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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid(2) Vs Barca(6) On Saturday 2nd May: Live by mykali(m): 5:31pm On May 03, 2009 |
R.Madrid was shyte yesterday. they gave Barca too much space. it was as if they were afraid to mark the ball outta them. they fuckn made Henry and his mates looked like demi-gods of soccer. Chelsea would never allow this B.S at the Bridge. Wednesday night is getting closer. y'all will shut your traps after then. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(op): 5:27pm On May 03, 2009 |
lol. he is likely to do so.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 5:04pm On May 03, 2009 |
okay, i don't know. maybe now you can tell me.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 4:38pm On May 03, 2009 |
eyonigger:you should be.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 4:11pm On May 03, 2009 |
@eyonigger the scared person is you. you are scared that with all the ''sexy football'' you guys have been playing all the way to Stamford Bridge, you will be rewarded with nothin. you guys have your La Liga to win so you should be content you ain't ending empty handed. yeah, chelsea plays the ugliest football on the planet and two of our UCL matches should never have been among THE BEST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHES EVER. i get that part. so maybe when we win Barcelona at the Bridge and you go to bed crying, for your sake we might consider playing ''sexy football'' . . .that is after we use ''anti-football tactics'' to furkin win this elusive UCL title. if you've thunked Barca has a chance in hell of going through Stamford Bridge unscathed . . .thunk again. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea(3) Vs Fulham(1) On Saturday 2nd May by mykali(m): 5:45pm On May 02, 2009 |
A good match. I felt we should hav scored more. Finally, Anelka has scored his most elusive 16th goal. Up next . . . Barca |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea(3) Vs Fulham(1) On Saturday 2nd May by mykali(m): 2:18pm On May 02, 2009 |
at the Bridge. a win should make the fans happy. the draw against Everton really didnt help the price of match tickets. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I'm Really Dispointed: by mykali(m): 2:17pm On May 02, 2009 |
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 2:16pm On May 02, 2009 |
clemcykul:i told you to quit anal sex but you don't listen. now ur complaining about a pain in ur ass. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The 3 Pastors by mykali(op): 2:11pm On May 02, 2009 |
@all thanx guyzz @studio when was the last time you tried to post a joke? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi-final: Barcelona(0) Vs Chelsea(0) On Tuesday 28th April by mykali(m): 2:03pm On May 02, 2009 |
i'm tired of seeing a lotta things here. some arguments are bland, some are just plain stupid. the reason we employed Scolari in the first place was to play ''beautiful'' football. our first match in the EPL was a 4-0 drubbing of Pompey at the Bridge. everybody thought (i inclusive). . .''yeah, we had arrived. Scolari's the best thing that has happenend to Chelsea (after the special one) and we were ready to take on the world." then the real test came when we played against bigger teams. when we drew Spurs we thought it was normal. we were lucky to draw Man Utd and we thought we were okay. then when Liverpool won us at home, Roma won us at Rome, Arsenal won us at home again and Man utd trashed us at OT we knew Scolari's Beautiful football was taking us no where. Guus Hiddink came over. since then we've won Juventus, Liverpool, Arsenal and the draw against Barca (although not impressive) was an okay result to take back home. if we played as ugly and dirty and anti-footballish as you guys say we deed then you should have known it was the game plan. if you say Chelsea play ugly and anti-football then our matches against Barca in 2005 and Liverpool in the Ucl last month should not have been nominated for the best UCL MATCHES EVER!!!. And if the draw against Barca was the worst game of football from an EPL team, then Man Utd should be crucified for what they did last season against the same ''must play beautiful football or i quit playing football'' Barcelona. and if i watched the game with my eyes. Man Utd went thru. thanks to ugly and anti-football.  finally, the return leg at the Bridge is going to prove to all y'all who watch soccer with your asses that when Chelsea is prepared to get a result from you, you are in for it. Chelsea for Eternity. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 1:22pm On May 02, 2009 |
@bliss please, kindly give me some clues to that your strange riddle. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by mykali(m): 12:52pm On May 02, 2009 |
@romade you be maddam for this kain thing sha. i sorry for ya hubby. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi-final: Man United(1) Vs Arsenal(0) On Wednesday 29th April by mykali(m): 7:29pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
i want my revenge on Man Utd for Moscow and for the 3-0 neutralizing at OT. and i want Arsenal for the fact that they're gonna be easy to beat in the final. may the better team win today. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 12:22am On Apr 29, 2009 |
its not gonna be easy but i know Chelsea's gonna be in the final |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi-final: Barcelona(0) Vs Chelsea(0) On Tuesday 28th April by mykali(m): 10:37pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
i still have butterflies in my stomach about this fixture. Chelsea will try all possible to go for a win at the Bridge and will be vulnerable to counter attacks. Barca might try to use the away goals rule to their favor. Whateva happens at the Bridge, we must outscore Barcelona. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by mykali(m): 12:00am On Apr 28, 2009 |
lmbo. Dont yu guyz get tired of talking? So how do we identify ourselves at the party? Any body reading this can come there posing as mykali  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 8:58pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
oya back to the topic lets make this thread too explicit for children to enter . . .  a man was 4king his wife one morning and she was screaming ''aah, aah, aah, harder, faster, faster and then . . ." someone should continuue |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by mykali(m): 8:50pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
@studio coming to Lagos is not the problem. i can tell my old man anything and dissappear. but the timing aint right for me. except i serve in Lagos. hmmmm, come to think of it . . .i can bribe some greedy Nigerians and actually serve in the Eko City. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 8:48pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
lara? chei. is it me that you are lambasting like that? wetin i does naa? [color=#990000][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by mykali(m): 8:36pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
so whatz gonna happen to me? |
| Jokes Etc › The 3 Pastors by mykali(op): 8:36pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said " guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this. This pastor said " Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"! Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. He looked excited. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said " My brothers . . . my problem is gossip! I can't sit here anymore. I have to go and share this! I will be back!'' compliments of Forum |
| Jokes Etc › Weapons Of Maths Instruction by mykali(op): 8:33pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
A public school teacher was arrested today at MURTALA MUHHAMED International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Chief Akin Olujinmi said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the NPF with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Olujinmi said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President YAR ADUA said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Aso rocks aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 8:28pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
romade:those ya hairy legs that wey you dey shave with matchet abi? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by mykali(m): 8:23pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
larayat. whatz up dear?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Party by mykali(m): 8:20pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
this thread has gone gaa gaa. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by mykali(m): 8:18pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
so what happens to those that stay outside Lagos and can't be chanced to attend. i'll be doing ma NYSC around December and its most likely not going to be Lagos i serve in. so i will be left out |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by mykali(m): 8:08pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
na wetin copy copy dey cause. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(op): 7:45pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
| WARNING: thread derailers will be castrated. both male and female you guys should answer the fourth riddle naa, or am i the smartest dude on nairaland?? |
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