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SportsRe: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman by mykali(m): 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2009
Bolt is a beast. i'm so sad for Gay. He should git a name change though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by mykali(m): 3:39pm On Aug 16, 2009
OMGod . . .
Can y'all imagine Yobo gave me a -1 cuz of the Arsenal spanking? Lol.
And i foolishly changed Ade for Carew bcuz of his pre.season miss, only for him to score yesterday, and Carew didnt even step on the green grass. Worse, they lost at home.
Shit . . .This is crazeee.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: :::The '09/10 Barclaycard English Premiership Thread::: by mykali(m): 3:30pm On Aug 16, 2009
citeh's midfield/defence wouldnt survive against any BIG4 on-slaught. They've got much to learn.
Are Arsene's diaper boiz tryn to prove a point? They shouldnt raise hopes this high and dash 'em at the end.
Chelsea wont survive long with the diamond.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 11:45pm On Aug 14, 2009
Bitch couldnt beat me hands down if i wuz handicapped
y'all dying to go in her pussi/ bitch will infect youse wiv lyrical candida
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea (2) Vs Hull City (1) On Saturday 15th August by mykali(m): 6:25pm On Aug 14, 2009
vikiviko:
@Cristalz

Wonderful and insightful commentary about the Chelsea vs Hull Match.

The long walk to a quadruplet starts tomorrow fro the pride of london.

Up Chelsea, more drogba goals this season.

Mikel should step his game and score at least 2 goals in every 10 matches.
i laugh in swahili . . . . grin
but that's not a bad idea . . . cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by mykali(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14, 2009
@xqwysyte

yo momma so ugly . . .she looks in the mirror and have nightmares tongue
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 5:46pm On Aug 14, 2009
xqwysyte:
Mykali, u think u better? must be all dat weed ur puffin
cos i checked dis battle thread already, i'm winning - five to nothin
I kinda figure u lame, the way u fuss and blame
"Mykali the battle king?" Nigga 'mess ur reign"
The only way u can beat me is if, well, there is not one
cos ur lyrics are bout as precise as d aim of a bat with a gun.
okay . . . i'ma stick to the rules and murder you in two lines
u'll never be as wack as i ever was/ bitch/ wiv ur nursery rhymes
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 12:14pm On Aug 14, 2009
@xy, ish
You think u pulling the crowd now/cuz u took 'em cheap shots at me
Bitch. At the roughend of ma punchline'z the last place u wannabe.
Mon ami/ My di.ck in yo mouth. you cant spit. So u moan at me
Lyri.ka.lly/I'm above you/Yo pussi wont survive cuz i'll abuse you/O.ra.lly
Jokes EtcRe: Unbelievable. by mykali(op): 11:48am On Aug 14, 2009
by.dot, Dont you have anything quite funny that has ever happened to you?
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by mykali(m): 3:14pm On Aug 13, 2009
thanx u for sayings the truths g.string . . .sorry star  grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 3:14pm On Aug 13, 2009
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Unlocking The Doors by mykali(m): 3:05pm On Aug 13, 2009
we me-rove him
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 3:02pm On Aug 13, 2009
what the mess . . .this broad is spittin back at me . . .incredible
your beef iz inedible/ my strokes leave marks on you/ so indelible



bitch/ you spit puke in here . . . its why you fink you ill
you's pregnant wiv my punchlines/ u 4got to take 'em contraceptive pills?
Jokes EtcRe: Unbelievable. by mykali(op): 2:52pm On Aug 13, 2009
yes i be the old man . . .
and you (abi na ur chic) be the well endowed chic behind me.  grin

@tyty and ade
huh

@folly
LWKMDOOOOH grin
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcy! by mykali(m): 2:45pm On Aug 13, 2009
e don tey wey we know say him dey wia pampas
Rap BattlesRe: Club Finest: Lyricist Spit Ur 8bars Of Depth Here & Win! by mykali(m): 2:40pm On Aug 13, 2009
@illific

the worse thing will happen when i see you lifting lines/lyrics/verses from this forums and claiming they yours . . .

dont think about that . . .
Jokes EtcRe: Unlocking The Doors by mykali(m): 2:37pm On Aug 13, 2009
e be like say.
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 2:35pm On Aug 13, 2009
sad
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcy! by mykali(m): 2:31pm On Aug 13, 2009
come back hia ******
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by mykali(m): 2:31pm On Aug 13, 2009
@ayus
LMAO. U dey crase no be small grin
Rap BattlesRe: Mailmalc Vs Ibime by mykali(m): 2:31pm On Aug 13, 2009
come to think of it . . .
its now that i'm reading Malc's verse well
and what the judges say are true.
Malc did more of battle rap.
but Ibime''s lines are heavenly sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2009
@FBS
did u spot any song titles?
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 2:18pm On Aug 13, 2009
yeah, he's the man in the house
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 2:15pm On Aug 13, 2009
so you'se the new kid on the block maiming these wack niggas
big ups to you bro . . . like you sat on the hulks middle finger grin
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcy! by mykali(m): 2:13pm On Aug 13, 2009
lol @ urine test grin

that is why i loff clem . . . she too sabi grin
Jokes EtcRe: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by mykali(m): 2:11pm On Aug 13, 2009
in fact . . .iam gay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Double Power Or Inverse Action? - The Green Gooner, August 13 2009 by mykali(m): 2:07pm On Aug 13, 2009
why didnt he post this in the Arsenal thread.?
Rap BattlesRe: Activeman V. Sleekgold by mykali(m): 2:05pm On Aug 13, 2009
wackos
Jokes EtcRe: Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain by mykali(m): 2:05pm On Aug 13, 2009
@lysaa

am at chelsea's training ground.
it co-incides with Asuquo's first name
are u still angry at me
sad
Jokes EtcRe: Are You Hitting The Thing In Or Should You Try And Bring It Out? by mykali(m): 2:00pm On Aug 13, 2009
hit it harder . . .the wife screamed grin
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 1:55pm On Aug 13, 2009
@krayola

wink
Jokes EtcRe: Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain by mykali(m): 1:54pm On Aug 13, 2009
speak Kween's engrish prease. grin

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