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 Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back Guys Lol by mykali(m): 7:10pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
gunpoint . . .lol, i thought he left with the rest of his buddies. ituen . . saucekid . . . tufe . . . migines . . . holythug . . . jeovy . . . none of them come around here again |
| Forum Games › Re: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 6:53pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
 the Living/Dead man hadn't realized he was on his Adamic Suit untill he looked down and saw his unclothedness. so he walked over to the dead body of the nurse and stripped her. he put on the nurses uniform and started wandering barefooted around the hospital premises until he came to the head doctor's office . . . |
| Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by mykali(m): 6:42pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
no . . .macleans why do you ask? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
lol @ ^^^ but saddam don die naa  the first joke was good too.  it looks like bliessing is trying to be unfriendly  |
| Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? I I I by mykali(m): 6:31pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
aren't you suppose to know who? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by mykali(m): 6:30pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
hi guyz.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New:: Comments / Complains by mykali(m): 6:25pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
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| Forum Games › Re: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 6:19pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
@tboy and xoxoxo why did you guys kill the poor guy? i'm about to revive him . . .science fiction style. @topic . . .meanwhile the corpse of the ''dead lover man'' was about to be cut up for autopsy. but as the doctor was about to use the scalpel, he saw the dead man's hand twitching. he thought he was imagining things, he rubbed his eyes and then opened them to see the dead man's chest in steady motion. the dead man was breathing. ''this fu*king corpse is alive'' he screamed and ran out of the autopsy room Mr Dead Lover Man then opened his eyes and looked around him. he remembered the last thing he saw was a a bullet entering his head so he knew he should be dead. but unknown to him, he had healing powers similar to that of wolverine in Xmen or Peter Petrelli in Heroes.  he stood up from the autopsy table and made his way to the door. he opened it. the first nurse that saw him screamed with all her might ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH . . . HE'S NAKED'' |
| Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 5:36pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
check my wordplay and tell me if i flunked hard . . . [center]these Greek want no parts of me bcuz i diss-Troy maybe i diss-Crete/ but itz all part of diss ploy~ they know i bring diss-truction, i hear 'em ''diss/cuss'' but that don't bother me, i still blossom like a hibiscus~ they'll be coming at me in numbers but i still diss-figure you think i'm diss-abled? you'r right/ i guess i'm just bigger~ than you niggerz, i bring about your lyrical disrepute i got the impetus/ we in nairaland so i diss-member you~ render you celibate/ you ain't on cloud9 bcuz i made the clouds dissipate i may be forced to diss-o[/b]r[b]nate, like ceramic plates~ or maybe i sound harsh/ other niggerz diss-continue/ i rap 'em up 'n' discard They all mad/ and they aint got the skillery to (do it) Diss hard~ hardcore battle rappin' leaves you in a state of diss-array yeah i diss-Obe[/b]y/ [b]Tunde [/b]and [b]Wunmi don't hav the guts to retaliate~ ''mykali wait/ you spittin subliminal today, please kindly expatiate your sweet rhymes so hot, it makes us start to salivate''~ You niggerz fake, and you can't get it bcuz don't got what it takes So i diss-integrate/ i dislike calculus but still i make you start to calculate~ The info I disseminate begins to circulate/ y'all should know i'm lyrically perfect The Elderz of this rap game say i diss-regard 'em/mess that/ i'll still dis[/b]s-[b]respect~ Your fake act[/b]s don't amaze me, homie, so you better watch me diss-[b]play In this place/ i dis[/b]s-[b]place, bcuz none other can do Diss this way~ [/center] |
| Forum Games › Re: Team A Vs Team B - Part 3 by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
a 546 |
| Forum Games › Re: Re: The Rhyme Game by mykali(op): 5:15pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
shyne. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy - NL Summer Rap Battle by mykali(m): 6:58am On Jun 24, 2009 |
@lalaboi Done |
| Forum Games › Re: Re: Begin A Sentence And End It With The Same Word. by mykali(op): 8:33pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
lol . . . i read yours posta and i still lol |
| Music/Radio › Re: Terry Da Rapman Beats Illbliss! by mykali(m): 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
that track keeps me glued to my radio speakerz . . .terry tha rapman is takin over |
| Forum Games › Re: Re: Begin A Sentence And End It With The Same Word. by mykali(op): 8:08pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
She likes it that way doesnu she? |
| Forum Games › Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by mykali(m): 3:00pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
When Everyone Around Resumes Yawning STINK |
| Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy! NL Summer Rap Battle (preliminary) by mykali(m): 2:30pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
LM.4kn.AO. H.j, that was ill bro. preserve better bars for the tourney. O4ka, i hav 1 last thing to say PREPARE FOR DISS-TRUCTION!!! |
| Music/Radio › Re: 2face Booed Off The Stage For Performing His Old Songs In Abuja by mykali(m): 10:39am On Jun 22, 2009 |
He should quit it |
| Forum Games › Re: Re:look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by mykali(m): 10:35am On Jun 22, 2009 |
Ching chung chu |
| Gaming › Re: How Can I Pass This Stage 'quntum Of Solace' Ps2 The Game by mykali(m): 10:07am On Jun 22, 2009 |
owen. this is forum games section. you should be in games section. to answer your question, try to press box/block to crouch before moving to stay undetected by the enemy. oya vamoose from hia |
| Forum Games › Re: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2009 |
''darling, its me. where are you?'' it was her. the woman that stood between him and his true love. his wife |
| Rap Battles › Re: M4show Vs Khanye by mykali(m): 6:11am On Jun 22, 2009 |
Khanye. nice lines. i just hope they'r yourz |
| Forum Games › Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by mykali(m): 1:24am On Jun 22, 2009 |
Jews Enjoy Sweet Upper-room Supper SKILL |
| Forum Games › Re: Continue the story ... by mykali(m): 1:17am On Jun 22, 2009 |
. . .and held his arm. ''Pleasse don't leave me. I don't know how it happened but i love you so much. I can't imagine a life without you. Whatever plans you have about this other woman . . .i know i can't stop you from doing what you want to do, but please, promise me one last thing'' He looked at her and asked ''what?'' She said ''promise me that you . . .'' |
| Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy! NL Summer Rap Battle (preliminary) by mykali(m): 1:03am On Jun 22, 2009 |
Lalaboi . . .are the draws still in your drawer? Bring 'em out boi. Lol Seriouly, i need to know who i'm up against . . .and the deadline date. I dont login everyday y'know. You were supposed to have posted it sooner |
| Forum Games › Re: Team A Vs Team B - Part 3 by mykali(m): 12:51am On Jun 22, 2009 |
A 538 |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures 2 by mykali(m): 12:47am On Jun 22, 2009 |
dont tell me you believe anything she says |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FIFA Confederations Cup: South Africa '09 Official Thread by mykali(m): 12:31am On Jun 22, 2009 |
The Egyptians were exhausted and fatigued. Even AbouTerika couldnt do sqwat!!! They exerted all their energy against Brasil and Italy, so i aint surprised about tonight. RSA and USA are gonna be seriously dealt with in the semis. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy - NL Summer Rap Battle by mykali(m): 5:09pm On Jun 21, 2009 |
o4ka, you claiming to be so hype/sh!t nigga your end time is ripe if i get a chance to battle you homie i'll squeeze your windpipe your sh!t stinks more than the odour from a busted septic pipe your keyboard must be made in Aba bcuz your lyrics are a fake type dont claim to be shIt you aint. or you'll end up like it. . . . . .FLUSH YOU OUT. |
| Phones › Re: >>Opera Mini<<< by mykali(m): 4:31pm On Jun 21, 2009 |
@kwajay how do you input that code you gave. cos i dont understand it. please can any one tell me how to format an E71 phone? my friend needs it badly. thanx |
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