acidtalk:

tAke water joh! no bother paying,m na free.
That your boyfriend sexkillz get big problem oh!
na jungle him suppose dey reside

london2lasgidi: leggo!

Moi

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Shollypopz: i just knew u guys were going to do this bullsh*t!
how can u put oxone and london2lasgidi in the same group??!!
It's ridiculous!!

born2fuck: " ant wey no dey hear words go follow deady body enter grave"I hope say I no go regret my entire life for future becos person wey okada man hit, wey stand up by himself and laugh say nothing do am and he hold hand, make una no follow im laughter, na inside im body he know say imself get injury and pain, Na so my case bi.

I bi pikin wey sabbi book before ex-girlfriend palava enter im life,love wa tin tin nearly kill me remain small but Baba God no gree,I bi holy holy before! becos of this babe wickedness,I turn devil by force

I bi date the babe for 3 yrs, 2004-2007,na suffering and smiling bi di 3 yrs relationship. na so so money I dey dropped to her like person wey dey do contributors with alajo but no returns ,
if money no dey,na wahala day. Small broke come happened and money no gree come easily, the babe wey love me turn to my enemy. She say," she no wan si mi for her life again if I not fit take care of her, the result of my father christmas for 3 yrs land in vain, I land inside room over night begin cried quietly make mama no hear. Later I begin drink shayo with help of friends,where I graduate to iya alaje side begin take sepe join my beer and I bi dey take ciggar coole body join too and begins do ashewo tins,na there I sabbi 406,dragonaire,ipodo come graduate to page,pekers,sandra bars,jollyfriend make I no talk all names of them finish,all because I wan force myself forget dis babe patata patata, even a time, my brain go begin sing jingo funmi!jingo funmi!!her name nearly turn me to mad man,I go try wan call her beg but I stayed strong and take shayo killed thinking because I don beg many many times tire already. Everytin between me and dis babe finally end january 2007 which make me vexfully collect school form as new challenge

Extrance exam waka come and go,time waka join,I passed enter school by force becos of say I lose babe make me remember school again.
september 2007,I found new babe in school,God must be wonderful here becos I don think say I no fit see babe again for life when ex girlfriend dey wave me goodbye,a new babe come happen in just short term,small time go and come again, I begin bring the new girl for my area do yanga because she yellow like pawpaw! When news break inside my ex girlfriend ear say I don hammer new babe, na so she begin send text begs me!she flashed till she forced me break my sim card buy another one! She even come my house do begging!I no gree hear her anymore because her fry pan to fire don turn grass to grace for my life

As sadness go!happiness follow, dis new babe no dey ask money at all,instead make account full again , Na baba ijebu palava enter my life again O in 2010,cigar wey I dey smoke because of ex girlfriend stop,ashewo no gree stop but reduce badly while drink limit.

My new girlfriend bi dey warned me now make I no dey play lotto again as she caught me with lotto paper but ever since I don chop #24,000 with just #100, Na wire I dey wire #1000,#2000 on top daily or 2 to 3 weekly if broke small, I wire so tay run my bank account finish again the second time. I even joined site for facebook group"Baba Ijebu pay me my dough"maybe that group member go helep me collect lost money back, I played their number, I no gree chop, later ashewo reduce patapata for my life and no even fit drinks bear again like before but my mind no commot for lotto until I land inside hot water on saturday national,when I wan finalise lotto ,I lost #8000 to national with annoyance say I must chop all my money back by force,not even a single leg commot from all their bankers, result don land..Na total lost, my girlfriend bi dey warn me but I no dey gree hear words,I go hide paper her.I go use style play lotto and put paper for inner pocket,the amount wey I don lost entirely inside the lotto past #200,000 and I never chop reach #30,000. I should have stopped this tins but greedyness to double my 2400 times bi day kill me, because dem say if I stake 1000 # for 2 sure, na #240,000 bi dat, even me self don chop #24,000 with just #100 but na only once, one day I go chop na im I dey always think not knowing I am killing myself . why bad things full my blood.. Na me go bleeped ashewo, na me go drink , na only me don smoke for my family, Now Baba ijebu don kill me again after ex girlfriend palava but dis my new babe since 2007 still dey till I dey type..I hope say I no go lose the babe for my mess up,which kind life I dey self. Na im I dey think while writing dis to people, I bi don share my story many times but annoyance of yesterday lotto final make me type this to people, abi da devil dey push me self,I know no.even if I regret typing dis tommorow,- will never stop saying truth about me.believe me or not but pray for me on sunday for church tommorow and if you read this after church,pray for my life O

Mrs.Chima:
I am missing a pork rib from my damn plate!!!

Beync: Can people permit me to vote for brains only for some peeps and looks for others? I know why becos some have brains but no looks while others have looks but no brains. Cheers

Mr..Cork:
no oofeinse but why is Sexxskilllz name on the list? Am just askin? or will I be banned for askin?

fuckherlord: for everyone that sent me email

you made me the luckiest woman

i am answering them one after the other

bear with me

include your occupation student doctor

age please i dont have time to waste