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 Sports › Re: Newcastle Accepts Wolfsburg £10 Million Bid 4 Obafemi Martins by mykali(m): 6:01pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
good news.  |
| Rap Battles › Re: ''da Ultimate Rap Battle'' Kkkossy Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 1:15pm On Jul 28, 2009 |
@k, y We need to know who d other rapheadz voted as d winner. So put up a poll. If i won, no need 4 a rematch, if u won, then . . .? My fone battery is low so i cant say much |
| Rap Battles › Re: Ibime V Malthuss by mykali(m): 7:01pm On Jul 27, 2009 |
My pocket got fresh breath . . cos money is good mint/ibime, you are really sick in the head. those were PUNCHLINES MAN. Big ups to ya!!! dont need a bible to script-ur[scripture] endMalthus had nice punchlines too, but Ibime's outdid his. big ups to ya bro. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Club Finest: Lyricist Spit Ur 8bars Of Depth Here & Win! by mykali(m): 6:45pm On Jul 27, 2009 |
@Cnario thanx @H.J r you female? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 1:31am On Jul 27, 2009 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 1:28am On Jul 27, 2009 |
@kaym I'd rather hit the studio than do that totally wack bullshyt ofokasibe calls an Audi diss. But then, i dont do rap . . .doesnt mean i cant, but i rather not |
| Rap Battles › Re: ''da Ultimate Rap Battle'' Kkkossy Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 7:12pm On Jul 26, 2009 |
@kkkossy seriously, out of the whole usernames you coulda used is this the best you could come up with?  anyway . . . check this . . . kkkossy'z on panties/ with no Pads/ that's the way we know he flows but the only time he freestyles is when he do a backstroke on a ho his name's an eye sore/ . . . .same as those lines i saw him outspittin the MYK'z similar to solving my lines/ like jigsaw that's impossible/ . . .my cold lines drop on him like icicles this gay'z a bicycle/ cuz i ride on him 'n' put him to ridicule if he comes at me in numbers/ . . .his ass i'll diss-figure he says i'm lyrically diss-abled/ yeah homie/ i'm just bigger than you nigga/ . . .i bring about your lyrical disrepute i got the impetus/ we in nairaland so i diss-member you render you celibate/ you dislike calculus but my lines make you calculate i'm hot . . .you're cold . . . you need a ''Blanket'''? . . .ask Ms Kate i'm so fly . . . i stay above you/ like i lived in the skies and you still wouldnt THRILL . . . . if you'z M.J in disguise don't despise/ mykali dont gotta be in the race to claim the price but the closest you'z to Intelligence (CIA)/ is if you'z the kitchen Spice(spies) you'z so wack . . .your illest verses were bitten off my wackest lines you could eat every yeast 'n' polish you find/ but you still wont RISE and SHINE!!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 6:47pm On Jul 26, 2009 |
@eyonigger dont blame me, blame my idle brain for lack of something more important to do. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laziness by mykali(m): 8:29pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
i can only see bush |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 8:21pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: Club Finest: Lyricist Spit Ur 8bars Of Depth Here & Win! by mykali(m): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
check . . . my lyrics come un-a-bridge(d)/ like we over the Niger my swagga/ like the River below/ endless/ i Rep Naija// i'm kinda/ Distich(the stitch) at times/ holdin this rap ish together we birdz of same feathers/ its why we're fly together// i'm a go getter/ more cheddar/ i'll be making you playas keep debating/ why you niggaz hatin?// mykali be like T.I/ more Paper i'll be Chasing these niggas test my fire/ they ass i'm cremating// then demoting/ they stay down like denominators we're numerators/ this niggas diss us/ to elevate us// these conspirators/ cant ascend/ like faulty elevators they try they best to be Arnold/ but they can't Terminators(terminate us)// they replicate us/ they think they 9ice/ but they cant photocopy you niggaz sloppy/ mykali'z got his money made/ like Puffy// watch me slay these cannibals and vampires/ like Buffy mykali . . . lives forever . . . while y'all stay . . . in your coffins// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 7:23pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
bigdaz:thanx. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 7:14pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
Drogba's goal is the sorta goal you score wiv a console [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] |
| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 7:10pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
mykali:Bombs strapped to my tongue/ so i spit explosions like you fed on C4/ i see forth . . . . your implosion volcanic eruptions/ off my lips/ causes your cremation cuz i bring you to yer end . . .like the Revelations if you'z vile/ i spit vulgar . . . like am manickal i'm kamikaze/ like the Japanese/ or suicidal Talibans mykali'z the next worse thing you heard since Hannibal like Sauron on Metasin's ass/ . . . .i'm a cannibal Ofoka'z malnourished/ so he feeds on the huge beef i bring watch him choke/ . . . if he think's he fly/ i clip his wings he feels T[/b]he [b]Pain now/ so he dont rap/ . . .he sings his life'z a movi[/i]e/ . . .like [i]The Fellowship Of The Rings you's a Hobbit/ you dont spit . . .you vomit/ take ya pills call me KillZ/ by the power of God . . .your illness/ i heal i'm your lyrical Deity/ to My Highness/ . . . .you kneel broke mofo's a male LovePeddler/ he say he tryna pay the billz Ofoka wouldnt[i] stand [/i] straight if he battled a lame me if i wuz crazy/ he wouldnt wanna TEST an insane me he'll FAIL me/ . . . .aint no need for flash backs he battled me in Nike Slacks/ but he still wont get a PASS MARK. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Free Mp3 +lyrics Ofoka Destroys Ibime+ Mykali+hj+eyonigger+specktacula+eljonero by mykali(m): 6:43pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
ofoka, i wont do an Audio for you. go to the ofoka diss/truction thread and see the way my bombs drop on you. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man City Not A Threat - Ferguson by mykali(m): 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: ''da Ultimate Rap Battle'' Kkkossy Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 6:38pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
@kkkossy (what a name) this is a call out right? shit, i've already got my hands on someone else's neck (ofoka) i saw this late so i cant reply now. howbout you check later tom'ao evening? you got nice punchlines and disses but i cant tell how many lines you posted. so do a reconstruction nd arrange them lines properly.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
we are on a winning streak oh . . .3 out of 3. i knew we shouldnt have missed out on Yuri |
| Rap Battles › Re: Mailmalc Vs Ibime by mykali(m): 6:21pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
ibime is too hot mayne . . . . Im counting cash/ on forex indices where my coins chart/ brand you with a swastika. . . but still you got no Deutsche Marks!/ My dogs bite ankles/ like buckles on tight sandals/ You can’t win fair and square. . . so you better try angles!/(triangles) You could bet-ya-computer/ that Ill lecture-this-loser/ and Ill make you owe PC. . . like June 12 election-disputers!/ I climb fences/ and steal one of your five senses/ so you couldn’t scope a chick. . . not even with fine lenses/ My speech so sick/ but I keep it on a d-lo tip/ Pride comes before a fall. . . and Ill make ya ego trip!/ Analogue television/ couldn’t describe his position/ cos when this fool smokes weed. . . he’s the high definition!/ ibime, if i bite ya lines in future, please, know that i couldnt resist the temptation. i don save this page for my lappy already |
| Rap Battles › Re: Free Mp3 +lyrics Ofoka Destroys Ibime+ Mykali+hj+eyonigger+specktacula+eljonero by mykali(m): 2:33pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
Ofoka the window cleaning wiper. Olodo. I'll be back for you. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 8:38pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
ofoka, all your Audios are wack. My eardrums suffer from tryn to hear your lame lines on those tracks. A stark contrast to Krayola's masterpiece. I had to listen to that first diss track at Sauron 5 times b4 i realyzd my name was mentioned there. So quit braggin about that load of B/S you call Audios. They are all wack. FYI, this aint a call out, i dont giv a mess if you hit back at me or suck your own d!ck. |
| Rap Battles › Re: 6 Against 1 Ofoka Vs Damoe+ H.j+ Eyonigger+ Mykali+specktakular+elfoolero by mykali(m): 8:31pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
ofoka, all your Audios are wack. My eardrums suffer from tryn to hear your fake voice on those tracks. A stark contrast to Krayola's masterpiece. I had to listen to that first diss track at Sauron 5 times b4 i realyzd my name was mentioned there. So quit braggin about that load of B/S you call Audios. They are all wack. |
| Rap Battles › Re: 6 Against 1 Ofoka Vs Damoe+ H.j+ Eyonigger+ Mykali+specktakular+elfoolero by mykali(m): 8:30pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
ofoka, all your Audios are wack. My eardrums suffer from tryn to hear your fake voice on those tracks. A stark contrast to Krayola's masterpiece. I had to listen to that first diss track at Sauron 5 times b4 i realyzd my name was mentioned there. So quit braggin about that load of B/S you call Audios. They are all wack. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:50pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
@lysaa what are you doing in the Chelsea thread if you're not a Chelsea fan? with comments that contain ''we'' |
| Jokes Etc › Re: For Those Who Are Dead! by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
halleluyah!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wedding Designing by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
guy this wan pass Silverbird Cinema.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wenger Looks 2 Martins As Replacement 4 Adebayor by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
@switch please, buy Newcastle for Martin's sake. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ben20001 Aplication by mykali(m): 6:30pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
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| Rap Battles › Ofoka'z Diss/truction . . .Dissus 2 by mykali(op): 6:17pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
er . .er . .erm Diss is a special announcement check . . . . . Dissus 1 Ofoka'z afraid to battle me/ he'z scared of my persona cuz i fight to death/ like i dropped the chicken leg in Sona// nigga cant face me/ i'm a Destroyer like Conan bastard'z got Rickets/ his bitch loves the way i bone her// Ofoka'z crazy ''upstairs''/ like occupants of YabaLeft ''Penthouse'' this gay aint straight/ cuz he lives in David Bent's house// he may be/ like Jay Z/ but he aint no rap paragon cuz he aint got ''ID'' on the track/ like Ogungbe doing a marathon// he's a gay/ so see him diss skirts(diskettes)/ like floppy i'm Mr Incredible/ while you ''gettin spanked by your poppi''// call me Totti/ or Fran[i]CESC[/i]o/ like Fabregas with the killer pass/ get by me 'n' i murder ya ass// i'm sadistic when i go Ballistic on you like Banderas bcuz i bring T[/b]he [b]PAIN to you like am Teddy Pendaraz// you'z a ponderer/ like thoughtful cows/ cuz you keep ruminating my paper be appreciatin/ in numbers/ so you'll be numerating// and i'm so sick/ i'm close to death/ there's no recuperating if Ofoka'z waiting/ for my demise/ he'll end up METHUSELAtin'// *************************************************************** PREVIEW TO DISSUS 2 Ofoka/ dont test my waters wiv soapy bars/ cuz i'll burst your bubble quit yer squabble/ if you'z a Retarded Clone/ i'll still beat your double and if you bite all them shady lines/ you still won't crack a bottle my lines hard like marble/ while you dabble/ like kidz in a puddle. BITCH, . . .!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wedding Designing by mykali(m): 5:54pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
these days i cant differentiate tits from teeth. one day, i told a girl "i want to see your teeth'' and she opened her blouse for me. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
joke one cool day like that, Dani buys a particular jigsaw puzzle box and goes home to solve it. he tries to solve the puzzle for as long as he can. he does so in 2 weeks and is very happy with himself. just then, his friend sam milla comes to visit him and he shows him the finished puzzle. Dani: ol boy, sammi, this puzzle no easy oh. Sam: ennh? how long did it take you to solve it? Dani: as long as two weeks oh. Sam: that's way too long a time to solve a puzzle Dani: you nor understand. i be a genius oh. look the box na,you no see where dem write ''from two to four years"? |
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