Forum Games › Re: When Last Did You? by mykali(m): 7:44pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
i have no teeth 
you? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Oops! by mykali(m): 7:36pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
this thread should be locked  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Goat Ontop Okada by mykali(m): 7:33pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
lwkmdfh  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Teissys Is Pregnant For Me by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
when is she giving birth? @topic |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by mykali(m): 7:23pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
all the ladies i've picked, i have not see half of one. why?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 7:17pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
too many questions, few answers  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mykali(m): 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by mykali(op): 6:44pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
lysaa: Sir, i see u got Mykalisheaf in your farm. . do u mind if i borrowed 'It' for tonight?  whenever you want to dear  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mykali(m): 6:39pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
streetwize: Its high time I made an entrance up in dis bitch. . . .
NL, My reign (rain) is on, my days have come And I aint gon' ex- men till I take dis place by storm And u can't stop dis swag, with no cunning trap, cuz it'll be like my dicks on my ass, d way I keep cumin back I don swore in advance, dat if u mess wif my stance, Ill grab d constitution and take d[i] law[/i] in my hands Okay I'm stoppin my rants, let me talk to my fans, Get real wif hip-pop or keep your day job Raise your x-boxes or get your game up Old cats been in d game too long yet U still drop fetal[/i]l junk Its plain and easy, I aint [i]wayne and jeezy, but I'm a lil young Feeble skunks. . . . . wanna see my swag? start lookin up My shit so fly like I'm stoolin up, And don't try to compete and have dis cup, Or Amma jus pop your hip and rap dis up
No disrespect, jus hip-pop
Am new 2 dis ish tho. . . But I'm sure I'll rise like plenty Gari inside small water 
Holla back peeps. . . make person grade me abeg  i liked that. you're better than a whole lotta punkz in here. keep that shit ^^^^^up  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
Ibime: I POUND GROUND and cause earthquakes. . . DOWNTOWN!/ So BOW DOWN!/ Make you 'surrender' in audio battles too. . . cos I 'SURROUND SOUND!'/
Your style of EMCEEING IS OLD/ like tracks from NINA SIMONE/ So you 'playing yaself'. . . if you think you in a LEAGUE OF YA OWN!/
I SMASH YA TEAM/ TRAMPOLINE on ya back and CRACK YA SPLEEN/ Then spray ya ‘blood’ over ya T.V. . . now you got a ‘PLASMA’ SCREEN!!/
Ya girls name is JULIA, YES?/ You TRULY ARE BLESSED/ But u ain’t got monopoly on her BEAUTIFUL BREASTS. . . . it’s ‘COMMUNITY CHEST’!/ heavy punches there homey  |
Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Battles Sauron by mykali(op): 6:25pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
streetwize: Big_ups mykali, 4rm what Im seeing Sauron's one of d respected MC's on NL, tho I saw somfn bout him bitin, ionno, but u got a lot of heart steppin up to him Sauron won tho, story of my life |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
shit in your pants and be happy  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Banned From Buying New Players Till January 2011 by mykali(m): 9:49pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
Krayola: SHAME!! I'm sure this was Kenyon's idea. the guy na ode! . . na so so big big losses chelse juss dey pile up. Trophy without profit. Whats the fukn point? When money finishes watch all these "BLUES 4 LIFE" boys/girls shift base to Man City . . . .
Arab Money is where its at. How many money do spend on the daily?  this boi again. you want to leave Barca abi? be my guest  |
Sports › Re: Olofinjana by mykali(m): 9:46pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
who fuckn compared Olofinjana to Vieira once? that fool should be castrated then something worse |
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kill! Spare! Or Kidnap!◄╝ by mykali(m): 9:42pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
31 shots . . . .  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 9:41pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Chelsea are doomed. . . . .I predict 9 players getting injured by December. We are talking about a team of OAPs here not teenagers. . . . . . Any slight knock means 8 weeks lay-off. you 4kn know it'll be appealed and might even be rescinded , right . . .?  |
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by mykali(m): 9:35pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
do i look like i am?  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Banned From Buying New Players Till January 2011 by mykali(m): 9:35pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
y'all d!ck ryderz should shut the 4k up!!!
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Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by mykali(m): 9:24pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
whiteroses: I'M SEMI VIRGIN mz Oreoluwa have you had fantasy about a girl before? pls explain 
@topic always
u? |
Forum Games › Re: Tell A Lie by mykali(m): 9:15pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
i'm about to not kill somebody |
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by mykali(m): 9:06pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
by what?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by mykali(op): 8:57pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.
The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer.
Again,the young man explained about his degree from A&M, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey.
Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.
The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some [b]pussey[/b]willow down by the creek."
The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you!" |
Jokes Etc › This Thread Should Be Locked by mykali(op): 8:44pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S THE WORD? DOCTOR, FIX MY D!CK BACK IN AND GET ME CIRCUMCISED PLEASE!!!!" |
Forum Games › Re: When Last Did You? by mykali(m): 8:40pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
cant remember
WLDY jump from a plane? |
Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by mykali(m): 8:37pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
no . . . money is evil
when last did you have sex? |
Rap Battles › Re: Alexpissu Vs P.techniq by mykali(m): 8:26pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
x-ray: This is final burial,total cremation, . .ALEXPISSU has jx R.I.Ped sm1 here. . . ALEXPISSU,ve bin reading nd following up most of your posts here on NL. .Mehn! I fink u 1 of d best lyricist here,if nt d best. .U ve got punchlines,metaphors,wordplays,cipher filled lines nd rhymes e.t.c. . . U r simply d best. . .I LOVE U DAWG. . Kip it up. . I swear d sky nd zenith of odas achievement ll b your stepping stone. . .KIP D DOPENESS UP BOI you need to put on some GLASSES Alex was okay but P.technig did the punching but u'z entitled to ur opinion |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mykali(m): 8:09pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
@CLASIFYD i posted my verse through my Phone too. and it aint even qwerty . . . click the Space Button twice . . .and it will start a new paragraph how can you own a phone without knowledge of its usage humph |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 8:04pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 7:58pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Chelsea are now out of the TITLE RACE. which Title Race? the Coca cola Premiership. it surely aint the EPL right?  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Banned From Buying New Players Till January 2011 by mykali(m): 7:35pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
i'm gladdened by this ''bad news'' it will make us wanna prove a point to those fools |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 4:06pm On Sep 02, 2009 |
@a.pussi if hiphop is dead, gays like you should be arrested for homicide bcuz when i KILL YOU, the worst crime i committed is WACK-O-CIDE |