Mygoldie: Bar man una get cold sprite?

acidtalk:

mumu, where were you when your foolish boyfriend (sexkillz) humiliated me and my family today?
i was expecting you to come and fight for me.

Mygoldie:

I no dey bunk. Wetin make una dey fight. Him no be my boyfriend you hear. Wetin go make me fight for you sef? And by the way na you be mumu.

acidtalk:

Shut up !
You no fit fight for me but you dey come here come dey drink free beer and pepper soup everyday dshey?

No be your fault, na me wey dey pity you dey give you free food I blame.

Mygoldie:


How you take give me free food lie lie.
I pay all my bills na, why you no wan let me rest whenever I come this your beer parlour. Allow me take my drink peacefully abeg.

Get me two bottles of small stout.

acidtalk:

I don't give you receipt before?
Na people wey dey pay sabi as my receipt be. But as for you, you are a perpetual beggy beggy customer.

Mygoldie:


Me beg?? Na you I beg abi na who I beg? Your head no correct.
Take your money make you give me my receipt.

acidtalk:

Take this money back e don tear.
Find better one give me.

iyatrustee: mtchew! @d poster above me.

iyatrustee: my guy, na her sister goldieluks snatch my boyfriend! but she na potential snatcher too cos dat her kurukere moves dey taya me.

iyatrustee: dat kombination deadly badosky!

Idowuogbo: Who dey hia? Barman! Abeg mix schnapps, palm wine and alomo come give me Biko! It get wan assignment I wan knack today mehn.... My eye must dirty b4 I comot hia. Tinapa hr starts @ 5, it about to oshamooooo!!!

iyatrustee: my guy, na her sister goldieluks snatch my boyfriend! but she na potential snatcher too cos dat her kurukere moves dey taya me.

forgive my sister for she no know wetin she dey do. But where you enter since??


Acidtalk bar man, carry your short body come here, you no dey see VIP customers around??

Idowuogbo: Who dey hia? Barman! Abeg mix schnapps, palm wine and alomo come give me Biko! It get wan assignment I wan knack today mehn.... My eye must dirty b4 I comot hia. Tinapa hr starts @ 5, it about to oshamooooo!!!

tomnmenace: All dis people sef! mtsscheewww!
Me! I no wan anytin to do wit dat woman again #*puffs n draws on his ciggarette*#

iyatrustee: make dat cold kill you!

Chimezie198: bro . . . Abeg if u smoke small u give me make I smoke small too. Cold dey catch me.

acidtalk:

Dem swear for you make you no dey spend your own money?

acidtalk: Dem don use 'forming' scatter all of una head.

So because na time for pidgin now all of una come dey form butty? Una papa.

Whereas na people wey grow up for Mushin, Agege, Orile, Ijora badia, Okomaiko, Akute, Abule Egba, Bariga and Ajegunle full here.

Who una wan come form for?

*WAKA*

kolajoo:

I rep* shomolu/bariga and am so proud of my hood. Still omomummy