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Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(op): 9:05am On Jul 09, 2009

wetin titi dey yarn sef. Make i follow join. *eeeeeeezzkinn*

Jokes Etc › Re: To Daniluv by mykali(m): 7:19pm On Jul 08, 2009

Jokes Etc › Re: To Daniluv by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2009

@ade

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(op): 7:14pm On Jul 08, 2009

titi

Na tongue dey scratch you now abi?

Jokes Etc › Re: Teissys is an Agbero in Kikuyu Area of Kenya by mykali(m): 7:10pm On Jul 08, 2009

femi
Y did you hijack her pishure from facebook na? Make i go find ya own

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:58pm On Jul 08, 2009

This lyrical rhymemaster 's back to put these nikkers back on they legs
they still wont be a part of raps big picture if they chew a mem-card of 100gig jpegs

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:47pm On Jul 08, 2009

Haha' sauron and brash getting a healthy spankin from the dope trio
Kray, h.j and eyo. Ride on my niggerz. I feel ur rhymes, una dey try oh

Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2009

lmfaoana
Sauron, are you havin trouble redeeming your credibility?
You shoulda thought of that before . . ,never mind.
After your battle with ibime, maybe . . just maybe. . . We might begin to believe er'thing you spit.

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(op): 5:37pm On Jul 08, 2009

teisyss
Please, ignore that chic that thinks she's a man. I hav imporant matters to discuss wiv you.

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by mykali(m): 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2009

ade, na dat tin wey she no want wey i fit giv am.

Jokes Etc › Re: To Daniluv by mykali(m): 4:39pm On Jul 08, 2009

i know Chinwe. Infact she be my ex-bla bla bla mate

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by mykali(m): 4:32pm On Jul 08, 2009

chei, if nairaland close down today, some people go crase oh. Thank God say i no follow. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(op): 4:01pm On Jul 08, 2009

miss thesis,
Please, kindly introduce yaself to me. Abi you neva hear say i be Moderator of Women Affairs? grin

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Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by mykali(m): 12:50pm On Jul 08, 2009

The next reasonable step to take is to put that verse on everyfuckn search engine on the WWW

Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy Se1 (main Thread) by mykali(m): 12:40pm On Jul 08, 2009

lalaboi
it aint yer fault. You just didnt hav a clue from the beginning grin

try to hav muki or anyother of the elites set up a tourney next time.
Why should i battle my fellow chelskite? wink

Rap Battles › Re: Dblock Aka Tbite: Calling Out Anyone For A Battle by mykali(m): 12:28pm On Jul 08, 2009

@krayola
bro. That was some encouraging stuff from you. Talk like that makes me wanna quit the office and hit the studio. Lmfao.
Thanx kray. I appreciate. But truth be told, i use that your diss track at Sauron as my ringtone. Homie, that shit is hilarious. Er'body who hears it wants it. You must hav plans about an album right? Lol. Keep it up son grin

Rap Battles › Re: Dblock Aka Tbite: Calling Out Anyone For A Battle by mykali(m): 12:16pm On Jul 08, 2009

@phatwall
you want beef? Enh! You better squash that
till it look like yo' old momma's breast, ALL FLAT!!!

Biiitch!

Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy Se1 (main Thread) by mykali(m): 8:02pm On Jul 06, 2009

@lalaboi

everybody has lost interest in this shit.
every.fuckn.body

Jokes Etc › Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by mykali(m): 8:01pm On Jul 06, 2009

femo is that ugly? lol

Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Emceez: My Perspective by mykali(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2009

ofokasibe. Gabrywyl will never rap dope, even if you give her all them 'juana you grow in your backyard. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day by mykali(m): 7:39pm On Jul 06, 2009

i laugh

Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy Se1 (main Thread) by mykali(m): 7:36pm On Jul 06, 2009

my first time in a tourney and nothin gets done.

mess.it. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(op): 7:28pm On Jul 06, 2009

chei . . . shocked

am i no longer wanted in the jokes section. sad

my house for many years. huh

okay, make ina ''bye bye'' na. embarassed

*turns around and lets loose a prolonged fart before leaving* tongue

Rap Battles › Re: Dblock Aka Tbite: Calling Out Anyone For A Battle by mykali(m): 7:23pm On Jul 06, 2009

@menike

good for ya. wasnt talkin to you 'bout battlin dblock tho'
was talkin to fat-[b]w[/b]b[b]all[/b]z

Rap Battles › Re: Dblock Aka Tbite: Calling Out Anyone For A Battle by mykali(m): 7:05pm On Jul 06, 2009

@Fat-ballz grin

if wanna battle Dblock, call him out on a separate thread.
i'm already on 'diss' shit.

@menike
you are an elite homie, your barz are ancient grin

Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy! NL Summer Rap Battle (preliminary) by mykali(m): 6:53pm On Jul 06, 2009

chrisical

the tournament is a flop. i just wasted my hard thought 8barz for nuffn.
so did you. undecided

Rap Battles › Re: Wordsmith Vs. Ibime by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Jul 06, 2009

@ibime.

you remain number 1 on WHO'S list of most dreadful illnesses homie. wink

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by mykali(m): 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2009

OWEN TO THE SCUMMIES. shocked

i laugh.

cant wait for the 15th of August mahn, make i go fastforward time like Nakamura. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Jul 05, 2009

if JT goes, we have to keep Mancienne and Ivanovic

Lampard can do what JT does on the pitch, so we might not really miss him.

Rap Battles › Re: Show No Mercy! NL Summer Rap Battle (preliminary) by mykali(m): 6:06pm On Jul 05, 2009

who made you a judge over us? tongue

Rap Battles › Re: Dblock Aka Tbite: Calling Out Anyone For A Battle by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Jul 05, 2009

@dblock

put up a poll. let the other netcz judge. wink

Rap Battles › Re: Dblock Aka Tbite: Calling Out Anyone For A Battle by mykali(m): 3:19pm On Jul 05, 2009

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you better not bite t.bite.

Check

see me dribblin on the mic like i'm the lyrical cristiano
Mesmerizing these wack rapperz wiv lines hot like an inferno~
Tbite tries to bite my lines and he getz tongue burnt
I flaunt lyrical abilitiz/ my shine leaves you sunburnt~
I'm suicidal wiv these punchlines like one of 'em Chan stuntz
I leave dblock stunned/ my style similar to the Cena taunt~
This nigga couldnt see me even if he got four eyes
And he would never live to be me if he lived four  lives~
My style like a magnet/ it attracts all eyes
Your style same as bullshit/ it attracts more flies~
Dblock spitz ''ill shit''  like he fed on a sick cow's dump
He'z a bitch without the lumpz/ he just loves a man's hump~
So he'z on a manhunt/ for a manhood/ the dude blows good
If you pay good/ this homie lays good/ he'll even dance nude~
mess it dude/ my lines come at you like a melee attack
Punchlines so electrifyin/ i leave you wiv a heart attack~
This is a mic attack/ playa/ so mykali will mass attack
Lyrical bulletz go ra-ta-ta on ya punk ass/ i bring the rap mas-sa-cre~

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