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Jokes EtcRe: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(op): 2:01pm On May 21, 2009
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 1:51pm On May 21, 2009
@switch

you are the most dedicated member of the Chelsea Fan's thread. but you are not a Fan. tongue

@topic

Deco to Inter, good news

Miacon to Chelsea, great news.
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants It? by mykali(m): 1:49pm On May 21, 2009
ickleMasQ . . .

if you wanna battle drop your lines. . .

then i'll kick in and KICK YOU . . .
Jokes EtcRe: Chav: by mykali(m): 1:37pm On May 21, 2009
grin
Rap BattlesRe: Boring Rap Battle Thread by mykali(m): 1:22pm On May 21, 2009
@menike


homie you're so ill . . . i gotta change my siggy.
Jokes EtcYoung Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(op): 1:03pm On May 21, 2009
an 8 yr old boy named Dayo Kelevra was accused of rape.

lipsrsealed

In court, his lady lawyer' Miss Lolabby holds his ''bla bla bla'' saying

"your honor, this boy is only eight years old, he doesn't have the ability to rape a woman''

she shakes the tiny ''bla bla bla'' trying to prove her point

Kelevra looks petrified and whispers in Lola's ear . . .

"please, don't shake it''

Lola asks ''or what?''

kelevra answers ''or we'll lose the case!" grin
SportsRe: Uefa Cup Final Preview: Shakhtar Donetsk – Werder Bremen by mykali(m): 12:54pm On May 21, 2009
Julius will be wishing he was still at Shatkar now. he woulda gotten his first UEFA medal.

what is gonna differentiate the EUROPA CUP fro the defunct UEFA cup?
Rap BattlesRe: I'm Embarrased To Rap :'( by mykali(m): 12:41pm On May 21, 2009
yeah, me too. grin
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 12:39pm On May 21, 2009
blissieng:
@mYKALI

Do you see the fit though?

Would you like another one? I've got quite a few,
yeah i see. please, the next time you post riddles, let it have a 10/100 answerable ratio instead of 0.1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grin
PhonesRe: >>>sony Ericsson Thread<<< by mykali(m): 12:37pm On May 21, 2009
i'm using a k550i and it only downloads applicable jar files. i cant do zip . .exe . . .not to think of pdf.
i usually do think those are meant for simbian phones while mine is java.

or have i been living in a world of my own?

you guys should rescue me from this ignorance grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop World Awards Winners by mykali(m): 12:32pm On May 21, 2009
chrisical:
Do you know the meaning of 'next rated' at all by saying M.I should av won it.
would you care to elaborate? tongue
Rap BattlesRe: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 12:28pm On May 21, 2009
a punchline is a diss line. i hope you know what a ''diss'' is.

an example of a punchline by modenine . . .

''you're a dancer now trying to compete with keffi and susie how? . . . .mr penguin happy feet just got served'' grin

that was at Rugged Man
Jokes EtcRe: From Friends Party With Great Love. by mykali(m): 12:22pm On May 21, 2009
bunch of jokers!! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 8:06am On May 21, 2009
I would neva hav gotten the answer to that question. I was thinking it was a thing, not a SHE.
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants It? by mykali(m): 9:25pm On May 20, 2009
MasQ . .you're insignificant without the ''uerade''
put on your ojuju and show your skills at the village parade
Jokes EtcRe: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 9:21pm On May 20, 2009
lol. manikunu. grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 9:17pm On May 20, 2009
i keep coming in here to show superiority,
with a propensity for making y'all bow down to my lyrical dexterity
mess publicity, my punchlines kindles your curiosity,
makes you wanna know who spits with such ferocity
i'll keep making haterz show more loyalty,
it aint easy for one man to exhibit such lyrical wizardry,
so quit your jealousy, 'i have so much generosity,
you can bite my lines and go free, i've got the ability to spit with more grandiosity
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 9:03pm On May 20, 2009
clemcykul:
mykali pls dont forget what u promised me
what i promised you? please explain sad
TV/MoviesRe: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by mykali(m): 9:01pm On May 20, 2009
yeah right . . . tongue
Rap BattlesRe: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 8:45pm On May 20, 2009
pheww!! been a while i was here. my signature reminded me of the days when i spent sleepless nights tryna make those wack lines of mine grin

@gabby

how iz u keeping up on your rap game dear?
Jokes EtcRe: Luv Offer by mykali(m): 8:39pm On May 20, 2009
so studio was banned? cool. grin
TV/MoviesRe: This Week @ Genesis Deluxe Cinema: WHEN IN ROME (Find Below) by mykali(m): 8:36pm On May 20, 2009
wack!
Rap BattlesRe: I'm Embarrased To Rap :'( by mykali(m): 8:31pm On May 20, 2009
lol @ gab. grin it ain't in you. take it from me. wink
Rap BattlesRe: One Bar Cypher - No Dissiz by mykali(m): 8:19pm On May 20, 2009
i'm a lyrical enormity, my punchlines cause demolition when in motion like an elephant
you is an ant in my path, i dont see you so i step on you because you're irrelevant
TV/MoviesRe: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by mykali(m): 8:08pm On May 20, 2009
D'banj . . . . grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop World Awards Winners by mykali(m): 8:03pm On May 20, 2009
Modenine is the best lyricist in Nigeria. i'm sure the award already had his name on it before it was announced.

Jude Abaga . .M.I shoulda won the ''next rated act'' award. . . .

why didn't Cobhams win the best producer award? I.D is good, but Cobhams is def. better.

Timaya, Timaya, Timaya. i still have doubts about that his Album.

Etcetera . . .kudos.

Jokes EtcRe: From Friends Party With Great Love. by mykali(m): 7:30pm On May 20, 2009
Studio CFR:
Bad advice!  cool





some bad belle people just dey throw shits at other peoples thread anyhow for here, well, sha, nothing person fit do to satisfy the people of the world.

nor be sey my jokes be copy and paste like thiers.
ttsseww lipsrsealed
what tha heck is that supposed to insinuate? angry
Jokes EtcRe: From Friends Party With Great Love. by mykali(m): 7:04pm On May 20, 2009
jeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!

studio43, please next time try to make meus laugh.
i post dirty jokes too but at least . . .they are jokes.

hope you take this lightly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Douglas Maicon (inter) Vs. Dani Alves (barcelona) Who's Better? by mykali(m): 6:58pm On May 20, 2009
OMGawd . . .

Maicon is a classic RFB. he's better than Alves at that position a zillion times.
to me, Alves is more of a RWF because he is useless in defense. even his crosses are 50% completed
Maicon combines defense with attack very effectively. and his crosses are pin-pointed on its target.
Miacon is more like a right footed Patrice Evra.
Jokes EtcRe: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 6:52pm On May 20, 2009
maybe we should change the name to confusionhouse.com huh sad huh sad grin
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 6:33pm On May 20, 2009
yeah. i am. grin

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