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my favourite husband . . .if i was gay clemcykul ![]() |
in order of hatred cricket baseball bowling skiing is mountain climbing a sport? sounds suicidal to me |
who? |
yes shey |
i better pass u wey be devil pikin ![]() |
anusman is back where u and ur pals go hide naa? gunpoint . . .ituen . . .tufe . . .saucekid . . .etc[/color][color=#990000] |
sweetliet:please u need to change your signature. its mis-leading ![]() |
who soured your day? |
who's this biatch . . .finkin she'z tough . . up in here go grab a pom pom . . . we dont do cheerleeding here |
lysaa: ![]() |
@tyty of course they are real why would i llie to you ![]() |
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lysaa . . . plz dont cry ![]() |
lysaacious ![]() its been long oh . . . u just 4got 'bout me |
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lysaa:hmmmm . . .you must know me from somewhere , . care to elaborate? ![]() |
lysaa:do i look familiar? ![]() |
omg . . .clem with an elephant . . .? what next . . .a dinosaur ![]() |
i suspected that ![]() |
bcuz she's islamic? |
just tell a joke about somehing funny in your everyday life . . . okay oh . . . so . . . i boarded a taxi going somewhere one fine day like dat. in the car wit me are 2 ladies and one old aged man in the front. we never go far before the man said to the driver ''please stop your car . . .stop the car'' we were all thinkin the man had forgotten something oh. so the driver stopped the car for the elderly man he opened the door, came down and released a very loud ''POOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!'' ![]() Then he came back in the car and sat down as if nuthin happened. we all stared at him . . .dumbstruck . . . the old man looked at us and said ''would you have preferred i did it in the car?'' ![]() the ladies said ''no sir . . .no sir'' and i said . . .''thank u sir'' ![]() +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ some few days later . . .i went to a bank to pay in some money one of these banks where they have pensioners at the counter attending to busy folk like us ![]() so . . . as i dey the long queue dey wait for my turn this chic comes to stand behind me. and belive me when i say this chic is WELL ENDOWED mother nature not only smiled, but laughed at her. chei . . .my back begin to dey itch me. it was itchin for a little contact wit those fantastic tits as if Baba God dey hear my prayer ![]() there was some ruckus in the queue in front of me . .and some pushing and shoving and more pushing and shoving led to the guy in front of me pushing me backwards. no be small push oh ![]() and guess where i ''landed'' ![]() as i turned around to apologyz . . .this is what the chic said . . . ''puhlease . . .be care ful jorrrr . . .i paid expensively for these'' ![]() ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ feel free to post your experiences. . .and if u feel my jokes aint funny, try post ya own make we see. ![]() |
chic2pimp:its good to know you can say something other than laughing. ![]() |
i laugh ![]() |
v3nom4eva:u must know me from somewhere. |
Aguero ? . . . i heard him say he aint leaving Spain. |
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so has the wedding commenced? |
all talk and no battle make u sound like gay cattle ![]() |
and who u be? |
holy shit prince, you must be MAD @ bamsyle to have dumped that shit on him bloody punchlines man. 'sup dudes in the house . . . p.teknic is really illin shit in here. . . i wish i could drop som'n but . . .some other time. peace y'all. |
have you guys found lysaa ![]() |
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y is he telling me this?


