am fine nothing do me.

The girl was surprised no to see me for class the next, na so she come ask me if body no pain me for break time she go buy me burger and tasty time. She said she told her mom at home the whole scenario and asked me if I tell my mom too, I said no.

Na so the story go oo oo.

englishmart:
Dear prophet Fufeyin, let me advise you as a Christian and a brother in Christ. Im going to say this just once, and won't repeat no matter what. Listen very carefully to this great wisdom that's about to be spilled. You have to take it or leave it, what I'm about to say is nothing but the bitter truth. THe truth is that, I have nothing to say.

WibusJaga:


No be lesbianism be dis?

Mariangeles:
Nooo! Ask me again!

Sheybi you and labalaba body don calm down since wey una no see food yab!

Mariangeles:
Trolls are the main reason why posters are losing interest.

Samakus:
Benue guy and Akwa Ibom girl. What a combo! E sure me die say na 15 unfortunate children una go born Las Las. And very likely that 8 of them will constitute huge societal nuisance tomorrow

verybadmouth:
Boss, girls matter don tire me jooor. Dem too talk.

verybadmouth:
What of if a girl says she loves you?
Means she wants to milk you wallet dry.