Mr..Cork:
ok. why is this guy lookin towards my direction and smiling? .... what for??

ArQueBusieR:
I give to people who deserve it, end of. Any attempt to scam/blackmail/mugulize me is an attack on my person.

Idowuogbo: Who dey hia? Barman! Abeg mix schnapps, palm wine and alomo come give me Biko! It get wan assignment I wan knack today mehn.... My eye must dirty b4 I comot hia. Tinapa hr starts @ 5, it about to oshamooooo!!!

iyatrustee: my guy, na her sister goldieluks snatch my boyfriend! but she na potential snatcher too cos dat her kurukere moves dey taya me.

forgive my sister for she no know wetin she dey do. But where you enter since??


Acidtalk bar man, carry your short body come here, you no dey see VIP customers around??

acidtalk:

But people dey always see you for him house. Especially during odd hours.

ArQueBusieR:
Oh, come off it, lady. You need money, just say it. And I've never been stingy. I can give my lady the world if she 'deserves' it.

acidtalk:

Ewo!!!
abeg no vex.
I think say you don go market, as traffic go don dey build up for eko bridge by this time.

You sef why you tight hand?

acidtalk:

The truth is people haven't realized the advantages of giving.
The wealthiest of men I have come across are usually the most generous ones.

On the contrary, people can really make you look stupid when you give. You hear things like "na mugu", "na maga", "shebi him wan show off", "na attention him dey find". Whereas one is just in the spirit of giving no matter how small.

All the same, I believe he was kidding and exagerating.

acidtalk:


That your boyfriend na serious mumu.
Na spanner I go use scatter him head one of these days.

acidtalk:

No everyman know as he take dey hustle to get money.

You know how many vehicles the bros go chase before him sell one carton of gala finish for traffic? Abeg no blame am.

Na Jonathan 'cus am.

acidtalk:

See no raise your hope oh!
I no go give you pass N200.
Because I dey vex with all of una for this forum.

If you no want, you better siddon for your house.

Johnny:

My dear,its not about me,its about her....If I want “s*x“ so badly with her,I would have gone to see her since without your knowledge.And let me shock you....The main reason why she‘s insisting that we meet is TO HAVE S*X WITH HER!I just told you a little of what has already transpired between us,you will be more shocked if I tell you everything.Am an adult so when I open threads like this,I might not necessarily be looking for an advice (because I know what‘s good for me as an adult) but to teach the younger ones some things.It will be unheard of that I travel to Lagos from Abuja to visit a “married woman“!What for??I have already told her my mind,and am so sure that the relationship has hit a brick wall!
Thank you.

acidtalk:

Oya come bar tonight.
Which network you dey use?

acidtalk:

Its not his fault.
He is a ghostworker at ministry of environment and he needs to have a little savings before he gets nabbed.

acidtalk:

And what is the obvious?

ArQueBusieR:
The "obvious" isn't so obvious, then. You're a weirdo.

Mynd_44:
Hold the doors you say huh. I was at a fast food lately and we saw this attractive babe which my friend was interesting. As usual I was not even giving a hoot but he wanted her answer so when she was about reaching the door, he helped her open it, cam you believe that the babe actually thought he was trying to steal her purse?
I laughed my head off

ArQueBusieR:
Quit speaking in tongues, will you.

naijapatriot: Somebody is desperately trying to outrun shymmex in the attention-seeking event of the olympics

acidtalk:

Then enroll in a deaf and dumb school.

ArQueBusieR: Any attempt to drain the ArQueBusieR of his 'hard-earned' cash will be taken as an act of war, and as such, the ArQueBusieR will respond with a force so deadly it will put out a candlelight. Yeah!

sexkillz: Smh @ the level this guy can go to seek attention. Few days ago, he received a letter from the village to marry, and he said he doesn't know her yet.

www.nairaland.com/995791

acidtalk:

All the one wey you don dey come take for my house when mrs acidtalk go market never do you?
If you want more sha no problem, jam me for our usual joint for 11pm.

acidtalk:

Take this money back e don tear.
Find better one give me.

acidtalk:

I don't give you receipt before?
Na people wey dey pay sabi as my receipt be. But as for you, you are a perpetual beggy beggy customer.

acidtalk:

Shut up !
You no fit fight for me but you dey come here come dey drink free beer and pepper soup everyday dshey?

No be your fault, na me wey dey pity you dey give you free food I blame.