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 Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
ladies, who wants to go first?. i'll be in the bedroom.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by mykali(m): 4:32pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
no mind her. she dey do initial gra gra.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by mykali(m): 4:26pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
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| Family › Re: They Want Him To Marry A Dead Girl by mykali(m): 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
what sort of crap is that? marry a dead chic? take them to court ASAP!!!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by mykali(m): 4:12pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
lola, so where did we stop? enhenn . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 4:07pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
@Ben that night was a friday night na. enuff mykali beer in circulation. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 3:52pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
tytylayor:you were 36? OMG. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by mykali(m): 3:24pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
please do so quickly. if u nor get water i fit donate my . . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 3:20pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
. . . . .and i hope say all of una don pass 30years.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 3:17pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
hehehe. i thought you guys will criticise me for posting such lewd stuff. but seriously guys, if your chic fancies half of what is up there wount you be satisfied, i definitely would be happy. @ladies no offence. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 3:05pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
u sabi where garrison dey. see ya mouth? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by mykali(m): 2:41pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
haba. manickal my brother. you know you're my bro dont ya. lets forget all those rubbish we do in the battle rap section (at least for now) and concentrate on how we are gonna put heartaches in the hearts of all kopites tomorrow nyte. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by mykali(m): 2:20pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
Meldrick: harry2009: you guyz must be sent from heaven. we need more of u inside here to tell some people that we aint scared to do some damage at Anfield. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria For FIFA World Cup: Will The Eagles Qualify? by mykali(m): 2:12pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
will the big boiz listen to Siasia?  |
| Sports › Re: Should Westerhof Be Hired Again? by mykali(m): 2:08pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
Westerhoff? of course not. the guy has HIV na? on a serious note, he's total shyte. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by mykali(m): 1:45pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
@Lucia please, kindly explain to the mods that i didnt have any influence on your comment. i love my place in nairaland a lot. if the mods decide to go BAN! BAN!! BAN!!! i dont wanna be a culprit.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by mykali(m): 1:39pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
Zola will be fantastic but i dont think WestHam will let him go that easy. he's gonna qualify them for European football. if he's coming anyway, please, he should come with Steve Clark. i hope it will not affect Wilkins' job though |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by mykali(m): 1:21pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
@ibime lol. squeezing proverbial balls. . . ? @criz/muki[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] Cristalz: mukina2:what concerns me with what Lucia posted? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Heroes 'season 3' Continues by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
what is he gonna be used for? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This No Be Joke O! by mykali(m): 5:35pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
buhahahahahahaha i laugh in swahili. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Great 5EX Positions . . . by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@lola me? u must be mistaken. i am a perfect Gentleman.  |
| Jokes Etc › Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by mykali(op): 5:28pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Things a perfect woman would say I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. (chei) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? (lol) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! (eeew) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good Indecency movie, a case of beer, some weed, and have my friend Tammy over for a party! God, if I don't get to give u a b.j soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? (err err errhmmm) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. I'll be out fixing the car Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. Your mother did a great job raising you. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy me a new Love Machine. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! That was a great fart! Do another one! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Great 5EX Positions . . . by mykali(m): 5:20pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
chei. my mind was already wandering. i say make i check out the one way me and the new babe go try tonyte sha. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 5:16pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Lolabey the teacher was trying to get one of her students , Romade, to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left. Romade answered ''none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away'', Lolabbey answered back,"I like the way you think." Then Romade asked Lolabbey . . . if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? Lolabbey The teacher looked shocked and said, "The one that is sucking the ice cream?." Romade answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
please i hope nobody has posted this before. if so, i am sorry The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member-about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache. . .she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 5:04pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@lola i heard the rats having the conversation oh. i nor follow. @bliesing what are u getting at? @topic i know this next joke is so old but to me it is the best joke alive. Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her (e.g farting in public) . Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted (farted like hell) . And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like the kind of think a skunk would inhale and die. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her cabbage cooking. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy Birthday!!! THE END |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 4:55pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
things you will never hear from a lady's mouth. 1 Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 2 I think hairy butts are really sexy.  3 Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute. 4 This diamond is way too big. i prefer a smaller one. 5 cant we do something else apart from shopping. (for girls, no shopping, no life) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 4:49pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
those rats are good in Matrix moves. some things a man will never say 1 I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right! 2 your boobs are just way too big. 3 We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold your purse. 4 Sure, I would love to wear a condom. |
| Jokes Etc › Laughouse.com by mykali(op): 4:23pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
i woke up on saturday morning with a heavy hangover after a long and hard night of drinking only to hear 2 rats having this conversation. 1st rat = see this coward, abi u no know say na me dey chop all the crayfish wey oga dey use set rat trap for this house. abi u wan try 2nd rat = see this incompetent mugu, abi u sef no sabi say me i dey use the rat trap dey play jangulova. . .? before the 1st rat could say something else a 3rd rat putting on an eyeglass with comb in his hand came out from another hole and said . . .'' see this two lazy mumu dey hia dey brag about rat trap. abi una no sabi say na me impregginate that cat for the next house?'' |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria For FIFA World Cup: Will The Eagles Qualify? by mykali(m): 4:05pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@switch for once u sound sane |
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