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Mpeace:
Pls help with SEC email for complaints. I want to report a registrar.

contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng

Myhelper1:
People should be careful of all these new monikers advertising Oando here and there. It's becoming suspicious!

I warned ya'll. Didn't I?

Beautiful house, congratulations.

Can you give me your bricklayer's contact? Pls.

I needed physical cash desperately so I drove into the first bank I saw around agege and strolled into the bank premises, with the intention of using the ATM.

Luckily, the ATM was deserted. No queue, just some rough looking individuals outside the premises, smoking under the scorching sun, drinking openly and standing idly

I almost walked away thinking the machine isn’t working but I decided to just give it a try. I also knew I was taking a chance withdrawing here instead of going inside but I was in a hurry

So, I stayed alert because this is agege after all, anything can happen in a flash!

To my surprise and excitement the ATM worked

The sound of the money coming out blessed my ears and as I turned to leave, a middle aged woman approached me

I panicked, as I assumed she was about to beg me because she didn’t head towards any of the other ATMs. Instead, she approached me directly with a confused look on her face

“Good afternoon sir, please can you help me with my card? I don’t know how to operate the machine

I was relieved in an instant. I smiled and asked her how much she wanted to withdraw

She said ₦10,000, then handed me her card

I inserted the card, and after she inputted her PIN, I initiated the transaction.

The screen immediately displayed, “Insufficient balance”

I looked at her, she apologized and said I should try ₦5,000

I tried ₦5,000

Same thing, insufficient balance

She now suggested we try ₦1,000

In my mind I was like, Omo, people are really suffering in this country

So, I tired again

Insufficient balance!

I now ejected the card and gave it to her but she refused to collect it.

She now said, “Sir, please sir, help me with anything. You have seen the evidence that I don’t have any single money in my account. I and my family have not eaten since.”

I was shocked

I just stood rooted to the spot looking at her

“Madam, so you intentionally came out with your ATM card, knowing you don’t have any money, just to beg?”

Next thing she knelt down and started crying and begging

She held my trousers and was seriously begging with tears flowing like a river while refusing to collect her card back

I looked around, I noticed the rough looking boys with weed and spirit were already looking at us with red eyes. Even the bank security guards were staring suspiciously

I quickly calculated. This woman might turn this thing around because the scene wasn’t looking favorably for me

I’m holding her ATM card, spotting an earring and dressed casually with dark shades on, while she’s on her knees begging and crying

Immediately, I gave her 1k from the amount I withdrew before these people will think I’m robbing her or I have already emptied her account and decide I’m the cause of their problems and suffering.

To my astonishment she shook her head and refused the 1k and said I should add to it

Omo, I would have laughed under different circumstances, so I added another 1k and made it 2k. In my mind I was like, if she refuse, then if I d!e, I d!e!

She took the money, stopped crying immediately, and said, “Na wa o, 2k inside this plenty money you carry and I still kneel down for you. Abeg, help me stand up, knee dey pain me.”

I was stunned

“Uncle help me na, you deaf?”

I moved like I wanted to hold her hand and help her up, then, quickly, I snatched my 2k from her hands, the force knocked her down flat on the ground, then with the speed of Usain Bolt, I ran to my car opened and jumped in

To my shock and horror the woman started shouting, “Ole, Ole!”

“Ole, ontop my own money?!”

Before the boys and the security guards will jump up, I have entered my car and zoomed off, fast and furious style!

I got home and realized I still had her ATM card. I threw it in a f!re and watched it burn.

Lagos

Ajebo Writer

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moneymanager:
Oya, you guyz should confess here. Which one of you is pushing UBA stocks like this.
There is heaven Ooooo

UBA is a strong buy even @current price.

BabsO2:
Already spotted UBA and have been accumulating for a long time. That's not hidden on this thread. Just adding my views to the discussion on hand.

We rise by lifting others!

Tony is about to receive over 1billion naira interim dividend payment. Imagine how many units is holding and he never stopped buying more. UBA will overtake zenithbank in price before our korokoro eyes.

We rise by lifting others!

Nigerian billionaire Tony Elumelu is set to pocket over N1 billion from his investments in the United Bank of Africa This follows the impressive performance of UBA in the first half of 2021, where he is the highest single shareholder United Bank of Africa is one of Nigeria's biggest bank by market capitalisation on the Nigerian exchange Read more: https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/money/1554364-tony-elumelu-set-add-n12bn-wealth-uba-investment.

BabsO2:
The elevated Impairments charge need to also be put in the picture. Think they were prudently entered as precautionary provisions.

As I noted earlier 2023Q3 & Q4 data will tell us more. If net interest income stays at elevated levels as seen in 2023H1, it signals good assets. And if this net interest income stays at elevated levels in 2024Q's it will signal UBA is indeed operating at a higher level. Otherwise it signals red flags.

Also if global down turn starts, there is a possibility of Impairments in the Fx assets if they get impacted.

You go explain tire...we still gonna buy!

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People should be careful of all these new monikers advertising Oando here and there. It's becoming suspicious!

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debeey87:
I got this offer for a commercial paper from my stock broker. I haven't done CP before so I will appreciate contributions in understanding how it works. I have the following questions.

1. Are yields usually not stated as seen in the picture?
2. If the discount rate isn't the yield, why them was it included in the offer.
3. Can one extrapolate what the yield will be based on current yield for similar bonds with same tenor of 270days or 9-months.

Thank you.

Where is the picture? And who's offering the CP?

Hedgefunds:
Now yet received by others . What bank.

Gtb.

X21:
Have you received sukuku rental due June 29

Received

X21:
Have you received sukuku rental due June 29

No

Donbrig:
The rental for FGN sukuk 2027 was supposed to be paid last Friday 16 June, has anyone received his/her own rental on this sukuk bond?

Not yet received!

freeman67:
Are you sure about this?

I have'nt seen mine and one other person I know and am sure of have not seen too.

It was supposed to have been paid since the 16th of June. But we are yet to receive the coupon.

https://www.nairaland.com/7418200/usa-moves-checkmate-dollar-stockpile

Restriction implies that any US Dollar note below 2021 printed date will no longer be accepted or be a legal tender anywhere in the world… This effort is to curb billions of illegal monies in dollar bills warehoused around African continent emanating from drug-related, terrorism, kidnapping and money from corrupt politicians. Lobatan!

Phyde:
Any updates on Sukuk4 rental

No update yet.

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IyaTola:
$AMC is going to $100

AMC to the moon

freeman67:
Which bank has received please?

GTB.

akinola98:
Just got an alert �…. Thank God

Me too! But about 3% was deducted. Did you receive same payment as last December?

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Nero4306:
Good evening hux... Hope we should be expecting our next sukuk3 rental payment by June 16 ���

Have you received it?

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ednut1:
is tunde ednut tall??

Savage

Leezah:
$AMC has gone too far up and I have taken my profit... I will consider AMC for a rebuy only if on 19-$15.50...

Don't chase stocks... watch $OCGN
$MVIS
$VXRT
$BTU
$ANTE
$ASXC

Happy holiday�

Big mistake!

Kzdguru:
People that cash out on AMC, come and do give away oooo. �

hold tightly.

Has anyone received GSK dividend payment today?