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Jokes EtcRe: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by mykali(m): 1:53pm On Aug 13, 2009
my favourite husband . . .if i was gay
clemcykul grin
SportsRe: Which Sport Do You Dislike The Most? by mykali(m): 1:52pm On Aug 13, 2009
in order of hatred

cricket
baseball
bowling
skiing
is mountain climbing a sport? sounds suicidal to me
Jokes EtcRe: Unbelievable. by mykali(op): 1:49pm On Aug 13, 2009
who?
Jokes EtcRe: Unlocking The Doors by mykali(m): 1:45pm On Aug 13, 2009
yes shey
Jokes EtcRe: Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain by mykali(m): 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2009
i better pass u wey be devil pikin tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by mykali(m): 1:33pm On Aug 13, 2009
anusman is back
where u and ur pals go hide naa?
gunpoint . . .ituen . . .tufe . . .saucekid . . .etc
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Jokes EtcRe: Unlocking The Doors by mykali(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2009
sweetliet:
i like my man hard and rough.
please u need to change your signature.
its mis-leading grin
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by mykali(m): 1:27pm On Aug 13, 2009
who soured your day?
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 1:27pm On Aug 13, 2009
who's this biatch . . .finkin she'z tough . . up in here
go grab a pom pom . . . we dont do cheerleeding here
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 1:24pm On Aug 13, 2009
lysaa:
angry y is he telling me this?
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Unbelievable. by mykali(op): 1:19pm On Aug 13, 2009
@tyty
of course they are real
why would i llie to you grin
Jokes EtcRe: Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain by mykali(m): 1:17pm On Aug 13, 2009
sad
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 1:10pm On Aug 13, 2009
lysaa . . .
plz dont cry grin
Jokes EtcRe: Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain by mykali(m): 1:08pm On Aug 13, 2009
lysaacious grin
its been long oh . . .
u just 4got 'bout me
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 12:55pm On Aug 13, 2009
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by mykali(m): 12:53pm On Aug 13, 2009
huh
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 12:49pm On Aug 13, 2009
lysaa:
lol

@mykali
ahn-ahn. . that was just to compensate for the upper-cut.
hmmmm . . .you must know me from somewhere , .
care to elaborate? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 12:40pm On Aug 13, 2009
lysaa:
rebrand u mean. lol

mykalicious kiss
do i look familiar? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Clemeningitis I Will Kill You If You Don't Explain by mykali(m): 12:37pm On Aug 13, 2009
omg . . .clem with an elephant . . .?

what next . . .a dinosaur grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by mykali(m): 12:31pm On Aug 13, 2009
i suspected that angry
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by mykali(m): 12:26pm On Aug 13, 2009
bcuz she's islamic?
Jokes EtcUnbelievable. by mykali(op): 7:00pm On Aug 12, 2009
just tell a joke about somehing funny in your everyday life . . .


okay oh . . .
so . . .
i boarded a taxi going somewhere one fine day like dat.
in the car wit me are 2 ladies and one old aged man in the front.
we never go far before the man said to the driver
''please stop your car . . .stop the car''

we were all thinkin the man had forgotten something oh.
so the driver stopped the car for the elderly man
he opened the door, came down and released a very loud ''POOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!''  shocked  shocked  shocked  grin

Then he came back in the car and sat down as if nuthin happened.
we all stared at him . . .dumbstruck . . .
the old man looked at us and said
''would you have preferred i did it in the car?''   grin  grin  grin

the ladies said ''no sir . . .no sir''

and i said . . .''thank u sir'' grin

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some few days later . . .i went to a bank to pay in some money
one of these banks where they have pensioners at the counter attending to busy folk like us angry
so . . .
as i dey the long queue dey wait for my turn
this chic comes to stand behind me.
and belive me when i say this chic is WELL ENDOWED
mother nature not only smiled, but laughed at her.
chei . . .my back begin to dey itch me.
it was itchin for a little contact wit those fantastic tits
as if Baba God dey hear my prayer  grin
there was some ruckus in the queue in front of me . .and some pushing and shoving
and more pushing and shoving led to the guy in front of me pushing me backwards.
no be small push oh grin
and guess where i  ''landed''  cheesy
as i turned around to apologyz . . .this is what the chic said . . .

''puhlease . . .be care ful jorrrr . . .i paid expensively for these''
  shocked  shocked  shocked  shocked  shocked shocked  shocked  shocked  grin

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feel free to post your experiences. . .and if u feel my jokes aint funny, try post ya own make we see.  tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:43pm On Aug 12, 2009
chic2pimp:
definitely not madrid. Madrid won't spend that amount of cash on him as he is not that marketable plus they hardly have any cash left. I don't think bayern would get any more than £40M max.
its good to know you can say something other than laughing.  grin  undecided
Jokes EtcRe: 3 Virgin Daughters by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2009
i laugh grin
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by mykali(m): 6:37pm On Aug 12, 2009
v3nom4eva:
@mikano

Ur worst nightmare
u must know me from somewhere.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Aug 12, 2009
Aguero ? . . . i heard him say he aint leaving Spain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Community Shield : Chelsea (2)4 Vs Man Utd (2) 1 on Pens by mykali(m): 6:24pm On Aug 12, 2009
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Bells! Wedding Bells! Wedding Bells! by mykali(m): 6:22pm On Aug 12, 2009
so has the wedding commenced?
Rap BattlesRe: Activeman V. Sleekgold by mykali(m): 6:13pm On Aug 12, 2009
all talk and no battle
make u sound like gay cattle grin
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Aug 12, 2009
and who u be?
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 6:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
holy shit shocked shocked shocked . . . .
prince, you must be MAD @ bamsyle to have dumped that shit on him
bloody punchlines man.

'sup dudes in the house . . .

p.teknic is really illin shit in here. . .
i wish i could drop som'n but . . .some other time.
peace y'all.
Jokes EtcRe: Lysaa Is Missing--------HELP Find Her by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Aug 12, 2009
have you guys found lysaa undecided

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