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 Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 6:49pm On May 26, 2009 |
Why do i smell pussie, is that you manickure? bcuz you got flows like vagina after a d1ck's first puncture You got no word structure, your lines need medication from a lyrical Dr like acupuncture, my punchlines pin you down, like yu were suffering a seizure Feel displeasure cuz am about to displease ya, infect ya wit lyrical malaria You'll be shiverin as my cold lines engulf ya, the only remedy is if you surrender to the fact that i'm the lyrical Obama Bcuz i'm takin over, your games over No replays, no more wacky displays inner this place Mykali's won the race, you in second place, no debates homie i'll shift your face if you try to make a case You'll still lose bcuz the judge's my date, and she loves my di.ck i'm so sick, i make HIV look so weak My lines are delicacy, you wanna bite, homie take your pick I'm so quick, Louis Hamilton goes high on me b4 he races I'll beat you any day, no matter where the place is, even if we doing wacky races I've got many faces, you beefin me? i leave ur face with grimaces |
| Rap Battles › Re: Icklemasq Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 5:58pm On May 26, 2009 |
This is bullshyt. why do scaredy-cats like IckleMasQ exist anyway? The homie is so wack he couldn't kick a verse for me. With all the yam he's been chewin he can't even spit 2bars. |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by mykali(m): 5:49am On May 26, 2009 |
The life and timez of E.kchuku |
| Rap Battles › Re: Icklemasq Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 10:31pm On May 24, 2009 |
lmao. Talk about ''the log in your eye" That was classic shit krayola. For that, Barca will surely win the UCL. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Who Say Igwe No Fit Rap? by mykali(m): 10:21pm On May 24, 2009 |
how did i find myself in here? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by mykali(m): 8:23pm On May 24, 2009 |
allboyz:allboyz, don't you wish it was your nappy team we shold be playing against?  @switch just get ready for ''castration day'' |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 7:27pm On May 23, 2009 |
kha kha kha. that's me laughing  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by mykali(m): 7:21pm On May 23, 2009 |
switch my boi. the 30th day is getting closer |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 7:16pm On May 23, 2009 |
make me greased? homie, that sounds like gay stuff hey, we've got blue in our bloods. so lets put the beef switch off.  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Icklemasq Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 7:02pm On May 23, 2009 |
ickleMasQ:time's up bloke, dont tell me you're chicken hearted and i just wasted 9bars.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by mykali(m): 6:59pm On May 23, 2009 |
who tha heck is that? ya papa?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "havaii" Or "hawaii." by mykali(m): 6:49pm On May 23, 2009 |
oya release me before i bite you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Geography Of A Woman by mykali(op): 6:43pm On May 23, 2009 |
chei. in those days of black and white |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mama Pushada by mykali(m): 6:36pm On May 23, 2009 |
push harder!!! lmao. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ways Of Doin It! by mykali(m): 6:31pm On May 23, 2009 |
lol. how to milk a cow . . .indeed |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese by mykali(m): 6:26pm On May 23, 2009 |
ha ha. i am quite devious. this joke is funny sha. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Premier League Clubs Anagrams by mykali(m): 6:21pm On May 23, 2009 |
@Abbygal ii truely dont know. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by mykali(m): 6:11pm On May 23, 2009 |
the dictionary is definietly outdated |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Meeting Parents by mykali(m): 6:09pm On May 23, 2009 |
@dani i know this is the jokes section, but please dont tell me you were serious about not knowing about ''boy virgins'' @Ani that joke was incredible. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Complex Family Relationship by mykali(m): 6:02pm On May 23, 2009 |
such a complicated family. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 5:52pm On May 23, 2009 |
so Ancelotti is really coming? how long will it take him to adapt? as long as it took Scolari? when its almost too late? i'm having headaches over this. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Four Catholic Ladies by mykali(m): 5:38pm On May 23, 2009 |
nice |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 5:30pm On May 23, 2009 |
@bliss no. your answer woulda been correct. but the answer i want ''does not EXIST'' for your riddle, johnny cash? @dayo i better pass you |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland(2) Vs Chelsea(3) On Sunday 24th May by mykali(m): 5:28pm On May 23, 2009 |
@FBS that aint possible. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by mykali(m): 5:15pm On May 23, 2009 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: I'm Embarrased To Rap :'( by mykali(m): 5:09pm On May 23, 2009 |
i laugh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(op): 5:04pm On May 23, 2009 |
dickele:your kelevra?  nice. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 5:01pm On May 23, 2009 |
maybe we should do a REAL battle? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "havaii" Or "hawaii." by mykali(m): 4:50pm On May 23, 2009 |
romade: na you sabi. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Icklemasq Vs Mykali by mykali(m): 4:49pm On May 23, 2009 |
@MasQ-rade. impossible, is what i call getting lyrically outdone by I-C-Kle my cold lines so dangerous, they drop on you like icicles you're pitiful, i'll be riding on you like you iz a bicycle put you to ridicule, its logical, my shine melts you like a popsicle i aint physical, but when i spit i'll blow you out like dust particles lyrically licenced to arrest you, cuff you, chain you with metaphorical manacles go ask Manickal, he's a witness to why they call me whimsical without second thoughts, i'll release my lyrical arsenal, gun you down, homie i'm cynical your lines are weaker than a 90 year old d1ck, you suffering from lyrical MED? i'm no physicist, but i'll put you thru lyrical dynamics, like we doing QED i'm multi talented, i gotta lotta sides to me, i must have MPD you think you're ill? i gotta admit that, you must've caught an STD i'll send you to your tomb, you'll face judgement from the god Anubis your lines so wackish, i gotta ask a question, boi, can you diss? its evident, you're irrelevant and no different from other rap wannabes you're a malady, you bring delusional ecstacy to this game like cheap cannabis can you handle this(diss)? watch me throw more punchlines than Canibus you lyrically powerless, i'll still stand miles above you . . .ceteris paribus. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Banging by Ruggedman Ft Durella (Modenine Diss) by mykali(m): 10:43am On May 23, 2009 |
Modenind will never agree to that. Instead he'll feature in an Eedris or Daddi Showkey track |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "havaii" Or "hawaii." by mykali(m): 8:12pm On May 22, 2009 |
LMAO. Arcani is back. |
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